I've had a headache all afternoon, and now that I'm home (with minimal chores to do) I'm feeling queasy and generally unwell.
Unlike most people, when I feel sick, I don't lose my appetite. Unless I'm sick enough that I'm unable to keep food in my stomach, I generally eat as normal. Even when I can't keep food down, I'll still try to eat. Stupidly.
Here's my recipe for a sausage soup, guaranteed to cure what ails you.
Ingredients
olive oil
2 links of sausage - the big, Italian kind that you get at the deli counter. I used one link of mild and one of hot.
1 red onion, chopped.
1-2 carrots, chopped.
4 cups water
beef bouillion
1/2 can, diced green chiles
1/2 c. barley (raw)
salt
pepper
oregano
Steps
Remove the sausage casing. In a big stockpot, add a bit of OO and saute the sausage until it's cooked and crumbly.
Add the chopped onions and carrots. I chop all my veggies in big chopping frenzies on occasional weekends, and store them flat in freezer bags, breaking off what I need when I make these delicious soups. This cuts down on the time it takes to cook.
Add the chiles. You can use whatever chopped veggies you'd like.
Season with salt and pepper. I've been using some fine grain sea salt, because I am cultivating some food snobbery.
Add 4 cups water, more if you're using more veggies, less if you're using fewer veggies.
Add the boullion based on how much water you're adding.
Add the barley; if you're using less water, use less than 1/2 cup of the barley.
Add a big dash of oregano or your favorite green seasoning.
Simmer for 25-30 minutes. Make sure the barley is cooked through and not crunchy.
Serve with crusty bread.
I checked on my best girl

She's doing pretty well.
My childhood best friend developed epilepsy in her teenage years. She was not allowed to drive a car for twelve months following each episode. Much to her frustration, she would always have a seizure every 10-11 months, so she didn't get her driver's license until she was about 23, which was the first time she was seizure-free long enough.
She drives normally now, I think-- I don't think she's had a seizure in about five years.
Housemate of mine brewed mead at home, which was interesting, but it tasted like ass. I am very interested in this, how you say, maple syrup variant on the recipe. Do keep us posted. :)
Yeah yeah! Spill it! I want the recipe. (e:dragonlady7) 's family is from the capital region and they get bitchin' fresh maple syrup.
Interestingly, even though the history of alcoholic drinks is only a couple weeks shorter than the history of fruit juices, the role of yeast in fermentation was only discovered by Louis Pasteur in the 1800s. In fact, the use of yeast in beer was forbidden by omission from the long-standing German Purity Law of 1516 [wikipedia]Reinheitsgebot[/wikipedia], which says the only ingredients that may be present in your beer are water, malt, and hops. [The law was amended to allow yeast, and eventually repealed in 1988.]
- Z
The key to brewing beer is to have just the right yeast in there for fermentation. Random bacteria (or yeast) can produce random crap and spoil the beer.
Therefore, you have to painstakingly make sure that each and every utensil used in the process is sterilized, and only the chosen yeast gets to mate with the sugary goodness to produce alcohol (and CO2, the fizz).
Amazingly, beer brewing is 5000 years old. (e:PMT), once you have your mansion, setup a brewery in the basement!
I am so glad it is not an ingredient. Can you document the process some more, so we can find out how to make it. I love maple syrup. In fact I drink it staright from the jug all the time.
A light bleach solution sterilizes the buckets in which the mead ferments. As the mixtures sits for several weeks ,or perhaps months in this case, things can get nasty if the equipment isn't pristinely clean.
"In several weeks, we will have many, many gallons of maple syrup mead. I don't know the specifics yet, but it will involve several buckets, a bit of bleach, 40-60 million yeast cells, and sweet, sweet maple goodness."
Oh shiiiiiiiiit! But what's the bleach for?
- Z