anyone not going out wed night/not going to be wasted? i need a ride to the airport at 4am. i will love you forever!

what a weekend. i was just woken up to the sound of my phone which currently has the most annoying ringtone. argh. i need to just put it back on vibrate.

went out last night and did zero drinking. nada.

guess im going to ny. going. not going. going.

GOING. woo.

need bacon now.

i lost my keys too. my house keys.

the funniest thing i've ever done. ok. so im just gonna give it to you raw, here we go...

1. i lost my license, just a few days before my planned trip to ny for thanksgiving. now, im not going. (who's inviting me over for some turkey?):O)

2. i lost a 20

3. i lost my most favorite little clutch

4. i lost the last little bit of my gange

5. i don't think I've ever thrown up so much in my life

6. i came up with the brilliant idea to have white russians last night

7. i then drank way too many

8. i lost my glasses

and the only saving grace to all of this, is possibly the most crazy/strange/funny/dangerous thing I've ever done.

yes ladies and gents, [size=m]i jumped out of a moving car.[/size]

where are you dude?