They are not real either

I can't stop with the tortoise jewelry

Had a bunch of leftover FSA money and bought all these medical supplies including this amazing massage gun which I got for 50% off.



Then after the FSA expired, we submitted and it turned out it didn't qualify ;( I would have never spent this kind of money on it, but I like it at least.

Everything else I bought on [link]https://fsastore.com[/link] to make sure it worked.

Like a brand new Lithman stethoscope. You might ask, "why did you pick a stethoscope?" Well I had already picked tons of bandaids and most everything else was some sort of electronic that would eventually fail.

Just didn't want to forget the Buffalo Blizzard 2022 Gumball Bandit. I made so many iterations of this.

This one was the victorian version in the blizzard of 1888



Here was the original



The way people talk about it you would think this would have been the city response.

A giant toirtoise made of gold, pearls, quartz and rubys, victorian opulence