I'm not nearly as bothered by the blonde whore getting off as (e:jason) is, although I find it interesting that if she looked like Roseanne Barr she'd be in the pokey right now. It is bullshit? Of course. But our society prizes beautiful people... so there you go. Maybe thats why Roseanne Barr had her face fixed.
I've been thinking about the lower back tattoo lately; maybe thats because myself and about 15 other guys at the airport were gawking at a girl that was bent over recently. It was so blatant that us fellas were grinning and nodding to each other. Now, I've never shied away from the fact that men are pigs. I like the tattoo. But, for those of you girls who are getting that tattoo "for yourself" - thats like saying you are getting a boob job "for yourself." Don't be so ignorant and naive, and please don't insult anyones intelligence anymore. If you get that tattoo, you are doing so with the expectation in mind that you are going to get gawked at and assumed to give it up without too much effort. Is it fair? No. Lifes not fair. The blonde rapist staying out of jail isn't fair. Lots of things aren't fair. Live with it, or if you don't like guys gawking and daydreaming about using that tattoo as a target, get your erotic tattoo somewhere more private. Its more fun that way anyhow - I'd rather find out that my girl has a wild side privately then have her wild side broadcasted like a billboard on the small of her back.
RED ALERT - I PUT OUT!
Ok. Be good, (e:strip)pers, and look both ways before crossing the street.
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03/21/2006 17:52 #24617
Yessuh03/15/2006 23:20 #24616
Bippity BoopDamn (e:jason), you bear a striking resemblance to Paul Wall!
Don't you love it when someone sends you something like this?
JUNE
You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you will meet someone that may possibly become oneof your closest friends, if you repost this in 5 minutes.
Never mind that this paragraph is stunningly accurate - what bothers me is this crap at the end of the paragraph. Things like this clog internet bandwith like plaque in an artery.
Anyway, (e:peeps), I'm reporting to you tonight from the state of Delaware. I don't mind saying that this place isn't one of my favorites. Today's train ride was cool - almost 4 hours of just relaxing... its rare that I get to do that when I'm on the road for work. We got the car and promptly drove from Baltimore to the hotel. Theoretically I'll be home sometime tomorrow, and I'm very much looking forward to it.
Don't you love it when someone sends you something like this?
JUNE
You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you will meet someone that may possibly become oneof your closest friends, if you repost this in 5 minutes.
Never mind that this paragraph is stunningly accurate - what bothers me is this crap at the end of the paragraph. Things like this clog internet bandwith like plaque in an artery.
Anyway, (e:peeps), I'm reporting to you tonight from the state of Delaware. I don't mind saying that this place isn't one of my favorites. Today's train ride was cool - almost 4 hours of just relaxing... its rare that I get to do that when I'm on the road for work. We got the car and promptly drove from Baltimore to the hotel. Theoretically I'll be home sometime tomorrow, and I'm very much looking forward to it.
03/14/2006 23:41 #24615
Hubba HubbaCategory: travel
Rachel Ray, will you marry me?
Today was a good day. We worked in East New York, Brooklyn. Thugalicious for sure, but it was cool - the facility we visited had this crazy $8 million dollar printer/bag maker. Its sad when you can go to Wal-Mart, randomly pick out items and say, "Yeah, I was there and saw this being made."' The company we visited today makes the plastic bags that other companies use to package their stuff - socks, etc. - you get the idea. The manager we worked with even hooked us up with a ride to the subway in his Mercedes-Benz CL500 coupe - VERY nice car. He told us that if he didn't have another appointment he would have driven us all the way to Penn Station... which I would have absolutely loved.
After work we took the 3 line in Brooklyn to Penn Station then took an Amtrak train to Stamford, CT. It was my first time taking a regional train, and I have to say that its more enjoyable than flying. Its almost just like flying, actually; there are many similarities and you almost feel like you're in a plane. Except for the view, of course. As far as the traveling experience, overall if you ask me its far more enjoyable than being in a plane. The seats are larger with more legroom and are more comfortable, each double seat section has a 120v jack if you want to monkey with your laptop and not worry about battery life, theres a snack car, and also another car with cafeteria-style seating. Theres also a business class section, but I didn't bother. Overall, after countless flying hours, I have to say that after my first ride in a train I wish that airplane travel was more like train travel.
For you wrasslin' fans, we drove right by the WWE headquarters! My first impression of Connecticut is that its full of blueblood, snooty, extremely rich people. Which is probably true for all of New England but still, the area is beautiful. After work tomorrow we go back to Stamford and take another train to BWI airport, then drive to Dover, DE for the night. Then the next day, we work in DE, come back to Baltimore for a short revisit then fly back home... all the same day.
I talk a lot of shit about NYC, but theres something about the place that I love. Could I live there? I'm still not sure, but I know that I'm more accepting of the idea now than I was 5 years ago.
Today was a good day. We worked in East New York, Brooklyn. Thugalicious for sure, but it was cool - the facility we visited had this crazy $8 million dollar printer/bag maker. Its sad when you can go to Wal-Mart, randomly pick out items and say, "Yeah, I was there and saw this being made."' The company we visited today makes the plastic bags that other companies use to package their stuff - socks, etc. - you get the idea. The manager we worked with even hooked us up with a ride to the subway in his Mercedes-Benz CL500 coupe - VERY nice car. He told us that if he didn't have another appointment he would have driven us all the way to Penn Station... which I would have absolutely loved.
After work we took the 3 line in Brooklyn to Penn Station then took an Amtrak train to Stamford, CT. It was my first time taking a regional train, and I have to say that its more enjoyable than flying. Its almost just like flying, actually; there are many similarities and you almost feel like you're in a plane. Except for the view, of course. As far as the traveling experience, overall if you ask me its far more enjoyable than being in a plane. The seats are larger with more legroom and are more comfortable, each double seat section has a 120v jack if you want to monkey with your laptop and not worry about battery life, theres a snack car, and also another car with cafeteria-style seating. Theres also a business class section, but I didn't bother. Overall, after countless flying hours, I have to say that after my first ride in a train I wish that airplane travel was more like train travel.
For you wrasslin' fans, we drove right by the WWE headquarters! My first impression of Connecticut is that its full of blueblood, snooty, extremely rich people. Which is probably true for all of New England but still, the area is beautiful. After work tomorrow we go back to Stamford and take another train to BWI airport, then drive to Dover, DE for the night. Then the next day, we work in DE, come back to Baltimore for a short revisit then fly back home... all the same day.
I talk a lot of shit about NYC, but theres something about the place that I love. Could I live there? I'm still not sure, but I know that I'm more accepting of the idea now than I was 5 years ago.
paul - 01/02/11 17:27
We just got her casserole disk for christmas, I didn't realize she was such a sex symbol.
We just got her casserole disk for christmas, I didn't realize she was such a sex symbol.
decoyisryan - 03/15/06 22:56
yo, Rachel is hot. But seriously, the other one is hotter. The italian cook. She rock my socks. Giada De Laurentiis is her name. Google her....love her.
yo, Rachel is hot. But seriously, the other one is hotter. The italian cook. She rock my socks. Giada De Laurentiis is her name. Google her....love her.
metalpeter - 03/15/06 18:38
Well Maybe if I could find a wife then we could swap and I would get a shot at Rachel :-) .Wow she is smokin hot I won't make any jokes about not being able to chose wich pie to eat. That cool that you drove past WWE Headquaters.
Well Maybe if I could find a wife then we could swap and I would get a shot at Rachel :-) .Wow she is smokin hot I won't make any jokes about not being able to chose wich pie to eat. That cool that you drove past WWE Headquaters.
theecarey - 03/15/06 16:30
She is too cute. I saw this 60 min Turkey Day cooking show.. I didnt intend to watch as I never watch Foodie shows. However, I was just pulled in--c'mon thanksgiving in an hour?! Amazing. So I have been following her a little ever since. Charming personality as well..
She is too cute. I saw this 60 min Turkey Day cooking show.. I didnt intend to watch as I never watch Foodie shows. However, I was just pulled in--c'mon thanksgiving in an hour?! Amazing. So I have been following her a little ever since. Charming personality as well..
uncutsaniflush - 03/15/06 08:05
I hate to break your heart, joshua, but Rachel Ray is married to a lawyer of all people. But all is not lost, (e:leetee) tells me that Rachel Ray is going to have some sort of daytime talk show soon.
Be brave, (e:joshua), be brave. :-)
I hate to break your heart, joshua, but Rachel Ray is married to a lawyer of all people. But all is not lost, (e:leetee) tells me that Rachel Ray is going to have some sort of daytime talk show soon.
Be brave, (e:joshua), be brave. :-)
jenks - 03/15/06 01:20
hey now! careful with the new england jokes, buster. ;)
hey now! careful with the new england jokes, buster. ;)
03/14/2006 01:35 #24614
Astoria = greatCategory: travel
Hey peeps -
I got a chance to see my college buddies tonight in Queens - we hung out in Astoria and had a couple pints. It was very nice to be able to see some old but dear friends. Astoria is definitely one of the places I could imagine living in if I ever moved to NYC.
Anyhow, thats it!
I got a chance to see my college buddies tonight in Queens - we hung out in Astoria and had a couple pints. It was very nice to be able to see some old but dear friends. Astoria is definitely one of the places I could imagine living in if I ever moved to NYC.
Anyhow, thats it!
03/13/2006 10:37 #24613
Oy veySo I got up at 5AM today for no reason, apparently. I'm sitting in Rochester airport happily leeching the free wireless access and waiting for my flight. Everything got backed up 2 hours, so now I have to sit here and wait until we can get to LGA. The bad news is that the audit I was supposed to execute today is going to be rescheduled... which leads to the good news. Free day in Manhattan for Joshy! We're gonna check in to the hotel, drop our crap off, then head straight for the subway.
Rochester airport is smaller than BUF if you can believe it, but in some ways its nicer. The airport food here is sparse, but they have a Hudson News and a nice business center with free wireless throughout the airport - thats definitely enough to keep me happy!
I forgot my camera but I'll be sure to describe my exploits during the week. Have a good one, y'all back in B-Lo.
Rochester airport is smaller than BUF if you can believe it, but in some ways its nicer. The airport food here is sparse, but they have a Hudson News and a nice business center with free wireless throughout the airport - thats definitely enough to keep me happy!
I forgot my camera but I'll be sure to describe my exploits during the week. Have a good one, y'all back in B-Lo.
I agree. Leaving something to the imagination is far more sexy than just throwing it all out there. Subtle is sexy.
I dissagre a little bit on the rape case. But that is because I disagree with the difination of rape. Since someone isn't 18 they legaly can't consent, so it is rape by deffalut. I understand the law is to protect kids and to keep them from being exploited. But acts that are truely consensual should be consensual and non socsenusal should be nonconsensual based on facts not by age. I know when I was growing up there where a couple female teachers I would have liked to have sex with but if I did that would be a crime but if I chose to do someone in my grade it wouldn't be.
In terms of the tramp stamp. To me it depends on the girl. For example I knew a Tall Hot Sexy Blonde with a great Dragon Tat about the spot on her back. But it wasn't her only Tat it was one of a few. The real indication should be if you also see a thong at the same time.