A random link

I like the egg one the most.
I talked with my grandpa on the phone just a few minutes ago. This may not seem like a big deal to most people, but the man has been terribly hard-of-hearing since before I was born. State-of-the-art hearing aids (digital, no less) help him hear normal conversation, as long as you talk directly toward him slowly and clearly. We just got them a cell phone, and the volume on it is loud enough for him to hear and comprehend. We had an entire conversation where I didn't have to repeat myself - that's not something I remember happening often.
So, thank you, cell phone company maker. You've given my grandpa the chance to be one of the cool kids and whip out a cell phone to hold obnoxious conversations in public places.
Wait until I teach him how to text message. Look out, world. They already know how to email and send IMs; this will make them much more dangerous :)
And finally, more proof that the current administration is well into its campaign to destroy the US health care system.

Kudos, esteemed senators. I bet taking away access to mammograms in every state, well-child care in most states

and dozens of other life saving procedures makes your corporate overlords happy.
if you want to get a little crazy with this you could mix some cream cheese with horseradish and substitute for the provolone, and try arugala instead of the spinach.