*LOVE

Smart man + Smart woman = Romance
Smart man + Dumb woman = Affair
Dumb man + Smart woman = Marriage
Dumb man + Dumb woman = Pregnancy

*OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + Smart emloyee = Profit
Smart boss + Dumb employee = Production
Dumb boss + Smart employee = Promotion
Dumb boss + Dumb employee = Overtime

*SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

*GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she g! ets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

*HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to nderstand her at all.

*LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

*PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

You think he is sexy in nude..?

I went another big concert on Transit Road with Leah and Robin (Leah's friend, not my Robin). Leah's boyfriend, Mike Bouquard was suppose to play their band before big bands start. Well, Mike was very good. I knew that he plays guitars, but didn't know how good he is. But, it was little funny in a way because Mike got shy so that never turned around to audiences.

Well, as I already mentioned that I don't know many indie bands in America because I didn't grow up here. I love music and am always willing to find out good music I like.
So, I forgot the name of bands who played tonight. I remember one.. "The Rapture"
They are so good.. Their music is so cute and rythemical that made me little dance. Before them, actually there was another band, but I don't know the name of band and also I didn't get any impression. And Last band, Mo

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something started like that was sooooo good. They are from Scotland. They were amazing. I love them. Seems like I have to buy a lot of CDs. I just bought Sonic Youth today.

It's funny because I never went to concert in Korea. I just went to see opera thingies. Well, since I got here.. how many times.. let me think..
I went to Eric Cripton, Jim Brickman, Sigur Ros (twice), Sonic Youth, this time.. well, I went to a lot of experimental concerts or jazz concerts at Soundlab and Hallwalls. I love music.. Hum..

I had a joke to Leah and Robin while watching another band before big bands. One of bands, there is a skinny asian girl singer. She is so skinny... I told Leah, I want to be like her.. so skinny. Of course, Leah said that I'm crazy. And.. I told her that what is the call of fat stomach in Korea. DDong Bae, which implies Shit Container. So I told her.. I got big shit container.. Leah and Robin got crazy laughing..

Fat Stomach is Shit Container that is called DDong Bae in Korea.

Oh well.

I don't want to check my English spelling or anything right now.. sorry.

This is Paul about Steve Kurtz.

FBI HARASSMENT OF ARTIST AND SCIENTIST CONTINUES
Kurtz and Ferrell face 20-year charges of mail and wire fraud in federal court arraignment.

Dr. Steven Kurtz, Associate Professor of Art at the University of Buffalo, was arraigned and charged in Federal District Court in Buffalo today on four counts of mail and wire fraud (United States Criminal Code, Title 18, United States Code, Sections 1341 and 1343), which each carry a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison.

The defendants were charged not with bioterrorism, the investigative reason that was state on the original FBI subpoenas, but with a glorified version of "petty larceny," in the words of Kurtz attorney Paul Cambria. The laws under which the indictments were obtained are normally used against those defrauding others of money or property, as in telemarketing schemes. Historically, these laws have been used when the government could not prove other criminal charges. (See for background and full text of indictment.

Under the arraignment conditions, Kurtz is subject to travel restrictions, random and scheduled visits from a probation officer, and periodic drug tests.

Well, The trial will be next March as I heard. So, Steve doesn't have any problem to teach in this Fall. And I heard some crazy things. He has to go to FBI office whatever (I'm not sure) every Wednesday. And..he can't get drunk. He can drink, but he can't get drunk.. Isn't this so crazy..?

And,, here the thankyou message to Metalpeter. Well, the photo I got is from Korean funny news blog website. Whenever I find out funny photos, I will post it here. I'm glad that you liked my sister's photo and the funny photo.