i tried to just post the video, but that option has been disabled...anyway e:mikey , i miss you so!


and since we both love mary j, and i never ever knew, this one goes out to you!!!!!!!!!!!


my boobs miss being fondled by you! but they will be back in january peaches!

muaaaahhhh!

so, even though my birthday was three weeks ago, i went out on saturday, with my momma, her bf, my aunt and uncle. since, all hopes of my social life out here have abandoned for practical and responsible things like paying off debt and planning what im going with my life.... this was an exciting night for me.

but seriously people, i was excited because, i got to get drunk, and didnt have to drive or pay. how great is that? pretty damn great!

we start at casa de la ho, with drinks and gifts! hooray! my aunt and uncle give pretty nice gifts. they gave me these really cool ipod speakers, that are portable and super cute. i can just plug them into my ipod and take them wherever. tres chic! plus, the sound is pretty good.

so, we have a few drinks, and finally head out. well, it took us forever, because the combo of newly arrived snowbirds, a bunch of geezers on the road, and the main interstate closed, it took us foreva to get there!

we arrive, at the Hotel Valley Ho and this place is pretty damn cool. i like to describe it at flinstones meets sixties retro chic. this is shaping up to be a nice little saturday night.

well, the waitress comes to take our drink orders, and she of course cards me, and i course left me id at home. my mom goes, "oh yea, i saw it on the counter!". thanx mom. i know i look young, but i think i am past the age where i look under 21. so, she takes it to her manager, who says i can't drink.

i go to the bathroom, somewhat upset, but i was already a bit buzzed thanx to 3 glasses of wine prior to heading out. and when i come back, steve has ordered my drink for himself an hands it over, and tells me to drink it. and, i wasnt going to refuse. so, we get some dinner rolls which were delish, and decide on our orders and place them. the waitress needs xanax or something, because she looks all haggard and like she hasnt been laid since 1990, or ever.

im enjoying my lemondrop martini on the DL, and suddenly this bitchy blonde with no style, bad hair and ba makeup comes over and starts taking all of our drinks away. my mom is like, "NO!", and her bf steve gets realy pissed at her unprofessional attitude, and stands up and belts out, "im leaving, i dont want to eat here anymore!", so, we all look at eachother, and at this point, i am just laughing. we all get up wthout paying for our drinks and just leave.

it wasnt so much what they did, but how they did it. this place is supposed to be a classy establishment, and they gave us some real attitude. and, did that manager bitch really neeed to take all of our drinks away? seriously.

well, we left and headed down the road to this other place, valley forge. it was very very good. lamb shank and grenn chile mac. many lemondrop martinis, and a few free ones! the waiter must have really liked me, because he gave a special birthday desert, and then as we were leaving he brought out my scarf to me. i had left it on my chair.

so, my mother informs me i need to work it and go back in. i head to the bathroom, i did actually have to go, and he starts talking to me and gets my number. we'll see if he calls, i dont really care either way. its part of my blahness for the whole dating thing currently.

but, the point of this whole story is that, THE HOTEL VALLEY HO WONT EVEN SERVE A HO! just plain wrong!

oh boy. where to start!


so, i somehow signed myself up for about 70 hrs of work this week, plus school. i think i have work issues.

anyway, the car will be completely fixed soon. and then i continue to pay off other debts. i am aiming to be debt free by may.

other plans.


the e:ho sisters' european extravaganza! that's rights, my sister and i will be taking europe by storm; spring 2008! e:hodown is really pulling out all of the stops, including london, amsterdam, budapest, and berlin, or switzerland. i dont even remember. basically it is going to be insane.

she was looking at all of these places to stay, and she's going, "oh, i'm sold on this place!" because if it looks good on your computer screen, it must be great! right? hmmm...

basically jessica ho is like my number one fav person right now. and i will tell you why:

1. she agreed to buy me these amazing earings for my birthday gift! so, mine will say sarah, not lisa, but you get the idea. i love thse earings, i dont care if they are kinda ghetto. id like to think i am kinda ghetto, and i have the street cred to pull them off. plus, they are totally sweet. and i need to stop wearing the not real gold, $4 version from forever 21. ive dreamed of these for a long time. they will significantly better my life. i really think people should have more things with their names on them, but smaller items like jewelry. i am so ok with it, especially now that i am an adult and not afraid of being kidnapped.


2. she told me that she will never have any pity for me or anyone unless they were forced into being a child soldier. wtf? very funny.

3. she drank "sniper" vodka at a halloween party. her friend who brought it, got extremely crunk, and began to tell her how she doesnt understand me, and i got the short end of the stick, because i have had an easier life, and it is harder for me to rise above and be successful and independant. apparently, vodka with the name "sniper" causes revelations and deep conversation, about me! *ok and note to all, i have no clue who this man is, but he is holding a bottle of sniper vodka, leather strap and all! i want some. seriously, next time i am in nyc, i am going to get me some..or i will head to the ghetto here.


4. she wants a $125 painted pig sleeping a a little red pillow, so much that is seems she might even cry if she doesnt get it(im the only one willing to buy it for me). who in the world would want such a dumbass thing? her. and i think its so funny. i offered to paint myself like the piggy and lie on a red pillow, but she stills wants the pig. whatever, i would make such a better gift.

ok, i am done with this post. i always have so much to say, and then i forget all of the good stuff.

oh, yea, i am working on this movie thing of my grammy. she is so cute, and i want to get her on tape, so i will be able to look at it, and share it with family when she is gone.

i cant believe it is already november, it still feels like i just moved here, and time goes so fast. i am glad i came, but come on people, its still 90 out! its too hot. i like warmth, but this is insane. i aint comin back to blo just yet, but i might need a less hot climate(ideally).

ohhhhhhhh, now i remember. i just read this article in rolling stone about global warming, and it was really great, and VERY scary. anyway, if what this guy says is remotely true, we are all so fucked! so, live it up people, live it up!


i will end it with that said, and the fact that i am still laughing about the painted pig...

so, i love my one job, i really do. i love kids. they a;ways have such a interesting take on everything, and its so great to see them do so many things for the first time and watch their minds grow. plus, they are cute and cuddly, and nothing is better than cute and cuddly!

but, waking up at 5am is no fun. i stayed at the little girl's house whom i work for, because the father is out of town this week, and she can be handful. anyway, its good money, because part of the time, i am sleeping, but my oh my, this all makes me wonder...


1. When if ever will I want kids? I love them, but it is soooo much work, and you have no life outside of them, if you decide to raise a family.


2. When if ever, will I get married? Actually its not a "when", question, because I don't really care right now. But, at the hospital, everyone married with kids, and all they do is bitch! They have no social lives, and they have to work so hard to pay for what their kids wants, and they aren't happy with their husbands. I think you can be happy, but I honestly think it's a ton of work, and few and far between don't end up getting divorced.

I just think many women sell themselves short and are always desperately looking for a man to complete them. I also think, many people don't feel like a "whole" person without someone else. Maybe more so women, and not directed at any women on this site.

Anyway, it could be my bitterness of not being in love, but I no longer look at couples in love and get jealous. I get jealous of people who own Marc Jacobs, and can afford private jets.

I am jealous of people who have drivers, or just don't have a car and can walk everyone. I want to walk everywhere again.

If the asshole British guy calls me again in the middle of the night an wakes me up, I am going to have some words. But, for now, I will just silence his calls. The waiter called me for a date, but I think maybe not.

But I AM thinking, Blo in January! Then maybe NYC, prob both. Ok so, here's what I need to know, since no one ever calls me back! AHEM! e:paul, do you guys still want to rent a cabin in Alleghany? And, I hate having to communicate through my blog, but sometimes desperate times calls for desperate measures!


I am now going to sleep for two hours before I work a million more hours!

and, to clear it up, when i said i didn't know about marriage; i wan not including the big party and diamonds part!


because, i am all about:


huge parties.


diamonds.



fancy dresses.




champagne.




i will have a non-wedding. man- optional!

i just went to see Dan In Real Life, with Steve Carrell. I have never in my life laughed so hard. I actually thought my cousin and I were going to have to leave because our laughter was disruptive.

Such a great ending to a very busy, very taxing, but productive, amd actually enjoyable week. After only four hours of such last night, I am definitely ready for bed, and another hopefully great week!

Anyway, you should go check out the movie if you need a good laugh. The really great thing is that it ok to see with anyone!

Other great people who appear in this film, Juliet Binoche, Dane Cook, John Mahoney. Oh, and Sondre Lerche did the music.... I have only great things to say! Made my week.

A really great laugh can put things into perspective, and so can a really great massage(which I plan to get tomorrow!).

a bientot.

PB loco that is.


i was stuck all day with the mom. it was taxing.



you know how babies like shiny things? yea, shes kinda like that. so imagine going to multiple furniture stores, and then the mall with her. she gets all wide-eyed and crazy; grabbing things, buying random crap, and trying to rationalize why we need everything williams-sonoma sells, so we can have a successful thanksgiving.

did i also mention that she gets lost every couple minutes? she never remembers where we came in, which direction to go....

like a chicken with her head cut off. but i love her so.

i do.

anyway, i got this yummy choco banana pb from this place PB loco. mmmmmmmmmm...

instead of complaining about random crap, lets emphasize the good. so not me, but im trying.

i would like to declare today, official hugs and drugs day! so, get your drugs, and get your hugs, and start a happy fest!

i am not sure what brought this on.

i also had choco cake for breakfast. for the second day in a row. i think i should eat an apple for lunch. and drink lots of coffee to rev my metabolism.

i have decided i am whisking off the europe for a while, to be an au pair. i like kids, i like foreign places(i think), and i love not being able to understand what anyone says. i figure why not.

i need a new residence game plan, i mean, the warmth is good, but its still 90 here, still. i need fallish. scarves! i wear them anyway but people think im weird, i mean i know i am weird but, it needs to cool down.

i am in charge of cooking thanksgiving dinner. i need a game plan for this as well. i will require full control of my "main deck", ie, the kitchen. people better stand back and recognize!

i dont like guns, but i really like this andy warhol screenprint, it is my current deskop. i wonder, do people think, "wow, she wears scarves when it is hot, and she really likes guns... what a freak!"

but maybe i really do like guns, because i am obsessed with that sniper vodka...

e:paul,42128 and i had a lovely video chat this evening. we got to talk about...sex. and how many partners we have each had...

without further ado, the list:


didnt start until college:

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random
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11 total. thats way more than i ever planned on... oops! anyway, there are no players in this game right now. maybe twelve will be way better than the last 3, they all sucked...

more on that later!

and feed it to the cats. i hate cats, and i want them all dead.

like e:paul, i am allergic to everything and everyone.


what am i allergic to the most? CATS.

i hate them. i am having asthma. yes, asthma, for the first time in years.


cause? CATS.




die cats, die.