So what art is it vending? Postcards?... read »

i actually don't like leaving the house either... so you aren't alone there. i do however like being... read »

ok, I laughed my ass off during that whole reading...that was awesome.

I may carry a mini-stapler ... read »

You could have poked the vaccum hose into his/her mouth to stop them from yelling out to waiting acc... read »

As a side note, I think pro murderers do it all very quietly. Whoever hired a hit on you was being c... read »

(e:terry), did you get new shoes? I thought you wanted brown ones?... read »