I'll be there for the (e:lilho) and (e:tina) Birthday Bash! Hide the ladies and the buddha!
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10/14/2005 12:39 #23591
See You Tonight!Category: party
10/11/2005 22:08 #23590
a new milestoneI hopped on the scale at my friend's house and this is what it read:
190.4
This marks the first time ever that I have weighed 190 or more. Then again, my diet consists of alcohol, fast food and cigarettes so I'm not really surprised. It's not that I'm a fattie, you've seen my photos - I carry my weight well as a tall guy, but I just like to weigh somewhere around 175. I seem to feel the best weighing around that range.
So what's the plan? Cut out the junk food and the booze, and play racquetball with Jerry two times a week. I should be able to do it, but I'm too lazy to cook. Ask Josh he can testify.
Jason
10/04/2005 16:07 #23589
Paris and Paris Are No More! Oh Noes!Category: gossip
Yeah, like that's any surprise. I read the families are worried about Latsis' "lack of a job" and Hilton's "busy social life" - HELLO they are both ridiculously wealthy! If I had billions to fall back on I would be at the beach too.
Paris Hilton is basically one of the most fuckable women on the planet. And that's about all you could say about her. She's not American royalty, my goodness she is anything but regal. She's a bar slut with a pedigree. She's white trash. I bet Latsis' dad was like, "Uhhh wtf mate don't embarrass us like this!"
Of course none of this will delay my plans to impregnate a Bush twin!
Jason
Paris Hilton is basically one of the most fuckable women on the planet. And that's about all you could say about her. She's not American royalty, my goodness she is anything but regal. She's a bar slut with a pedigree. She's white trash. I bet Latsis' dad was like, "Uhhh wtf mate don't embarrass us like this!"
Of course none of this will delay my plans to impregnate a Bush twin!
Jason
10/04/2005 11:42 #23588
Laughter Makes You Feel GoodCategory: humor
So this guy goes to the Doctor because he thinks he might be gay.
The Doctor says, "What makes you think you're gay? Are you having feelings?"
The Guy says, "No, no I don't have any feelings. But my Grampa was gay."
The Doctor says, "So? That doesn't mean that you'll be gay too."
The Guy says, "Well my Dad was also gay."
The Doctor says, "Again, that doesn't mean that you'll be gay too."
The Guy says, "Yeah well listen to this - all 5 of my brothers are also gay!"
The Doctor yells, "God damn! Doesn't anyone in your family like pussy?!?!"
The Guy says, "Yeah - my sister!"
The Doctor says, "What makes you think you're gay? Are you having feelings?"
The Guy says, "No, no I don't have any feelings. But my Grampa was gay."
The Doctor says, "So? That doesn't mean that you'll be gay too."
The Guy says, "Well my Dad was also gay."
The Doctor says, "Again, that doesn't mean that you'll be gay too."
The Guy says, "Yeah well listen to this - all 5 of my brothers are also gay!"
The Doctor yells, "God damn! Doesn't anyone in your family like pussy?!?!"
The Guy says, "Yeah - my sister!"
10/04/2005 11:11 #23587
I Cry On The InsideCategory: sad
I cry on the inside when I am hurting. I'm hurting a lot today.
metalpeter - 10/04/05 19:07
I hope Wendsday is a better day for ya. I have faith that you will be able to deal with and fight through this day.
I hope Wendsday is a better day for ya. I have faith that you will be able to deal with and fight through this day.
ladycroft - 10/04/05 17:59
how did you once say it....hugglebomb!!! Yah, I get it.
how did you once say it....hugglebomb!!! Yah, I get it.
alison - 10/04/05 11:42
chin up and inhale, cutie.
chin up and inhale, cutie.
leetee - 10/04/05 11:20
(((( Jason )))) i hope the hurting goes away... and that tomorrow is a better day for you.
(((( Jason )))) i hope the hurting goes away... and that tomorrow is a better day for you.
Haha, good to see you (e:Ajay)
"Paris Hilton is basically one of the most fuckable women on the planet."
You misspelled "fucked up".
I would love to star with paris and here sister niky. I guess the question is what sisters would I pick Serena and venus, The Duffs, The Simpsons, The hiltons, the bush twins, The spears, The olson twins, tough decision. Paris hilton is really weird she is a party girl and I'm guessing is a lot of fun but not to smart. I would rather have her friend Nicole Richie but that is just me.