It's a Compaq Presario circa 2001 with an 900 MHz Athlon processor and 378 megs of RAM.
The box's motherboard has onboard sound (via 82C686A/B). Being who I am, I disabled it in the BIOS and used an audio PCI ES1370 SB-compatible card instead.
For some reason, the Flash 9 Beta refuses to work with the ES13710 even though Flash 7 did.
On a hunch, I re-enabled the onboard sound and LO and BEHOLD, Flash 9 has sound in Sabayon (Gentoo-based) with firefox 2.0 and even in Elive (Debian) if ALSA is used instead of ESD. Unfortunately, the rendering in Elive using firefox 1.5 is a bit wacky.
The beta also works in SimplyMepis which is Ubuntu-based.
As far as I know Texstar hasn't gotten it work with PCLinuxOS.
The Flash Player 9 beta for Vista, osX, and Linux is available at

sorry about that paul, i've edited the entry.
I know better.
Flash is better than Quicktime, I agree
The only flash thing on the entire site is the sound. The usersound player and chat sounds both of which are non-essential to the main functionality of keeping a journal.
Both use a 1px by 1px transparent flash swf to pipe sounds through to flash streaming audio. It amounts to about 15 lines of code out of around 10,000 lines of code for everything. I don't know if that constitutes "lots of stuff."
The previous alternative was basing sounds on the quicktime player but I find it is less reliable than flash and now quicktime requires a 35MB download with itunes from the apple site, which was too much to ask for people to download.