this sign used to be outside the house we'd play at. my cousin decided one day to make the sign more realistic, and added a few brown spots coming from the dog's behind. for good measure, he added a few brown spots coming from the person's behind as well. to my 7 year old self, that was the funniest thing ever. the sign is gone, but the memory lives on.

my song of the day.. fight test by the flaming lips
"I don't know where the sunbeams end
And the starlight begins
It's all a mystery"

tomorrow dotty and i are going to see unicorns play

(this is a comment on paul's post about the adult suicide girls site (http://suicidegirls.com/))

in today's hypperreality, you can find just about anything out there, no matter who you are or what you're into. suicide girls is one of those examples. they tout themselves as an alternative porn site, the difference they claim is that it's an expression of each suicide girl, since they can post their own words and choose their own photos. but is this just playing into the dominant paradigm, or are these folks really breaking barriers? you decide. but here's an interesting article written on the site in bitch magazine (http://www.bitchmagazine.com/archives/12_02sg/sg.shtml)

the finalists (chosen from over 1000 ads) in the Bush in 30 Seconds ad contest have been announced.

"Due to popular demand, we're also adding three new categories for the contest: Funniest Ad, Best Youth Market Ad, and Best Animation. If you register, you'll be able to vote on the finalists in each of these categories starting on Thursday. You can register at: (http://www.bushin30seconds.org/runoff/index.html)"

Without further ado, the finalists are:

CHILD'S PAY by Charlie Fisher of Denver, CO
High-Bandwidth Version ; Low-Bandwidth Version

IN MY COUNTRY by Harry Katatsakis, Derek Rittenhouse, Chris Wight of NY, NY
High-Bandwidth Version ; Low-Bandwidth Version

POLYGRAPH by Rich Garella, Adam Feinstein of New York, NY
High-Bandwidth Version ; Low-Bandwidth Version

BRING 'EM ON by Mike Cuenca of Lawrence, KS
High-Bandwidth Version ; Low-Bandwidth Version

WHAT ARE WE TEACHING OUR CHILDREN?
by Fred Surr, Ted Page, Janet Tashjian of Needham, MA
High-Bandwidth Version ; Low-Bandwidth Version

IMAGINE by Mark Vicente of Los Angeles, CA
High-Bandwidth Version ; Low-Bandwidth Version

HUMAN COST OF WAR by Brian Wilkinson of White Plains, NY
High-Bandwidth Version ; Low-Bandwidth Version

WAKE UP AMERICA by Lisa M. Rowe of Hollywood, CA
High-Bandwidth Version ; Low-Bandwidth Version

DESKTOP by David Haynes of Dallas, TX
High-Bandwidth Version ; Low-Bandwidth Version

ARMY OF ONE by Penny Little, Nick Green, Michael Stinson, Julie Stigwart of Isla Vista, CA
High-Bandwidth Version ; Low-Bandwidth Version

BANKRUPT by Adam Klugman, Dave Adams of West Linn, OR
High-Bandwidth Version ; Low-Bandwidth Version

HOOD ROBBIN' by Nathania Vishnevsky of Foster City, CA
High-Bandwidth Version ; Low-Bandwidth Version

LEAVE NO BILLIONAIRE BEHIND by Andrew Boyd of Brooklyn, NY
High-Bandwidth Version ; Low-Bandwidth Version

BUSH'S REPAIR SHOP by Eric Martin of Silver Spring, MD
High-Bandwidth Version ; Low-Bandwidth Version

GONE IN 30 SECONDS by Eric Blumrich of Montclair, NJ
High-Bandwidth Version
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://www.bushin30seconds.org/view.html?id=17&size=large ; Low-Bandwidth Version

"sometimes two people will regard each other over a gulf too wide to ever be bridged, and know immediately what could have happened, and that it never will." (r. ebert)

there's quite a soundtrack for this

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there is way too much going on here, im on overload. i need to get grounded again, so i don't forget things. quick, send me some words to remind me of who we are.

i also just discovered: taking place every week in bklyn- degrassi junior high, 4 episodes during happy hour. how can you beat that?

also, street theatre in the best city to do it: the surveillance camera players. (http://www.notbored.org/the-scp.html) they've mapped out the surge of cams (http://www.notbored.org/times-square.html) all over nyc, (http://www.notbored.org/scp-maps.html) which of course we all know is today's reality but still when you hear the numbers.. there's something like 4 cams for each city block at the rate they're popping up. there are cams everywhere, between the atms, stores, private residences, subways, etc. even if you and i don't know where i am at any given moment, someone knows.