i'm sure that people have already mentioned this on here but: how about those cruise ship attacking pirates?
In this world of camera phones and pre teen neo-nazi songstresses ( www.prussianblue.net ) it's kinda refreshing to know that there are still pirates roaming the "seven seas", as it where.
I figure that modern or "neo" pirating, is a hard line of work these days with radar and nuclear powered submarines.
that is all.
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11/16/2005 19:41 #23271
like a little bee caught in the breeze04/02/2005 00:06 #23270
first of all...in n out is the only fastfood chain i have dreams about...it's all about the animal steelo and they are very good to their workers: living wage, health care, free dildos, etc.
also,
even though i am a jew i still think the pope is kind of a swell guy...but the new pope will be neat...maybe he'll demand a new pope mobile with stained plexiglas windows an' shit...maybe there'll be a black pope...or maybe one that is double jointed...it's a crap shoot people but one thing's for sure...the pope will be a dude...sorry ladies...and he will not be getting laid for a long long time...unless he's like pope pious the 14th who like, "did it" all the time...
blarp!
also,
even though i am a jew i still think the pope is kind of a swell guy...but the new pope will be neat...maybe he'll demand a new pope mobile with stained plexiglas windows an' shit...maybe there'll be a black pope...or maybe one that is double jointed...it's a crap shoot people but one thing's for sure...the pope will be a dude...sorry ladies...and he will not be getting laid for a long long time...unless he's like pope pious the 14th who like, "did it" all the time...
blarp!
03/14/2005 02:39 #23269
i'm not sure why...but i love watching my views go up up up...vanity? boredom? monkies?
I recently got back from a delightful time in the NYC metro area...
Excerpt from conversation with random soon-to-be inlaw at my sister's engagement party:
Old guy(uncle of my sister's betrothed an'shit): So what did you study in school?
Me: Psychology and Linguistics.
Old guy: So, are you working at mcdonalds or burger king?
Me: Actually i work as a life skills trainer for Developmentally disabled adults. Who knows, maybe one day i could be taking care of you.
I'm an ass.
That is all.
I recently got back from a delightful time in the NYC metro area...
Excerpt from conversation with random soon-to-be inlaw at my sister's engagement party:
Old guy(uncle of my sister's betrothed an'shit): So what did you study in school?
Me: Psychology and Linguistics.
Old guy: So, are you working at mcdonalds or burger king?
Me: Actually i work as a life skills trainer for Developmentally disabled adults. Who knows, maybe one day i could be taking care of you.
I'm an ass.
That is all.
03/11/2005 08:41 #23268
seeya suckersand just like that I'm off to NYC for some family fun after a long night of interpol and dancing, dancing, dancing...
Later my little monkies!
ps: that type on my last post was rediculously big, i should have previewed it...i apologize
Later my little monkies!
ps: that type on my last post was rediculously big, i should have previewed it...i apologize
03/03/2005 22:47 #23267
art is...like, paintings and stuff?
also i think that monkeys, if placed properly in an array of some kind could constitute art...
I believe that anything, if looked at in a detatched manner, can thought of as art...
example: one of the consumers i work with storms into my office in a way that is visually entertaining, she is carrying an aquarium that is full of fish and water and smashes it against a wall to display anger...this, to me is amazing and internally i think of how neat a smashing fish tank looks and wish that we were on a spaceship with low gravity so that the water and fish would not have to part...
this reaction is a part of my mind that judges event purely on the spatial composition of what my eyes see...
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I've often thought that film/video and photography were proof that all of life is art waiting to be framed and appreciated.[/size]
PS: I think organized religion is a ready made salad in the supermarket of life.
also i think that monkeys, if placed properly in an array of some kind could constitute art...
I believe that anything, if looked at in a detatched manner, can thought of as art...
example: one of the consumers i work with storms into my office in a way that is visually entertaining, she is carrying an aquarium that is full of fish and water and smashes it against a wall to display anger...this, to me is amazing and internally i think of how neat a smashing fish tank looks and wish that we were on a spaceship with low gravity so that the water and fish would not have to part...
this reaction is a part of my mind that judges event purely on the spatial composition of what my eyes see...
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I've often thought that film/video and photography were proof that all of life is art waiting to be framed and appreciated.[/size]
PS: I think organized religion is a ready made salad in the supermarket of life.
I've seen the Prussian Blue photo of the two girls wearing smiley face Hitler t-shirts. What a shame, what a waste.