Thanksgiving in a couple of days. I do not even know what I am doing yet. Thats how it usually goes, ho hum. Received this email earlier, found it rather cute. enjoy
"18 things you can only say at Thanksgiving"
Well, say them anytime
1. Talk about huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!!!!!!!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some.
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once.
14. You still have a bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pop's up!
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen.
So anyway, a couple days early...Have a Happy Thanksgiving
Turkey, Tofurky, Pizza or whatever.. eat up, wear elastic waistband! :D