I can't sleep, so I decided to check out Winamp TV streams. The one I'm watching is about the Illuminati, or in their words, "Bush's Brotherhood of Death" - AKA Skull and Bones. Conveniently they forget to mention that John Kerry was initiated too... typical. If this tepid effort at entertainment wasn't so pathetic it would be a little funny.
Tonight I also found the Gitmo Menu. Everything is on a 14- day cycle. Atrocities at Gitmo continue, such as these -
Terrorist #1 - "Where the fuck are my glazed carrots?"
Terrorist #2 - "Tandoori chicken breast? What about my acid reflux disease, you infidels?"
Terrorist #3 - "Celery without peanut butter?"
Terrorist #4 - "My lemon pepper fish is cold!"
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07/28/2005 11:03 #24515
Can't sleep!07/27/2005 20:07 #24514
the "NEW" Co-OpNow that the relocation is done and its open, I have to say that its truly magnificent. The only thing they are missing are my various tailgating supplies... otherwise Wegman's can officially kiss my balloon knot. <3 Their fantastic produce has expanded, they have a great pre-made food selection, a cold bar, all kinds of breads, an expanded hippie soap selection, all kinds of dairy and soy-based things - KUDOS to Lexington Co-Op and best wishes for continued success!
I came home with some instant pad thai, refried black beans, whole wheat tortillas, southwestern style salsa, blue corn tortillas (played out but so good!), shredded monty jack cheese, 1/2 gallon of 2%, vanilla almond cereal and an espresso chip cookie - all organic/vegan. Not bad!
Now for the downside - the place wreaks like patchouli and B.O. and is absolutely crawling with pencildicks and budding econazis. Seriously, the aisles were so crowded that it was truly maddening. I'm happy for the business for the Co-Op's sake, but this shop will be much better when all the posers GTFO of my new grocery store.
Anyhow, with all kidding aside about the crunchy granola contingent (where I practically get ALL of my play from females... can't bite the hand that feeds me!) I'm very happy that we have something so cool in our neighborhood. I am going to vow to shop here whenever I'm home.
This is my new place to pick up chicks and randomly shop for different things I've wanted to try but never have. I think for lunch tomorrow I am going to swing by there and pick up this cool coconut curry sauce and some basmati rice. Or maybe that great looking pastrami sandiwch. Oh, and the vegan cookie - the BEST I've had. Props to you, Alternative Baking Company! Its the first vegan cookie I've had that didn't taste like cardboard and dirt.
9/10 rating from me - please go check it out and support your local food store!
I came home with some instant pad thai, refried black beans, whole wheat tortillas, southwestern style salsa, blue corn tortillas (played out but so good!), shredded monty jack cheese, 1/2 gallon of 2%, vanilla almond cereal and an espresso chip cookie - all organic/vegan. Not bad!
Now for the downside - the place wreaks like patchouli and B.O. and is absolutely crawling with pencildicks and budding econazis. Seriously, the aisles were so crowded that it was truly maddening. I'm happy for the business for the Co-Op's sake, but this shop will be much better when all the posers GTFO of my new grocery store.
Anyhow, with all kidding aside about the crunchy granola contingent (where I practically get ALL of my play from females... can't bite the hand that feeds me!) I'm very happy that we have something so cool in our neighborhood. I am going to vow to shop here whenever I'm home.
This is my new place to pick up chicks and randomly shop for different things I've wanted to try but never have. I think for lunch tomorrow I am going to swing by there and pick up this cool coconut curry sauce and some basmati rice. Or maybe that great looking pastrami sandiwch. Oh, and the vegan cookie - the BEST I've had. Props to you, Alternative Baking Company! Its the first vegan cookie I've had that didn't taste like cardboard and dirt.
9/10 rating from me - please go check it out and support your local food store!
07/23/2005 17:07 #24513
Its Official(e:paul) you are an evil genious with the technological stuff!
Its official - I'm an idiot.
For some strange reason this is my natural reaction to when girls go out of their way to try to make conversation with me -
Girl - "Hey, do you have an extra cigarrette?"
Me - "Sure, here you go."
Girl - "So, blah blah blah etc etc etc"
Me - *look away, look at my drink, take a sip, look away*
Followed by about 45 seconds of uncomfortable silence. I'm really bad at small talk so I avoid it at all costs. Plus this girl had Prada glasses on, which was a HUGE turn off. I dislike girls with expecations of a certain lifestyle because IMO if she can't provide it for herself surely she can't expect some idiot guy to provide it for her. I like independant, loud-mouthed girls with an opinion... but also the type who are ladies and know how to be sweet and discreet. Maybe she was really nice - I'll never know. In real life (that is, outside of this blog where some people get the impression that I'm a right wing fascist A-type personality) I'm actually a really nice guy that goes out of his way to try to make people be comfortable and at ease. I think this girl sensed it and kind of dug me, and I hate small talk so I shyed away. Next time I think I'll just kick it and use my gift of gab - I could care less if I get shot down. Plus, and this is going to sound REALLY strange... I've had the strongest desire for the past couple weeks to perform cunnilingus on some lucky girl. I just want to practice!
My weakness with the small talk is the death of me, so usually the ladies I end up with have to practically hit me over the head with a bat to get me to talk to them. I wish I was different!
Anyhow, I think Atlanta is really Southern slang for "delay." My plane this week was 3.5 hours late. I hate getting Atlanta'd - sorry (e:jason) for the wait!
I'm home in Buffalo for the next week - not working this next week sucks because I like being busy, but on the other hand 750 is going to get a makeover while I'm here. Plus I truly miss the neighborhood while I'm gone, so I get the opportunity to take advantage of what we have on Elmwood while I'm here. I kind of want to hit up Ambrosia for lunch next week, or maybe the lunch buffet at India Gate. Every freaking day I go to SpOT and get a mucho iced coffee. Anyhow if you see a right-wingish looking guy with Birkenstocks, collared shirts and aviator glasses with short hair (shaven or unshaven depending on the hour and/or my laziness) around, thats me!
Its official - I'm an idiot.
For some strange reason this is my natural reaction to when girls go out of their way to try to make conversation with me -
Girl - "Hey, do you have an extra cigarrette?"
Me - "Sure, here you go."
Girl - "So, blah blah blah etc etc etc"
Me - *look away, look at my drink, take a sip, look away*
Followed by about 45 seconds of uncomfortable silence. I'm really bad at small talk so I avoid it at all costs. Plus this girl had Prada glasses on, which was a HUGE turn off. I dislike girls with expecations of a certain lifestyle because IMO if she can't provide it for herself surely she can't expect some idiot guy to provide it for her. I like independant, loud-mouthed girls with an opinion... but also the type who are ladies and know how to be sweet and discreet. Maybe she was really nice - I'll never know. In real life (that is, outside of this blog where some people get the impression that I'm a right wing fascist A-type personality) I'm actually a really nice guy that goes out of his way to try to make people be comfortable and at ease. I think this girl sensed it and kind of dug me, and I hate small talk so I shyed away. Next time I think I'll just kick it and use my gift of gab - I could care less if I get shot down. Plus, and this is going to sound REALLY strange... I've had the strongest desire for the past couple weeks to perform cunnilingus on some lucky girl. I just want to practice!
My weakness with the small talk is the death of me, so usually the ladies I end up with have to practically hit me over the head with a bat to get me to talk to them. I wish I was different!
Anyhow, I think Atlanta is really Southern slang for "delay." My plane this week was 3.5 hours late. I hate getting Atlanta'd - sorry (e:jason) for the wait!
I'm home in Buffalo for the next week - not working this next week sucks because I like being busy, but on the other hand 750 is going to get a makeover while I'm here. Plus I truly miss the neighborhood while I'm gone, so I get the opportunity to take advantage of what we have on Elmwood while I'm here. I kind of want to hit up Ambrosia for lunch next week, or maybe the lunch buffet at India Gate. Every freaking day I go to SpOT and get a mucho iced coffee. Anyhow if you see a right-wingish looking guy with Birkenstocks, collared shirts and aviator glasses with short hair (shaven or unshaven depending on the hour and/or my laziness) around, thats me!
rebecca - 07/23/05 17:07
I agree with Jason. Avoid stupid small talk by saying something potentially offensive (or highly suggestive or both) and see what happens. If she slaps you and walks away you weren't going to get the opportunity to go down on her anyway. If she's got a sense of humor she'll come back with some retort that will make you laugh or blush. Sexual banter is much better than small talk and more often leads to ... more interesting things.
I agree with Jason. Avoid stupid small talk by saying something potentially offensive (or highly suggestive or both) and see what happens. If she slaps you and walks away you weren't going to get the opportunity to go down on her anyway. If she's got a sense of humor she'll come back with some retort that will make you laugh or blush. Sexual banter is much better than small talk and more often leads to ... more interesting things.
jason - 07/23/05 14:10
If you didn't care to talk to them you could have always just asked for sex. "So, isn't it more traditional to have the cig AFTER we fuck?"
If you didn't care to talk to them you could have always just asked for sex. "So, isn't it more traditional to have the cig AFTER we fuck?"
07/23/2005 14:05 #24512
Hypocrisy
Concerning the Supreme Court issue, it seems that we've given Democrats just enough rope to hang themselves -
Senator Ted Kennedy (D-Mass.):
- "Nominees deserve a vote. If our . . . colleagues don't like them, vote against them. But don't just sit on them - that is obstruction of justice. Free and full debate over judicial nominations is healthy.
The Constitution is clear that only individuals acceptable to both the President and the Senate should be confirmed.
The President and the Senate do not always agree. But we should resolve these disagreements by voting on these nominees - yes or no." Congressional Record, January 28, 1999.
Senator Tom Harkin (D-Id.):
- "I really believe that the filibuster rules are unconstitutional. I believe the Constitution sets out five times when you need majority or supermajority votes in the Senate for treaties, impeachment." Congressional Record, March 1, 1994.
Senator Joe Lieberman (D-Conn.):
- "[T]he filibuster rule... there is no constitutional basis for it.... It is, in its way, inconsistent with the Constitution, one might almost say an amendment of the Constitution by rule of the U.S. Senate." Congressional Record, January 4, 1995
Senator Patrick Leahy (D-Vt.):
- "If we want to vote against somebody, vote against them. I respect that. State your reasons. I respect that. But don't hold up a qualified judicial nominee. [...] I have had judicial nominations by both Democrat and Republican Presidents that I intended to oppose.
But I fought like mad to make sure they at least got a chance to be on the floor for a vote. [...] Don't hold them in this anonymous unconscionable limbo, because in doing that, the minority of Senators really shame all Senators." Congressional Record, June 18, 1998.
Senator Barbara Boxer (D-Calif.):
- "According to the U.S. Constitution, the President nominates, and the Senate shall provide advice and consent. It is not the role of the Senate to obstruct the process and prevent numbers of highly qualified nominees from even being given the opportunity for a vote on the Senate floor." Congressional Record, May 14, 1997.
Senator Tom Daschle (D-S.D.):
- "I must say, I find it simply baffling that a Senator would vote against even voting on a judicial nomination." Congressional Record, October 5, 1999.
jason - 07/23/05 14:05
I'm not sure what media you're checking out Ajay, but DeLay has been getting smoked repeatedly by the mainstream press. Interestingly enough, Democrat politicians who demonstrate equally bad judgment and do similar activities do not get the same treatment.
I'm not sure what media you're checking out Ajay, but DeLay has been getting smoked repeatedly by the mainstream press. Interestingly enough, Democrat politicians who demonstrate equally bad judgment and do similar activities do not get the same treatment.
joshua - 07/23/05 11:03
I think thats true - if the roles were reversed the Repubs would be doing the same thing. Clinton looked into the camera wagging his finger telling a bold-faced lie. Then he bombed Iraq to take the heat off of the story. I'm not a Clinton hater (Bill, that is), fyi - I voted for him in '96.
Rove isn't even a focus of the investigation which is why its puzzling to me that he is on the cover of Newsweek, NYT, LAT, etc. As of right now there is no evidence suggesting he broke the law, and at the time of the so-called "leak" Valerie Plame was working a desk job at Langley. Actually, if you look at what evidence is out there in the public domain you'll see that its apparant that Rove got his information about Valerie Plame from - gasp - the media! Could it have been Judith Miller? We'll never know, at least until she decides she doesn't like the pokey too much.
Lets be honest here... the Rove thing isn't about whether he did something right or wrong - this is more about the fact that he kicked liberal ass twice in a row and now libs seem to think they see a chink in his armor. IMO he isn't going to get charged with squat and there is going to be a liberal uproar because they thought they "got him."
I think thats true - if the roles were reversed the Repubs would be doing the same thing. Clinton looked into the camera wagging his finger telling a bold-faced lie. Then he bombed Iraq to take the heat off of the story. I'm not a Clinton hater (Bill, that is), fyi - I voted for him in '96.
Rove isn't even a focus of the investigation which is why its puzzling to me that he is on the cover of Newsweek, NYT, LAT, etc. As of right now there is no evidence suggesting he broke the law, and at the time of the so-called "leak" Valerie Plame was working a desk job at Langley. Actually, if you look at what evidence is out there in the public domain you'll see that its apparant that Rove got his information about Valerie Plame from - gasp - the media! Could it have been Judith Miller? We'll never know, at least until she decides she doesn't like the pokey too much.
Lets be honest here... the Rove thing isn't about whether he did something right or wrong - this is more about the fact that he kicked liberal ass twice in a row and now libs seem to think they see a chink in his armor. IMO he isn't going to get charged with squat and there is going to be a liberal uproar because they thought they "got him."
ajay - 07/23/05 02:52
... maybe because pointing out that a politician lied is like shooting fish in a barrel? Jeez... I wonder why the same "mainstream media" isn't commenting about Tom Delay's foibles? Or (heck, this is too easy), Bush's gems?
Can you imagine the uproar if a Democratic administration had revealed Valerie Plame's details to the media? You guys went into convulsions and mass hysteria because Clinton lied about a friggin' BJ, for crying out loud! And Rove destroyed the career of a stellar CIA agent, and the administration's mum about it.
... maybe because pointing out that a politician lied is like shooting fish in a barrel? Jeez... I wonder why the same "mainstream media" isn't commenting about Tom Delay's foibles? Or (heck, this is too easy), Bush's gems?
Can you imagine the uproar if a Democratic administration had revealed Valerie Plame's details to the media? You guys went into convulsions and mass hysteria because Clinton lied about a friggin' BJ, for crying out loud! And Rove destroyed the career of a stellar CIA agent, and the administration's mum about it.
jason - 07/20/05 14:31
Jeez, the mainstream media and the various lib organizations seem to be strangely silent when it comes to these things. I wonder why they don't want to talk about it?
Jeez, the mainstream media and the various lib organizations seem to be strangely silent when it comes to these things. I wonder why they don't want to talk about it?
07/15/2005 10:44 #24511
Whats poppin' Buffalo?Ugh. This week was freaking terrible. 5 plane rides, 3 cities in 3 states over 4 days. By far the Orlando airport is the nicest of the airports I've seen so far, followed by Louisville. Miami is a distant third. The absolute worst airport I've seen so far is Detroit - they seriously need to think about digging up some tax dollars and welcoming their airport to the 21st century. (e:hodown) - corroborate this shit!
We had the coolest car this week - a brand new '06 Charger... it arrived at the rental agency just earlier this week. I don't care what anybody says - those cars are crazy. The V-8 version has some kind of displacement feature that turns the engine into V-4 mode... and the car still has 325 horsepower. That is some sweet shit right there. I had to clean the drool off of the hood... people were mesmerized by that car everywhere we went. Personally, if I was going to spend $24-$30k on a ride, I'd buy a Chrysler Comet and trick that bad boy out with some rims, drop it 4" lower to the floor, take off all identifying marks, give it a custom paint job and put a crazy sound system in it. I saw a car just like this in Los Angeles... I WILL have one some day. Yeah, it would look kind of like a ghettomobile but I guarantee that every (e:estripper) couldn't peel the smile off their face if they were riding with me.
Seriously, if Bruce Jackson gets "best blog" that will be a testament to the poor taste of Artvoice readers. Thats like saying that Marino was better than Kelly - that shit is patently false.
We had the coolest car this week - a brand new '06 Charger... it arrived at the rental agency just earlier this week. I don't care what anybody says - those cars are crazy. The V-8 version has some kind of displacement feature that turns the engine into V-4 mode... and the car still has 325 horsepower. That is some sweet shit right there. I had to clean the drool off of the hood... people were mesmerized by that car everywhere we went. Personally, if I was going to spend $24-$30k on a ride, I'd buy a Chrysler Comet and trick that bad boy out with some rims, drop it 4" lower to the floor, take off all identifying marks, give it a custom paint job and put a crazy sound system in it. I saw a car just like this in Los Angeles... I WILL have one some day. Yeah, it would look kind of like a ghettomobile but I guarantee that every (e:estripper) couldn't peel the smile off their face if they were riding with me.
Seriously, if Bruce Jackson gets "best blog" that will be a testament to the poor taste of Artvoice readers. Thats like saying that Marino was better than Kelly - that shit is patently false.
wait a minute: the illuminati is supposed to be skull and bones????? (i went to yale... i (sort of) know skull and bones...)
It just occurred to me that the fools cooped up at Gitmo eat a lot better than I do. Where the fuck are MY glazed carrots, Joshy?