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08/20/2005 13:14 #20597
Posted from a mobile phone using p:mobl!08/20/2005 01:02 #20596
Posted from a mobile phone using p:mobl!
08/19/2005 23:49 #20595
yeah, al gets drunk off 2 beers.having a grand time with paul and terry and sarah. aren't i cool... so yeah. good times.
08/18/2005 14:23 #20594
uh oh.this is a warning notice for all- it's one of those times again.
every few months or so, something happens to me, and i get all restless and feel the need to do something bad... which usually means something slutty. anyways, i haven't had one of these nites in quite awhile, and i'm long overdue. furthermore, my aforementioned thoreau-esque state of existence isn't exactly quenching this punk rock thirst for trouble. i'm afraid that if i don't get out of this attic the consequences will be a catastrophe worse than the strawberry ice cream binge of 2004.
wendy and i didn't get to go to yoga yesterday, so apparently we're going at 5 tomorrow. i'm worried that, because of all this built-up tension i've got in me, i'm going to end up hurting myself, and possibly taking down someone else in the process. plus, i've never done yoga before, though i used to take michelle gigante's afro-brazilian dance classes... which was scary. a girl with a 36dd cup size should not move and jump about- people could be harmed! anyways, at the risk of sending small creatures scurrying back to their woodland homes, i'm going to try it out... and immediately gain all the calories back in coffee afterwards. but i have to go to aroma anyways to hand in my job application.
have i mentioned that i am SO poor? i can't find a job near enought o home and school to walk to, and babysitting is not paying the bills. plus, i hate babysitting, i really do.
anyways, the moral of the story is that i either get laid soon, or i smoke enough pot tonite to make myself pass out... where i can't harm anyone.
every few months or so, something happens to me, and i get all restless and feel the need to do something bad... which usually means something slutty. anyways, i haven't had one of these nites in quite awhile, and i'm long overdue. furthermore, my aforementioned thoreau-esque state of existence isn't exactly quenching this punk rock thirst for trouble. i'm afraid that if i don't get out of this attic the consequences will be a catastrophe worse than the strawberry ice cream binge of 2004.
wendy and i didn't get to go to yoga yesterday, so apparently we're going at 5 tomorrow. i'm worried that, because of all this built-up tension i've got in me, i'm going to end up hurting myself, and possibly taking down someone else in the process. plus, i've never done yoga before, though i used to take michelle gigante's afro-brazilian dance classes... which was scary. a girl with a 36dd cup size should not move and jump about- people could be harmed! anyways, at the risk of sending small creatures scurrying back to their woodland homes, i'm going to try it out... and immediately gain all the calories back in coffee afterwards. but i have to go to aroma anyways to hand in my job application.
have i mentioned that i am SO poor? i can't find a job near enought o home and school to walk to, and babysitting is not paying the bills. plus, i hate babysitting, i really do.
anyways, the moral of the story is that i either get laid soon, or i smoke enough pot tonite to make myself pass out... where i can't harm anyone.
joshua - 08/18/05 19:54
Oh damn - Peter that is the funniest suggestion I've seen on this site! Anyhow its situations like this where its crucial for a guy to have a little stash back home.
Oh damn - Peter that is the funniest suggestion I've seen on this site! Anyhow its situations like this where its crucial for a guy to have a little stash back home.
metalpeter - 08/18/05 18:16
First of all since you sound verry busty maybe you could charge people to watch you do yoga. I don't know what you look like but it is a lot eiser for a girl to get laid then us guys. Most guys won't turn a lay, most girls will with out lots of alcohol. Maybe you can find some hot guy with pot and get the best of both worlds. I'm not into pot but as long as it works for you that is cool.
First of all since you sound verry busty maybe you could charge people to watch you do yoga. I don't know what you look like but it is a lot eiser for a girl to get laid then us guys. Most guys won't turn a lay, most girls will with out lots of alcohol. Maybe you can find some hot guy with pot and get the best of both worlds. I'm not into pot but as long as it works for you that is cool.
jason - 08/18/05 13:31
I say you do both, smoke pot AND get laid. What's the harm in some good ol' fashioned boning?
I say you do both, smoke pot AND get laid. What's the harm in some good ol' fashioned boning?
08/16/2005 18:38 #20593
JavaScript: You need a title to publish.being drunk and having nowhere to go is stupid. so now, i'm dancing around my room, getting all sweaty and gross. to the spice girls.
yeah. tequila is that good.
yeah. tequila is that good.
I think it is something her phone sends with the pics. I will have to check the email format to strip it out.
Whoa! Where's my T9 Word to English translator?