i dreamed that i had a baby but i wasn't ready for a baby yet so i put it in the freezer. a couple days later i decided i could handle having a baby, so i took her out to thaw. i was worried because it was taking a long time and i had to go to the bookstore, so i took the frozen baby with me. it took a really long time and i was worried because the ice was melting but the baby wasn't moving. eventually she opened her eyes. she wriggled around a lot like a kitten. i told my dad, "i didn't know you could freeze humans like you freeze chicken." he laughed because i was so ignorant. [bgcolor]#ffffff[/bgcolor]

I was on some sort of game show with 8 contestants. We all had our own turtle and we had to flush the turtles down toilets at exactly the same time. The turtle would move along, unharmed, through a series of clear pipes and basins. Whichever turtle popped out at the end first was the winner. My turtle came in second place. [bgcolor]#00ff19[/bgcolor]

I played Second Life all day today.
I'm not exaggerating.
I think I played for like 10 hours total.

all i wanted to do was use a scanner
we have a brand new study quad at buff state's library
the entire library only has 4 fucking scanners
of course people were using all 4 of those computers
and don't worry, not a single one of them was actually using the scanner [bgcolor]#000000[/bgcolor]

I drove to school this morning.
There was no parking.
So I went to the post office and did an errand.
Then I went back to school and there still were no parking places.
I refused to park all the way across Grant Street and then walk to the exact opposite end of campus (Bacon Hall) to a class I hate, so I went back home. [bgcolor]#bafd55[/bgcolor]