by way of a bonecrushing drug test and a number of fruitless background checks, I am now a muhfuckin' employee of Community Services inc. For all those people who don't believe in religous trinkets...pipe-smoke this ish:

Before the purchase of Holy Spirit catholic-wish-making candle I was a lowly clerk at a cut rate convenience store.

After the purchase of said candle I have a brand spanking new job with health AND dental. Praise His name.

I'm sending my personal saga of a Jew turned Atheist turned religious icon collector in to Pat "the cat" Robertson and his seven hundo club.

Maybe G Dubs could send the nations unemployed some fucking catholic candles to snatch the wankstas up by their muhfuckin' bootstraps.

Holla,

Jonathan M. Simon

Back in buffalo after an extended stay with the rentals in majestic Binghamton NY, the carousel capital of the world. Enjoyed holiday season, celebrated sister's engagement, kicked it oldschool, pop-locked just a little and now I'm back to preare for 2k5 and a new J-O-B.

Anywho.

for all in tents with porpoises,

Jon Simon

The roommate search goes on…seemingly without end…

I have quit my job at the mindsucking convenience store…Microsoft word informs me that mindsucking is not a word (or perhaps it is just not spelled correctly?)…ah conformist MS word! What a little slave to convention you are…anyways, I just found out my sister is getting married which is completely great and on another positive note I think that the “Life Skills Instructor� job is just around the corner just like Hanukkah an’ shit…

FoRealDo,

Jonathan M Simon

yes, it has been a while...

here's a nice quote:


“But for the present age, which prefers the sign to the thing signified, the copy to the original, representation to reality, appearance to essence . . . truth is considered profane, and only illusion is sacred. Sacredness is in fact held to be enhanced in proportion as truth decreases and illusion increases, so that the highest degree of illusion comes to be the highest degree of sacredness.�

—Feuerbach

four more years...Dubya of Nazereth!

lates,

Jon

We're fucked.