I forgot to move my car across the street yesterday so I got two tickets. I thought they had to be 24 hours apart so I emailed the Parking Violations Bureau with:

I recently received two parking tickets because I forgot to move my car to
the other side of the street on the given day. I am not disputing that I
deserve one ticket. However, I was under the impression that a person could
not receive more than one parking ticket within a 24 hour period of time.
Is this correct or have I been misinformed? If it is correct, what should I
do with my second ticket?

The truth is:

[c]The tickets are valid as long as they are 61 minutes apart. The officers can tag you at the same location for the same violation as long as they are an hour apart. If they see multiple violations, they will also tag you for each violation they see. If you want to request a hearing on the tickets, mail them in immediately to plead not guilty. We will then send you an appointment slip for the judge. If they are within an hour of each other, you can send both tickets in, but send payment for the earlier ticket. Send them both in the same envelope.[/c]

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