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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title>lifeasadream's estrip.org Blog</title><link>https://estrip.org</link><description><![CDATA[lifeasadream's estrip.org journal]]></description><language>en-us</language><skipHours/><skipDays/><docs>http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss</docs><generator>Paul Visco's surebert framework RSS creator</generator><item><title>So What's The Story?</title><link>https://estrip.org/articles/read/lifeasadream/25876/So_What_s_The_Story_.html</link><description><![CDATA[The man and I went on a walk today through the neighborhood and wandered into the museum at the corner of North and Elmwood. <br />
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I&#039;m a little confused.<br />
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In this giant building there are about 16 podiums with a single exhibit in each of some sort of aerospace memorabilia. Is this really an efficient use of space? <br />
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Is this building used for anything else? <br />
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Anyone that knows anything please let me know...<br />
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... and on another note- If anyone has a nice church pew that they no longer need and is willing to let it go... please let me know too!<br />
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Thanks!<br />
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]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 16 Sep 2006 19:11:11 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://estrip.org/articles/read/lifeasadream/25876/So_What_s_The_Story_.html</guid></item><item><title>Attack!!!</title><link>https://estrip.org/articles/read/lifeasadream/25875/Attack_.html</link><description><![CDATA[What&#039;s with all the bees this year? My car gets coated in pollen and sap on the new street and I gain 20 new little bee buddies that hang out with me all day. I&#039;ve failed to mention that I am terribly allergic to bees and this is not cool!<br />
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I had to get my car washed yesterday and they did a cruddy job- But at least it washed most of the sap away. I think I&#039;m down to 8 bee buddies today.<br />
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...another rant... What&#039;s with the jerk across the street that continues to park his car in the middle of a spot that can clearly fit two cars? I feel like printing up slips on parking ticket orange paper that have only the word &quot;Inconsiderate&quot; on it. I wonder if he would get the point?<br />
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...Done with the rants, now back to work... Big party this weekend, gotta rest up!<br />
]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 08 Sep 2006 13:26:40 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://estrip.org/articles/read/lifeasadream/25875/Attack_.html</guid></item><item><title>I don't want your stinkin' fees!</title><link>https://estrip.org/articles/read/lifeasadream/25874/I_don_t_want_your_stinkin_fees_.html</link><description><![CDATA[I ordered a coffee table last week. They were going to charge me $50 to deliver it, $50 to put it together, and $45 for a three year insurance plan. My coffee table only cost $120, but I got it marked down to $80 because it was tagged wrong in the store. <br />
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I have to wonder what the sales person was thinking when he offered me $145 worth of services on an $80 purchase. Is it required for salespeople to offer useless options to customers?<br />
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I worked as a flooring specialist for several years. We were required to offer service plans and insurance on carpet purchases- but sometimes they are useful, but only for the right dollar invested. I would have never offered someone a two hundred dollar plan on a three hundred dollar purchase. I&#039;m not stupid, and I would never offend someone in that way. <br />
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So I go to the warehouse today to pick up my table and I hand the attendant my sales slip, and he disappears for fifteen minutes. He comes back with his face beet red with an enormous box on a moving dolly. I was thinking that there is no way that could be my little coffee table, but more importantly- I was thinking there is NO way that enormous box is going to fit in my car! <br />
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$50 delivery fee on a $80 table. Is this for real? I wasn&#039;t going to be having any of that! So the brilliant Toyota car manufactures saw this one coming. They built my car with a fully collapsible back seat, and an opening under the rear speakers juuuuust big enough to fit this box in! Thank you Toyota! The attendant was laughing. He didn&#039;t think it was going to fit in the car... Good times... Good times.<br />
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It leads me to my thought for the day. Would this furniture manufacturer make its packaging too big for the actual product just so the customer would have to pay a delivery fee? No... It can&#039;t be... Not in the age of too big cars and SUV&#039;s... Never.<br />
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I am now going to sit in a quiet area and write Toyota a nice, hand written(in perfect cursive) thank you note for being so intuitive to my cars needs!<br />
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Oh yeah- Almost forgot! The coffee table went together in under 10 minutes and looks great in my living room!<br />
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]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 07 Sep 2006 17:15:15 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://estrip.org/articles/read/lifeasadream/25874/I_don_t_want_your_stinkin_fees_.html</guid></item><item><title>Is Three a Crowd?</title><link>https://estrip.org/articles/read/lifeasadream/25873/Is_Three_a_Crowd_.html</link><description><![CDATA[Have you ever been approached about being in a threesome?<br />
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I just was.<br />
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That was an interesting conversation.<br />
]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 06 Sep 2006 22:46:08 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://estrip.org/articles/read/lifeasadream/25873/Is_Three_a_Crowd_.html</guid></item><item><title>Traffic Criclescirclescircles...</title><link>https://estrip.org/articles/read/lifeasadream/25872/Traffic_Criclescirclescircles_.html</link><description><![CDATA[I need help. <br />
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I had a run in with a very angry driver last night on Delaware Ave. It wasn&#039;t pleasant. I had dropped a friend off at home around midnight last night and on the way home I almost got into two accidents. One of them was a lovely man who decided to run the stop light at Allen and Delaware, the second was... duh duh duuuuuh... the traffic circle! Gates Circle- I&#039;ve always loved it, but I always hate driving around it. No matter what I do I almost get into an accident.<br />
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So here is the story. <br />
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Drop friend off out on Pearl Street. Turn around, come home Delaware. Avoid evil driver at Allen. Approach Gates Circle with four other cars. I have to turn down Lafayette and the other four cars are in both lanes going fast, obviously planning on continuing down Delaware. <a class="blank" href="http://maps.google.com/maps?q=33%20Gates%20Circle%2CBuffalo%2CNY&t=h" title="click to search googlemap for 33 Gates Circle" >(MAP TO: 33%20GATES%20CIRCLE)</a> I tried to get them all to pass me so I could have open access to the circle, but no. One evil driver decided to get on the inside of the circle. I had to stay on the outside and manage to get all the way over to Lafayette. Next thing I know I&#039;m hearing his horn blaring in my ear. What a jerk. I understand that he thinks I&#039;m to blame for my bad driving, but he obviously doesn&#039;t understand how difficult it can be to turn down this street. <br />
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Ok, my pity party is done. If anyone knows the actual traffic laws for traffic circles please share with me. The last thing I want right now is another ticket!<br />
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