On the upside, I hope you find it reassuring to know the police will respond quickly. I'd keep the a... read »

Christmas shoes is the worst!... read »

You think that we would of all people (e:tinypliny).

I should try to get it done online earlier next... read »

I am sure you will write more interesting things than the chronicles of (e:paul) and (e:jo... read »

Fuck Wegman's.

Mama-san would have been happy if you got her picture. She freelances as a model. ... read »

I like Christmas shopping with (e:mike). I'm not sure why you guys even went. (E... read »