avatar Hmmm... you don't have a beer belly. And damn you. While we shiver, you gloat!... read »
avatar Asking you to do the carving is a beautiful gesture; you are an important member of the family.... read »
avatar The smell is heavy concentration of acetone or something. Most every place that does nails has that ... read »
avatar Also, how would you know unless you were also sitting and watching?!

Sorry to be mean but I think... read »
avatar Reeks of nail polish and solvents.... read »
avatar Awh, this looks so good. Bring us back some warmth and sunshine, please :)... read »
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