He is so big. I can barely lift him with my slipped disk and all.

The only thing groser than a shitty tortoise is a shitty tortoise who spent an hour rummaging through the compost heap.

I guess it makes sense that he loves eggshells seeing he is made of so much calcium. In the future I think I will just give him my dried egg shells.

Got to see Brian perform. The show was great. It's amazing how big the stage is and how high the ceiling goes.

Stinky had a great time out on the town at the Block Club party. I've been trying to let him out more.

Afterwards we frosted Mickey's back, ate Chilli and I got a belly rub. Was a pretty good night.

Tortoise is inside, the car was covered in hail last night. Warm weather is over ;(