The first night in Leipzig we were relaxing and watching TV. I discovered my new favorite German celebrity after Ladykracher.
His name is Bernd and he is a curmudgenly loaf of bread. Every night on the children's channel Kika, he has a clip that loops from 9pm - 6 am. They almost always involve a disembodied voice with a robot arm, making him do something he hates, in an empty white room. i love Bernd.
The first episode I saw was "Social Media", where he's forced to join a social media site.
My favorite line is when the robot asks him to post something and he says "Wenn ich posten will, werd ich Breiftraeger" (If I wanted to post something, I'd be a postman".
And they say Gemans are humorless.
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08/12/2016 14:34 #60577
Bernd das BrotCategory: vacation
08/09/2016 00:04 #60572
Tschuss Hamburg, Hallo LeipzigCategory: vacation
The next day we left Hamburg. Once again we didn't know where we were going or staying but we decided we'd figure it out on the train east.
Other random things about Hamburg:
We took the ICE between Hamburg and Berlin. 300km/h and the train nerd in me pretty much died. It was amazing. I can't remember exactly but I think we were in an ICE 3.
We considered stopping in Berlin on the way there, but it looked too big when we were coming in. I'm sure it's awesome but maybe another time. When we got out of the train in the Berlin Hauptbahnhof, we had 60 seconds to decide, and got in the InterCity train to Leipzig. I'm glad we did.
The country side is covered in windmills and solar panels.
We got into the Leipzig Hauptbahnhof in the afternoon. It's huge. It turns out it's the biggest train station in Europe.
Leipzig was an East German city only 26 years ago but it's full tilt capitalism in the train station now. There is a three story mall, and in the front is a KFC, Pizza Hut, McDonalds and a Burger King. You can never escape fast food, depressing.
We didn't have a place to stay so we walked around the altstadt for a while, right across from the train station. Most of the streets are bikes and pedestrians only, and the buildings are awesome. It's a weird mix
of 300+ year old buildings and a few modern DDR buildings.
We walked around forever trying to figure out where to stay. We ended up staying 2.5km away from the center in the Nordic hotel which was really cheap. Not before overeating pierogies at a restaurant called Wodkeria.
Other random things about Hamburg:
- Everywhere is very smoky
- Every gay bar has a maze inside
- It's impossible to find public recycling bins
- It's the most diverse city I've seen besides Toronto
We took the ICE between Hamburg and Berlin. 300km/h and the train nerd in me pretty much died. It was amazing. I can't remember exactly but I think we were in an ICE 3.
We considered stopping in Berlin on the way there, but it looked too big when we were coming in. I'm sure it's awesome but maybe another time. When we got out of the train in the Berlin Hauptbahnhof, we had 60 seconds to decide, and got in the InterCity train to Leipzig. I'm glad we did.
The country side is covered in windmills and solar panels.
We got into the Leipzig Hauptbahnhof in the afternoon. It's huge. It turns out it's the biggest train station in Europe.
Leipzig was an East German city only 26 years ago but it's full tilt capitalism in the train station now. There is a three story mall, and in the front is a KFC, Pizza Hut, McDonalds and a Burger King. You can never escape fast food, depressing.
We didn't have a place to stay so we walked around the altstadt for a while, right across from the train station. Most of the streets are bikes and pedestrians only, and the buildings are awesome. It's a weird mix
of 300+ year old buildings and a few modern DDR buildings.
We walked around forever trying to figure out where to stay. We ended up staying 2.5km away from the center in the Nordic hotel which was really cheap. Not before overeating pierogies at a restaurant called Wodkeria.
08/08/2016 23:56 #60571
Red Light ReeperbahnCategory: vacation
After the afternoon at the Miniatur Wunderland we started heading back towards Altona. While we were doing that we walked down the Reeperbahn which is the red light district.
Have you ever hear a promoter outside a five story pink building offer you freshly washed escorts? Because we did. We even could all share for the same price!
The street was commercial in the craziest way. Everything was a sex shop, or a bar or a club. The old-time Hamburger the night before told us this is where tourists and British bachelor parties come to throw up.
I think Terry and had some 11% elephant beers that night but thankfully we didn't throw up. (or enter a brothel)
One of the gay streets between the Hauptbahnhof and St. Pauli, where the Reeperbahn is.
We ended up in a couple gay bars again. I can't remember how but we met a Polish guy named Marcus from Leipzig, his German friend and another girl who joined us at a couple bars. It was a pretty crazy night for a Wednesday.
Have you ever hear a promoter outside a five story pink building offer you freshly washed escorts? Because we did. We even could all share for the same price!
The street was commercial in the craziest way. Everything was a sex shop, or a bar or a club. The old-time Hamburger the night before told us this is where tourists and British bachelor parties come to throw up.
I think Terry and had some 11% elephant beers that night but thankfully we didn't throw up. (or enter a brothel)
One of the gay streets between the Hauptbahnhof and St. Pauli, where the Reeperbahn is.
We ended up in a couple gay bars again. I can't remember how but we met a Polish guy named Marcus from Leipzig, his German friend and another girl who joined us at a couple bars. It was a pretty crazy night for a Wednesday.
08/07/2016 14:41 #60568
Miniatur WunderlandCategory: vacation
I had seen Miniatur Wunderland in a documentary online before. It's close to the most German thing you can image. A old shipping warehouse on the docks with three stories of model trains and landscapes in amazing detail.
There were different scenes in each area (we saw Mittel Deutschland, Italy, US, Switzerland, Hamburg, Flughafen Hamburg, and Scandinavia).
You could probably spend all day looking at one scene and not find everything. Look in the woods and you'd see two model people doing it. Watch the cars drive around the road for a while and you'll see an accident with smoke, that police cars and and ambulance rush over to. The airport was a full model of the Hamburg airport with the actual flight schedules, and planes that took off, landed and taxiied to the terminal. I've never seen anything like it.
The said sexers
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I nerded out over the model ICE 3 trains
And here is a floof bahn for (e:robert).
Bro-butt
The american scene was mostly trucks on highways in the desert (they modeled Los Vegas)
Hamburg itself
We spent about 5 hours in the whole museum and didn't even see everything.
There were different scenes in each area (we saw Mittel Deutschland, Italy, US, Switzerland, Hamburg, Flughafen Hamburg, and Scandinavia).
You could probably spend all day looking at one scene and not find everything. Look in the woods and you'd see two model people doing it. Watch the cars drive around the road for a while and you'll see an accident with smoke, that police cars and and ambulance rush over to. The airport was a full model of the Hamburg airport with the actual flight schedules, and planes that took off, landed and taxiied to the terminal. I've never seen anything like it.
The said sexers
x
I nerded out over the model ICE 3 trains
And here is a floof bahn for (e:robert).
Bro-butt
The american scene was mostly trucks on highways in the desert (they modeled Los Vegas)
Hamburg itself
We spent about 5 hours in the whole museum and didn't even see everything.
08/07/2016 13:34 #60567
Volkspark AltonaCategory: vacation
Olmsted you ain't got shit.
" >(MAP TO: )
This volkspark was had more manicured parts then Flensburg, it even had a botanical garden.
It still had miles and miles of paths through forests. You could walk for miles in a forest in the middle of a city, right on an S-Bahn line. I wonder if anyone ever camps in it. And if you look on the map only 10 minutes away in one direction were farms.
" >(MAP TO: )
This volkspark was had more manicured parts then Flensburg, it even had a botanical garden.
It still had miles and miles of paths through forests. You could walk for miles in a forest in the middle of a city, right on an S-Bahn line. I wonder if anyone ever camps in it. And if you look on the map only 10 minutes away in one direction were farms.
wow! nice place. I had seen that on you tube before. details !!!!!