George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One.
The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."
The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."
Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."
The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window and make 56 million people unbelievably happy."
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04/12/2006 08:10 #29483
Make someone happy04/11/2006 08:43 #29482
It's too nice out....Got home last night and it was too nice to just collapse, which is what I mostly feel like doing after work these days. Changed out of my boring work clothes and put on some boring play clothes, strapped on the IPOD and started schlepping down Delaware to get some exercise and see if a spring day can revive me.
It did. I followed Delaware down to Lincoln Parkway and veered over to Elmwood by the gallery and just worked my way back of Elmwood to Utica and back to my humble abode again. No great shakes that, but it was just good to get out with a decent soundtrack in my ears. It was one of those nights that make you happy to be glad in the village, plenty of folks were out, but it was without the weekend tourists, ya know. I stopped or was stopped to chat a few times, snafed one of Spot's patented italian sodas. Almost no money fun.
It wasn't very remarkable, but a jaunt like that was able to free my mind from all the intellectual bullshit of work, the possibility of needing to look for work and sundry crap.
It did. I followed Delaware down to Lincoln Parkway and veered over to Elmwood by the gallery and just worked my way back of Elmwood to Utica and back to my humble abode again. No great shakes that, but it was just good to get out with a decent soundtrack in my ears. It was one of those nights that make you happy to be glad in the village, plenty of folks were out, but it was without the weekend tourists, ya know. I stopped or was stopped to chat a few times, snafed one of Spot's patented italian sodas. Almost no money fun.
It wasn't very remarkable, but a jaunt like that was able to free my mind from all the intellectual bullshit of work, the possibility of needing to look for work and sundry crap.
04/08/2006 08:59 #29480
A gather giftWhile downloading Batman's whupping (Thanks Jenks), I made a contribution to Gather that caught my fancy. It's an acoustic version of "That's Entertainment" by Paul Weller with a little help from Noel Gallagher.
Enjoy
TRACKING NUMBER: 0275259001144501055
Enjoy
TRACKING NUMBER: 0275259001144501055
leetee - 04/08/06 10:22
Thanks!
Thanks!
twisted - 04/08/06 09:08
I had to grab that one. Thanks!
Just a note to anyone else who wants to pick it up -- the filename + description might push the link to accept this package below the pop-up window. If you decrease the text size in that browser window (CTRL -), you can get it to fit.
I had to grab that one. Thanks!
Just a note to anyone else who wants to pick it up -- the filename + description might push the link to accept this package below the pop-up window. If you decrease the text size in that browser window (CTRL -), you can get it to fit.
04/05/2006 20:54 #29479
A Estrip is a terrible thing to wasteAs I read other folks journals, I find I'm also checking out links that other peeps are posting and I'm finding a goalmine ofcool stuff. You guys are broadening my horizons. That's a cool thing. Estrip: Does a Mind Good.
paul - 04/05/06 22:32
Thanks, that is so great to hear!
Thanks, that is so great to hear!
kara - 04/05/06 22:09
here mrmike this one's for you
:::link:::
and some other timewasters from zefrank :::link:::
here mrmike this one's for you
:::link:::
and some other timewasters from zefrank :::link:::
hahahaha!!
OMG.. if i tell my dad this joke, we probably will never stop hearing it...