I can't believe this broken down, scratched up metal chair is $798 dollars at Anthropology.

We spent the day at the mall shopping and eating bacon cheeseburgers. Now its champagne and smoked wings. Later, heart attacks.

I can't stop drawing weird shit while I am on the phone. Its like I am an angry art zombie. The more aggravating the conversation the weirder the drawings get. This one was discussing project management. As a side note, banana skin is a fantastic medium to draw on.