I was going to write about tin foil capism and the Newsweek debacle, but instead I'll talk to you all about something much more important and interesting...ME of course. You see in less than a month I turn 27. As most people find out through experience, I've grown up a lot since I turned 23. Every new birthday brings the question, are you where you want to be and doing what you want to do? I don't really believe in marriage (I could fill up page after page about that), so I never think about being married with kids like so many of my friends. I still haven't been to London or Stockholm because I've been paying a huge chunk of my money to help take care of my family. I still want to go to Graduate school. There are so many things I still need to do in order to be satisfied.

In other news, I've been at home alone a bunch lately because (e:Joshua) has a new job and he's flying all over the country. He left a big mess here for me to clean up so I guess I can spend my time doing that. One cool thing is that my ladies man of a best friend has a bunch of new girls lined up. I love going out and playing wingman with him because there is zero pressure on me to be a perfect gentleman. I can be as silly as I want because all that matters is that he looks good. In fact I'm so damn fucking tired of being a gentleman. It gets you nowhere, it's not appreciated and you get the opposite of the result you want out of it. Chivalry isn't dead, it's just that it's not worth the effort anymore. That's what makes Wingman so fun. Don't be a jerk, make good conversation and be silly, a little bit of a smart ass even. I'm there!

Jason

It's the world's most huggable Republican here, just reminding you all to have a happy day.

Jason

I hate being like this. I get penalized financially for being sick. You feel like you want to crawl under a rock Jason? Great, why don't we dock you a couple hundred bucks! I get my family and coworkers second guessing me. Women don't want someone who has such a significant weakness. Gotta be perfect you know? (e:Joshua) says "Jay every moment of life is worth living so hang in there" but he's not the one who is basically permanently screwed. Fuck this shit in the fucking ass.

Jason

How much would it cost to get a decent digital camera? Since my sidekick got viciously murdered I need something.

Here's a question. Where the F is (e:Rachel) nowadays? Did she disappear? Where are you when we need you, (e:pageseven) - get to work!

(e:Southernyankee) I am so jealous of you because of Sebastian. Mine is an econobox and chicks don't dig those. I can relate to the new Weezer song. Maybe I should pimp my ride with some euro headlights lol.

Um, I don't know what else to say, other than yes (e:Maureen) there are people who read your journal and are glad you're doing well.

Jason

Yep I got my flag flying! I'm waiting to see how long it takes for someone to steal it or deface it or burn it. I'm sure I won't be waiting for too much time.

Jason