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John Malkovich......does it get any better?
...........(insert your suggestions for exactly who is better here)........
Nope, I'm afraid you have been deceived, in fact there is nothing better than Dear Sweet Johnny Boy!

I have a couple of messages for Mary Kate.....first, I posted a link to The Faint website...check it out, second, I have made plans to come to Fredonia and kick the "I choose really awful girlfriends" out of you know who....He is such a freakin' "MK"......(see how do you like it when your treasured nickname is used in a derogatory way?).....
Other than that I don't really have that much to say....
Here's a story that might amuse you....Every Saturday morning my grandparents come over to visit....I know it sounds completley lovely except for the fact that their visits usually happen long before I had originally planned to wake up. So more often than not, my Gramps (I think it's a German thing) makes the trek up to my room to say hi. Generally I would have cleaned my room the night before out of concern for his safety. Last Saturday, however, I had no time to straighten a thing (Halloween Costume time!). I was also in absolutley no mood to get up that morning to pleasantly greet him. So, after a brief exchange of grunts and forced, groggy, smiles my Gramps headed out of my room. It wasn't until he was in the hall that he noticed his foot was caught in something. On closer examination, he realized it was none other than my laciest bra.....poor man, panic set in as he desperatley tried to free himself from it's silky grip. I guess he struggled with it for a good five minutes before he finally just took off his shoe...
I can't actually imagine anything more distressing for an 80-something Marine...I have never felt such pity...

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My boy Pete has been released from jail and is reunited with The Libertines!!!....Yah!

The picture.....what can I say....I have been accussed of many things in my twenty years..."appropriate behavior" has never been one of them....so why start now...
Besides, if an embarrassing photo is the price I have to pay for a party where the guests do not battle eachother with light savers and find unimaginable glee in "hot-dick n'cider" jokes, than so be it!
And that's all I have to say about that...

May I just warn everyone that anything you say or do or even think around a certain someone becomes his (or her) new favorite topic of conversation.....no sort of courtesy social censorship.....of course I guess I'm not really doing such a good job of warning you if you have no idea who I'm talking about....but just know I tried...

New topic, have you ever had drunkeness just sneak up on you....out of no where? Like one minute you are totally cool....using your kickin' motor skills, cutting out shapes to add to an "award winning" mask, and the next you are so drunk that you lose track of body parts.....and here's the dangerous part....you haven't let go of the scissors yet..... (And they say running with scissors is dangerous...try downing vodka with scissors..)Well if you have may I join you in your walk of shame ....
The party on Friday was jammin', at least all the parts I remember....Really great people...Special thanks to Chris...the kind sole who came to my aid at least once!....and to Matt, Paul, Terry and Holly for throwing the party!!! You guys rock!!