EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS = Paprika Norway
.....okay, so my family doesn't really use spices.....don't have a favorite so I just used what sounded cool.
(Favorite Spice + Favorite Foreign Vacation Spot)

SOCIALITE ALIAS = Scarlet Dublin
.....my first serious partying at least....unless you count that time in 7th grade.....
(Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied)

"FLY GIRL" ALIAS (a la J.Lo) = J. Za or Zac
...both dumb, yet very similar to Jay Z.
(First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name)

DIVA ALIAS = Graham Cracker Vinegar
.......oooh that sounds so gross!!
(Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen)

GIRL DETECTIVE ALIAS = Pony Buffalo
.....Di already said kitten
(Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Last Went to School)

BARFLY ALIAS = Tootsie Tea (as in roll)
(Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Drink)

SOAP OPERA ALIAS = Marie Keller
(Middle Name + Street You Live On)

PORN STAR ALIAS = Snickers Keller
(First Pet's Name + Street You Grew Up On)

ROCK STAR ALIAS = Grey Goose Jagger
(Any Liquid on the Bar + Last Name of Bad-Ass Celebrity

Sittin' in class today I started to think about how funny, or weird, or disturbing, it is that "self-realization" has become such a marketable idea. Think Dr. Phil, Oprah, self help books, psychiatry (to a large extent)....the list goes on and on and I just think it's funny that you need someone else, or someone else's opinion to tell you how to go about developing your own........strange

My computer sucks.........big time!
It has decided to ignore the whole "working" trend that has swept computers world wide.
SO........I find myself having to lug all my crap to freakin' UB to use the computers there.........In fact, guess where I am right now?........That's right, it's a Sunday evening and my parent's 30th Anniversary....and my sister's birthday.....and I'm on campus...........splendid........
However, I have spotted something peculiar,....in the middle of the library there is this little table that people use to organize their printouts......someone must have been cleaning though because the table is covered in cleaning products, you know, WIndex, paper towels, Clorox wipes....409........ketchup .....that's right.....ketchup...
Hmm....so here I've been,like a chump, using my favorite condiment (next to relish of course) strictly as a topping, when apparently it does soo much more!

If you are.....let's say a wrestling coach, and you find yourself standing over a copy machine that just won't copy.....here's a tip......DON'T break off it's little plastic parts......they may seem insignificant to you, but they may be all that is standing between the "mail girl" and a face full of finely-powdered, but remarkabley clingy copy toner............