Crayola-girl let me tell you. I went out to shake it fast last night, and i saw dis nigga. I thought he was aight. he could use some work. He came up to me and kept on buyin me alize, and i was like HELL YEAH! Den dis cock blockin bitch came up and started talkin to my piece of ass. i wanted to knock her teeth down her throat. Den this hoe started touching me! I knew this hussy wanted me to yank her ass then. I don't know what it is wit white people, and as soon as they get drunk they all of a sudden turn gay. anyway we lost we lost that bitch and went back to his crib.
Laquindella- girl you don't even know him
- He sat me down, made me another drink and i knew it was on. we started kissin and shit. Then he took of his pants..... I stopped, looked and was like 'what the hell is dat?' where did he think he was putin dat thing? I mean girl he could tear a hole in the street you know what i'm sayin, shiiiiit, I thought i was some kind of arabian and i was seein godzilla and shit HAHA! But I rode dat nigga, I rode the FUCK outta him, I rode his ass all the way home! And you know i made him cum like fuckin ole faithful and shit, AAAnd he's on zoloft!
-zo-what? whats that?
-Zoloft, medication? You dumb bitch.
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12/19/2003 14:49 #22354
Zoloft eruption -Crayola and laquindella12/18/2003 18:54 #22353
Casey NubIf I had the choice to choose my mutant power:
I wouldn't fly
I wouldn't read minds
I wouldn't even have a blast power
I would hypnotize........I would hold the powers of a SIREN. I would be androgynous. I will walk the land instead of the sea. My appereance, my singing voice will draw people to me and I will have my way with them and/or kill them.
That's right I would be a super villan. So for all of you "good mutants" all of you "super heros"
WATCH OUT! I am coming and I warn thee........
Don't get in my way, for my wrath will be swift and treacherous.
I wouldn't fly
I wouldn't read minds
I wouldn't even have a blast power
I would hypnotize........I would hold the powers of a SIREN. I would be androgynous. I will walk the land instead of the sea. My appereance, my singing voice will draw people to me and I will have my way with them and/or kill them.
That's right I would be a super villan. So for all of you "good mutants" all of you "super heros"
WATCH OUT! I am coming and I warn thee........
Don't get in my way, for my wrath will be swift and treacherous.
12/17/2003 21:05 #22352
my song of the weekwith having that last entry there, my song of the week is
"god is god" by juno reactor
"god is god" by juno reactor
12/17/2003 19:45 #22351
son of a preacher manThese people think they know the answer, maybe they do
I shall quote a few things from the site if you are afraid of whats on it.
1. "WATCH OUT
We are invading your home, office, school, or where ever you are with the Gospel of Jesus Christ. The message of this web site is going to change Your Life."
2. Scripture
"For the Kingdom of God is not meat and drink; but righteousness, and peace, and joy in the Holy Ghost. For he that in these things serveth Christ is acceptable to God, and approved of men" (Rom. 14:17&18, KJV)."
My parents
I shall quote a few things from the site if you are afraid of whats on it.
1. "WATCH OUT
We are invading your home, office, school, or where ever you are with the Gospel of Jesus Christ. The message of this web site is going to change Your Life."
2. Scripture
"For the Kingdom of God is not meat and drink; but righteousness, and peace, and joy in the Holy Ghost. For he that in these things serveth Christ is acceptable to God, and approved of men" (Rom. 14:17&18, KJV)."
My parents
12/17/2003 19:26 #22350
otha fucked up shit and ADHolly is a dear friend of mine, and I feel her pain at times but in a different way. I wish the right people thought that I was gay. Instead of being hit on by my fellow MALE homosexuals, I am constantly being picked by women of all ages, and lesbians. NO NO NO! What must I do to let theses betty's know that, I as of right now do not desire the pleasure of the cooch. I go to gay clubs, the lesbians think I'm hot and want to freaak dance me. Or I go to parties and I am really attracted to the female who came to the party by herself and she only lives two blocks away trying to hint that she wouuld like a walk home and quite possibly get some of dis mutha fuckin chocolate delight........Sorry honey I don't do fish. GIVE ME THE EEL! THE EEL! EEEEELLL! DAMNIT! Keep your flapper snapper at bay honey. Straight boys this is for you. I would deeply appreciate if you would keep and your curious, inexperienced, minds off me. I am not a guinea pig! I am not some lab aminal that you want to slide your coochie stained dick into.
I am sick and tired of your mixed signals, girlfriends who are out of town and will not be home for a month and you are lonely and bored and you are thinking of getting a taste of homo action and me being the deperate monkey I am I agree. WELL IT ENDS HERE DAMNIT!
Now what I do desire: A homosexual who knows his sexuality. No psycho's. You should be a very open minded faggot. You should like walks and sunshine, bunyy rabbits are a plus. NO necklaces eww I hate necklaces. And belt buckles I hate those two I think that might be because my Mother would hit me with them but thats not important right now. What is important is that he must be loyal and true and Butt lovin.
Holly inspired me to write this, so I say thank you, It's been a while since I've been influenced by other people, Besides the time I saw my friend Carla tied up to her bed post and she masturbated using her "Big Red" and her feet, I't was really cool to see I suggest you try it some time. Good night and good fight.
I am sick and tired of your mixed signals, girlfriends who are out of town and will not be home for a month and you are lonely and bored and you are thinking of getting a taste of homo action and me being the deperate monkey I am I agree. WELL IT ENDS HERE DAMNIT!
Now what I do desire: A homosexual who knows his sexuality. No psycho's. You should be a very open minded faggot. You should like walks and sunshine, bunyy rabbits are a plus. NO necklaces eww I hate necklaces. And belt buckles I hate those two I think that might be because my Mother would hit me with them but thats not important right now. What is important is that he must be loyal and true and Butt lovin.
Holly inspired me to write this, so I say thank you, It's been a while since I've been influenced by other people, Besides the time I saw my friend Carla tied up to her bed post and she masturbated using her "Big Red" and her feet, I't was really cool to see I suggest you try it some time. Good night and good fight.