overheard conversation. Today two grown men in my office were talking about how great and magical disney is. I almost had to throw up. They then went into this whole thing about what a great corporation it is because its a buiness of making people feel good. I don't know about you but I have have to disagree 110%.

Its 3:29 and once again I am conting the minutes till I can get the hell out of here. I just found out one of my friends pays 200 a month in rent. I almost fell off my chair. That is insanely cheap. I could go and find an entirely different job if that was my rent. That rent would seriously change my life. You can guarantee I would not be slaving at my job anymore. Its finally starting to get cold now :( I guess its just another excuse to go shopping for new winter clothes.

So this morning I saw a pidgeon eating dog poop. Thats almost the most disgusting thing I have ever seen. The first most disgusting thing involves some guy puking next to me on the train. Anyways it had inspired me to say we should have a most disgusting thing contest. Then I recalled Paul and his scab grossness. I can't even talk about it its so nasty. Ever since back in highschool he would go into this gross scab thing just to get everyone all grossed out. After I rembered that I decided to kill the gross contest.

I used to work for Kosta, Panos cousin. Ahh the stories os sexual harassment and grossness involving food I could tell you about. Also what ever the greek place is in the food court of the Boulevard mall is owned by the old cook at Kostas- he used to lick his fingers and all sorts of gross stuff while cooking. Yummy!!

[inlink]jason,8[/inlink]So when Paul saw my story he called me and said I needed to tell the rest of the story. Ok here it goes. So yes my latin lover was a hottie hot guy, however he did have some issues- which may have been why he never seemed to have a g/f. Since I don't know how else to do this I am going to bullet point the list of his "problems".

• He had issues getting it up after only a few drinks.

• "It" was weirdly shaped and very off center (dare I say crocked)

• He had this huge brand from his frat going down half his leg which just made him look like a burn victim (which technically he was).

So Jason the moral of this story is- don't feel bad if you didn't call. Maybe you are better off!!

[inlink]jason,7[/inlink]

Just to reinforce my point I'll tell you a little story. Back in the 90's (gasp) when I was in college I met Louis on my very first day of school. He was a dream. He was from Columbia and the hottest guy I had ever seen. He was popular and in a frat(I know yuck, but he wasnt a typical frat guy). We developed a friendship despite me being this alternative chick and not at all popular like he was. We were in a bunch of classes together and every year studied together for finals. He was always with these hot latina girls and I figured I had zero chance. Anyways my crush continued for 3 years. Finally in my senior year my friend asked me if I wanted to look back and regret not making a move. She said it was something Id regret forever if I didn't. So I made my move. We ended up hooking up ALL the time after that. He has no idea about my crush and figured he wasnt my type. Im so glad I did that. I can now look back at college and not regret and think "what if". I can also add "hooking up with amazingly hot guy" to my resume...