So, Jerry and I were at Faherty's last night watching the Sabres game (one of the bartenders used to tend during our dart nights) and a chick bartender (not the one we know) noticed my Bass Ale wasn't downed. She looked at me, handed me a napkin and said "You might need this to wipe your pussy."
Of course, I'm famous for not taking that kind of thing so when she walked by again I gave her the napkin back and told her that she'd better worry about her own pussy. SHOCKING.
And what happened? She plopped down a shot glass and poured me a Jameson's. Cool deal!
It pays to be a jerk! To be honest I thought about stepping it up a notch and offering her a hand (hehe) but that might have been going overboard.
Jerry's still laughing about the whole deal, so at least we had fun.
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10/27/2006 14:08 #23694
Women Love Jerks!Category: potpourri
10/24/2006 08:33 #23693
The Sophia of Jason IICategory: potpourri
As estrip's budding Tony Robbins I feel I have to leave an inspiring message for everyone today, including myself.
Work hard. It's far less agonizing than watching the clock tick.
We all have tough times. Getting through them is good for the soul.
Home is impenetrable to the drama and bullshit of work/school. Keep it that way.
When was the last time you did something helpful for your fellow man?
Work hard. It's far less agonizing than watching the clock tick.
We all have tough times. Getting through them is good for the soul.
Home is impenetrable to the drama and bullshit of work/school. Keep it that way.
When was the last time you did something helpful for your fellow man?
10/15/2006 15:26 #23692
Jason Returns to Chippewa!Category: fun
Which means, of course, that we had friends visiting from NYC. Oh, I love those guys, the most fun and obscene people I know. They are married, so I can't publicly document everything, but I will say a good time was had by all.
The night kicked off at Pearl Street, where we drank some of their beer and watched the Sabres embarrass the Rangers. James is every bit the partisan Rangers fan, so it was fun needling him. Walt once again declared impartiality, which is fucking shameful. Some chick in there had the dirtiest mouth I've heard on a female, calling Jagr a "fucking pussy." That was the clean part. I laughed very, very hard.
After the game we went to Mother's because Jerry needed to wish a happy birthday to his coworker E-Max. She was having dinner with her visibly annoyed boyfriend. Mother's ain't the best place for a quiet dinner, not to mention it is the favored watering hole for prospective trophy wives and social climbers (see (e:Jenks) post about Ryan Miller and Andrew Peters - it is well known that Sabres visit the place, which explains the overwhelming stench of MHBs). I wouldn't say I hate the place, but it isn't my favorite by a long shot. Whenever I go there I feel a strong impulse to get the hell out of dodge and ritually scrub myself with lava rocks.
As an aside, I laughed until it hurt when I read (e:Jenks) post concerning her coworker who was dating Nick Carter, and had him stolen from her by Paris Hilton. I have to ask, was that a joke? Was she being serious? Because some celebrity threw her a bone (literally and figuratively) she's going to go through life thinking that's basically what she deserves, and nothing less. Truly hilarious. The evil motherfucker in me thoroughly enjoyed reading the post.
Anyhow, we finally, thank God, left Mother's and headed towards Chippewa. I have been trying my ass off to get rid of the flawed notion that the overwhelming majority of women are out for the dollas, and Chippewa is the very best place to test yourself when you have this mindset because you are literally surrounded by it at all times. Well, I don't think the notion is TOTALLY flawed, there is some truth to it, but I tend to overexaggerate it greatly.
Of course I assumed an alias ("Jake McDermott") and went to 67 West with my buddies for some more alcohol and debauchery. Josh "forgot" his ID so he went home. I chatted up many a chick with my married friends. These two cute chicks were there with their mothers, at least I think it was their mothers, either that or some really fuckin weathered 30-somethings. They tried to scam drinks from us, and I laughed out loud in their faces. How about a blow job honey? Walt was his usual charming self - the ladies love him, what can I say? I've always appreciated the runoff however. Jerry not so much so, he has to be the #1 dog at all times. This from a guy who fucks more girls in the span of a couple months than I have in my life. Whatever. We smoked some cigars, laughed it off and headed over to SoHo. You guys know how much I love SoHo.
There was a $3 cover, which is completely inexplicable considering there is never any live entertainment, unless you count everyone inside who is trying way too hard to make an impression. Had a Heineken, met an old friend who I hadn't seen in many a moon, and somehow lost my friends along the way. The place was absolutely crawling with hot ass. My libido is returning with a fury, which is yet another sign that I am coming out of it. Saw a tall, leggy blonde, an amazon woman, who was absolutely amazing. I've always wanted to know what I could get away with armed with nothing but $5 and my wits.
Eventually I found my buddies and we went back to 67, God knows why. Did some cherry bombs, chatted up a few more people, and the NYC guys got us a cab in less than 5 seconds. The cabbie was a cool ass dude. He let us smoke the remainder of our cigars, and he bumped some hip hop for us, loud as all hell. Elmwood looks very odd with no lights. Thankfully I've never been out of power. The guys wanted to partake in an unnamed activity which was met by my swift veto (if I won't do it, you know it's gotta be bad).
I love those guys. I wish I could hang with them more. I had an awesome night! How about you guys?
-Jake McDermott
The night kicked off at Pearl Street, where we drank some of their beer and watched the Sabres embarrass the Rangers. James is every bit the partisan Rangers fan, so it was fun needling him. Walt once again declared impartiality, which is fucking shameful. Some chick in there had the dirtiest mouth I've heard on a female, calling Jagr a "fucking pussy." That was the clean part. I laughed very, very hard.
After the game we went to Mother's because Jerry needed to wish a happy birthday to his coworker E-Max. She was having dinner with her visibly annoyed boyfriend. Mother's ain't the best place for a quiet dinner, not to mention it is the favored watering hole for prospective trophy wives and social climbers (see (e:Jenks) post about Ryan Miller and Andrew Peters - it is well known that Sabres visit the place, which explains the overwhelming stench of MHBs). I wouldn't say I hate the place, but it isn't my favorite by a long shot. Whenever I go there I feel a strong impulse to get the hell out of dodge and ritually scrub myself with lava rocks.
As an aside, I laughed until it hurt when I read (e:Jenks) post concerning her coworker who was dating Nick Carter, and had him stolen from her by Paris Hilton. I have to ask, was that a joke? Was she being serious? Because some celebrity threw her a bone (literally and figuratively) she's going to go through life thinking that's basically what she deserves, and nothing less. Truly hilarious. The evil motherfucker in me thoroughly enjoyed reading the post.
Anyhow, we finally, thank God, left Mother's and headed towards Chippewa. I have been trying my ass off to get rid of the flawed notion that the overwhelming majority of women are out for the dollas, and Chippewa is the very best place to test yourself when you have this mindset because you are literally surrounded by it at all times. Well, I don't think the notion is TOTALLY flawed, there is some truth to it, but I tend to overexaggerate it greatly.
Of course I assumed an alias ("Jake McDermott") and went to 67 West with my buddies for some more alcohol and debauchery. Josh "forgot" his ID so he went home. I chatted up many a chick with my married friends. These two cute chicks were there with their mothers, at least I think it was their mothers, either that or some really fuckin weathered 30-somethings. They tried to scam drinks from us, and I laughed out loud in their faces. How about a blow job honey? Walt was his usual charming self - the ladies love him, what can I say? I've always appreciated the runoff however. Jerry not so much so, he has to be the #1 dog at all times. This from a guy who fucks more girls in the span of a couple months than I have in my life. Whatever. We smoked some cigars, laughed it off and headed over to SoHo. You guys know how much I love SoHo.
There was a $3 cover, which is completely inexplicable considering there is never any live entertainment, unless you count everyone inside who is trying way too hard to make an impression. Had a Heineken, met an old friend who I hadn't seen in many a moon, and somehow lost my friends along the way. The place was absolutely crawling with hot ass. My libido is returning with a fury, which is yet another sign that I am coming out of it. Saw a tall, leggy blonde, an amazon woman, who was absolutely amazing. I've always wanted to know what I could get away with armed with nothing but $5 and my wits.
Eventually I found my buddies and we went back to 67, God knows why. Did some cherry bombs, chatted up a few more people, and the NYC guys got us a cab in less than 5 seconds. The cabbie was a cool ass dude. He let us smoke the remainder of our cigars, and he bumped some hip hop for us, loud as all hell. Elmwood looks very odd with no lights. Thankfully I've never been out of power. The guys wanted to partake in an unnamed activity which was met by my swift veto (if I won't do it, you know it's gotta be bad).
I love those guys. I wish I could hang with them more. I had an awesome night! How about you guys?
-Jake McDermott
jenks - 10/15/06 17:36
for the record, the sabres were at blu mirage not mothers. Or did they come with us... I can't even remember, it was almost 4 when we got there. And yes, the girl seemed serious about the nick carter stuff. Maybe you saw her at soho... Tall, LONG shiny black hair... she really is quite pretty. Anyway, sounds like we just missed crossing paths a few times. I've still never been to soho. Glad you're feeling better, glad you're at least trying to give women a chance to prove they're not just after money, and glad you vetoed the coke, or whatever other badness almost happened.
for the record, the sabres were at blu mirage not mothers. Or did they come with us... I can't even remember, it was almost 4 when we got there. And yes, the girl seemed serious about the nick carter stuff. Maybe you saw her at soho... Tall, LONG shiny black hair... she really is quite pretty. Anyway, sounds like we just missed crossing paths a few times. I've still never been to soho. Glad you're feeling better, glad you're at least trying to give women a chance to prove they're not just after money, and glad you vetoed the coke, or whatever other badness almost happened.
10/11/2006 09:48 #23691
Lawyers Own The Fucking WorldCategory: law
$11.3M award for "defamatory" internet posts.
There are way too many lawyers in the world. They are fucking sharks. Predators. Law firms are some of the very few businesses in Buffalo that can afford billboard and TV advertising (the other businesses being car dealerships).
Broke a nail? I'm sure someone out there would be willing to try and get you a heavy reward. What nonsense.
The fact that people can even do something like this sets a dangerous precedent. What, if someone gets offended are you going to sue them? I guess so.
What are we becoming?
There are way too many lawyers in the world. They are fucking sharks. Predators. Law firms are some of the very few businesses in Buffalo that can afford billboard and TV advertising (the other businesses being car dealerships).
Broke a nail? I'm sure someone out there would be willing to try and get you a heavy reward. What nonsense.
The fact that people can even do something like this sets a dangerous precedent. What, if someone gets offended are you going to sue them? I guess so.
What are we becoming?
metalpeter - 10/11/06 19:53
I will admit I didn't have time to read the article. However I'm a partime lawyer on the side and you just called me a shark and I'm highley offended, I'm so upset that I can't go to work from all the stress for the rest of the week, expect to be serverd with papers soon, I'm coming for all your Money. I'm just fucking around of course. I can see that what you say on the internet is public and that you could be sued for deformation of character possibly but and maybe a little bit of emtional distress. But to really get 11 million dollars seems like way to much even if you lost a job over it.
I will admit I didn't have time to read the article. However I'm a partime lawyer on the side and you just called me a shark and I'm highley offended, I'm so upset that I can't go to work from all the stress for the rest of the week, expect to be serverd with papers soon, I'm coming for all your Money. I'm just fucking around of course. I can see that what you say on the internet is public and that you could be sued for deformation of character possibly but and maybe a little bit of emtional distress. But to really get 11 million dollars seems like way to much even if you lost a job over it.
museumchick - 10/11/06 18:29
While I could see the potential validity of the lawsuit, awarding that much money for something like that seems more than a little irrational to me.
While I could see the potential validity of the lawsuit, awarding that much money for something like that seems more than a little irrational to me.
zobar - 10/11/06 12:07
A nation of badass motherfuckers who don't take no shit from nobody?
...which is what happens when you don't show up for your defense.
I'm kind of split. On the one hand, it is amazing to me that people do not yet understand that what they say on the Internet is as public and subject to libel claims as anything you'll find in print. On the other hand, I can't believe that the Internet posts really caused $11M in damages. On the third hand, it is amazing to me that a jury would award such a patently ruinous financial settlement for its own sake.
- Z
What are we becoming?
A nation of badass motherfuckers who don't take no shit from nobody?
"I don't feel like I can express my opinions," Bock says. "Only one side of the story was told in court. Nobody heard my side."
...which is what happens when you don't show up for your defense.
I'm kind of split. On the one hand, it is amazing to me that people do not yet understand that what they say on the Internet is as public and subject to libel claims as anything you'll find in print. On the other hand, I can't believe that the Internet posts really caused $11M in damages. On the third hand, it is amazing to me that a jury would award such a patently ruinous financial settlement for its own sake.
- Z
jenks - 10/11/06 10:46
dude! I am totally suing my anonymous "guest" then! I'm sure it's worth at least a mil...
dude! I am totally suing my anonymous "guest" then! I'm sure it's worth at least a mil...
10/05/2006 10:50 #23690
Miscellaneous CrapCategory: potpourri
Just a few quick things:
1) The job is going fine. So far I like it. It is by far the most professional and organized company I've worked for up to this date.
2) I'm still constantly thinking about how people become happy. I've learned cash has nothing to do with it. Now, don't get me wrong, cash can and will do many things for you. It will get you nice things, and a gorgeous girlfriend. It will not however make me or anyone else happy. People are always looking for something, and are always replacing real happiness with the transitory kind that comes from getting a new gadget or fucking some random chick. I'm still searching but I'm on my way.
3) I have to now shave and shower and dress nicely every day for my job, and I do believe it has a positive effect on how I carry myself, and how I feel about myself.
4) Finally there is a new upstairs neighbor. I met her yesterday. I think she'll fit in well at the house. Oh yeah, it also helps that she is extremely easy on the eyes, and has friends, blonde friends (now don't you brunettes start whining to me - I'm swedish). The evil son of a bitch that I am suppressing wants to prowl but it's probably not the wisest choice at this time.
1) The job is going fine. So far I like it. It is by far the most professional and organized company I've worked for up to this date.
2) I'm still constantly thinking about how people become happy. I've learned cash has nothing to do with it. Now, don't get me wrong, cash can and will do many things for you. It will get you nice things, and a gorgeous girlfriend. It will not however make me or anyone else happy. People are always looking for something, and are always replacing real happiness with the transitory kind that comes from getting a new gadget or fucking some random chick. I'm still searching but I'm on my way.
3) I have to now shave and shower and dress nicely every day for my job, and I do believe it has a positive effect on how I carry myself, and how I feel about myself.
4) Finally there is a new upstairs neighbor. I met her yesterday. I think she'll fit in well at the house. Oh yeah, it also helps that she is extremely easy on the eyes, and has friends, blonde friends (now don't you brunettes start whining to me - I'm swedish). The evil son of a bitch that I am suppressing wants to prowl but it's probably not the wisest choice at this time.
vincent - 10/05/06 16:54
Money has nothing to do with getting women. I see so many bald, fat, old, short broke-ass degenerate gamblers every day with attractive women on a daily basis it would blow your mind. These guys are just scrapping by and they're sucessful in the love department.
Money has nothing to do with getting women. I see so many bald, fat, old, short broke-ass degenerate gamblers every day with attractive women on a daily basis it would blow your mind. These guys are just scrapping by and they're sucessful in the love department.
jenks - 10/05/06 16:20
Forward movement is always good. And broke-ness does not mean you "definitely" won't find either. Sorry to harp on it. I just want you to feel better and not be so bitter!
Forward movement is always good. And broke-ness does not mean you "definitely" won't find either. Sorry to harp on it. I just want you to feel better and not be so bitter!
jason - 10/05/06 12:29
I know! I can honestly say I'm trying to fix that misconception, but it's been difficult to shake.
I know money won't buy a girlfriend, it won't make someone love me, but I know if I'm broke I definitely won't get either.
It's weird for me to even be thinking of this stuff, probably a sign that I'm moving forward instead of stagnating.
I know! I can honestly say I'm trying to fix that misconception, but it's been difficult to shake.
I know money won't buy a girlfriend, it won't make someone love me, but I know if I'm broke I definitely won't get either.
It's weird for me to even be thinking of this stuff, probably a sign that I'm moving forward instead of stagnating.
jenks - 10/05/06 11:57
Congrats Jason. Glad the job is going well. And yeah, dressing up makes me feel better too- though I still prefer wearing pajamas to work 6 days a week. And you're right- money doesn't buy happiness. But one little thing- please repeat after me: MONEY DOES NOT BUY YOU A GIRLFRIEND. I wish you could get that cynical attitude about women out of your head. We're not all gold-digging, heartless, sluts.
Congrats Jason. Glad the job is going well. And yeah, dressing up makes me feel better too- though I still prefer wearing pajamas to work 6 days a week. And you're right- money doesn't buy happiness. But one little thing- please repeat after me: MONEY DOES NOT BUY YOU A GIRLFRIEND. I wish you could get that cynical attitude about women out of your head. We're not all gold-digging, heartless, sluts.
Speak for yourself! I've been doing helpful things to my fellow women all year. ;-)
Today is the last time i did something helpful for my fellow man! Kirsten had to fly to NYC for the day for a work thing, so i am dog and cat sitting. I got up and went over there straight away to let the dogs out in the yard to "go potty" before my first sip of morning tea. I plan on walking the dogs and feeding everyone, spending time with them so they aren't lonely, making sure Maslow gets his insulin shot. And while i am there, i may clean something for Kirsten. So she can come home to a sparkling kitchen or something like that. :)