Oh and, It's funny.

all the things that I have; Frick my clothes, Frick love, Frick my friends, Frick my rabbit, Frick the pretty pretty sunflowers, Frick BUSH (both of them), Frick sex, Frick my son, Frick my ass, no damn my ass, Frick my worm of sin between my legs, Frick attics, Frick walking dogs, Frick petting cats that lay on my naked body, Frick bubble bath, Frick capital, Frick my books, Frick computers, Frick sickness, Frick being "HEALTHY", Frick models, Frick advertisements, FIrck the media, Frick my hamster, Frick my allergies, Frick hemroids, Frick crabs, Frick wilson farms, Frick LIFE!....why am I not satisfied?

mommy, i went to this party a few weeks ago and everything got all weird. Well first i went into this room and there was this dead cats skeleton sitting in this chair, and then the boy in that room showed me his penis.
Then laduindella showed up and got all in my face sayin that I was sleepin wit her babyz daddy and that she is going to "yank" my ass if i step on her size 8 again. This old man came up behind me and asked me to go into the bathroom with him and i said "NO,NO, hells no!" and when we got in there he started touching my ass and i screamed.
Now i am about seven drinks in and a couple bumps of coke and i hit the bong but i was totally Ok and when i went to the bathroom i pissed in the tug on this chick, and i could have swore it was the toilet anyway she got up and slapped me from two ways ugly and stormed out. I think i am inlove now too. This guy was so nice to me his name was hank and he gave me more beer and then brought into a room where their naked people sitting around and they were screaming at me to shake it and shake it til my clothes come off. And then all of a sudden my clothes fell off and a whole buch of people were kissing me like all over. Then I saw Hank sandwiched between a big black guy and a midget and i thought, I could be with this person for the rest of my life" and so i acted on it, I called and called I even went to his house and since the door was locked so i crawled through the window, and a black eye and two restraining orders later I felt that there needs to be a change I am going to ask him to marry me ma, what do you think?
- go for it honey.

- Girl it's hard!
- Hard?
- Girl hard
- well how hard is it?
- it's so hard it will knock over an elephant. recognize.
- for reeeaaal shiiit.
- girl yes, it will have yo man open
- i remeber when mines used to be that hard
- Bitch please yo shit will neva be dis hard
- Girl don't trip because you can't get as tough as dis
- bitch i will slap you some kind of funky ugly; it will never be this hard.
- well my shit is tight then
- HOE! back up, yo shit is as loose as a fat mans ass
- damn girl why you trippin?
- because yo jive turkey ass think yo shit is as hard as sidewalk.
- girl it is; touch them
- bitch no! i don't do that dyke shit.
- because you know whats up
- you just wait til i put on my orange leather jump suit and spray this shit down. Girl you wont be able to tell me shit.
- yeah whateva when i get my silk coochie cutters out of the cleaners and show up to the party, I will even take Crayolas man.
- Purina yo shit will neva be that hard like mines.
- you know Crayola said yo shit is loose and soft
- Is my name Boomshika
- yeah
- Then you know me and her was about to get to boxin.
- Yeah?
- Yeah girl, I wrapped my shit up, rolled my pants and was about to get ready to throw down
- well anyway i gotta girl my shit is done
- my shit is hard right?
- yeah those finger waves are tight yo
- YEAH!

WHOA! that was one crazy night, I got myself into so much trouble haha. BUt i had a lot of fun and i wont go into so much detail here online although i really really want to i will get back at cha.