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Journal 24913 by Kara

12/15/05 23:16 - 33ºF - ID#24913Category: foodKara Kanes
(for theecarey)
These are based on a Martha Stewart recipe for Candy Cane cookies. The premise is the same, but I just roll them into sticks, as my dough is always too sticky to make into the full hooked candy cane.
My married name will be Kane, so Kara Kanes seems appropriate.
Ingredients
2 sticks butter (unsalted if you have it)
1 c. conf. sugar
1 egg
splash of peppermint extract
1/4 tsp salt
2 1/2 cups ap flour (you may need more)
several drops of red (or any other color) food coloring

Tools
2 bowls
mixer + bowl
many spoons
cookie sheet or pizza stone
potholders
timer
parchment paper

Steps
Cream the butter and sugar together; beat in the egg, vanilla, peppermint and salt, then add flour cup-by-cup until you have a smooth batter.
Running the mixer at high for a few seconds allows most of the batter to spin off the whirly beater things.
Divide the dough in half and color one of the halves with the red food coloring. Use a spoon or a pastry mixer to distribute the color evenly.
Chill in the fridge for at least 30 minutes.
Remove the bowls from the fridge; preheat oven to 350F.
Line the cookie sheet and/or pizza stone w/ parchment paper.
Take a teaspoon of (red) dough and roll it into a 3+ inch long cylinder. Do the same with a teaspoon of plain dough. Place the two side-by-side, twist - candy cane stylin' - and place on the parchment paper.
Bake 8-10 minutes, and do not allow them to brown.
I think this made at least 30 cookies, but I don't remember how many I ate before they made it into their airtight containers.
Give the recipe some flair by creating Kara Kane wreaths, letters, and other shapes. Though the true candy cane is red and white, imagine cookies that were red and blue (for Bills fans). How about hot pink and green? The more imaginative you are, the bigger your cookies can be. In my book, big cookies are good cookies.

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12/15/05 21:07 - 32ºF - ID#24912Category: foodKara's Pumpkiny Muffins
I've been making these every few weeks using a slightly different variation each time. Here are the basics.
Ingredients
1 cup sugar (any kind, though I haven't tried it w/ 4x sugar; you can use less, if desired)
1 cup pumpkin (about 1/2 of one of the smaller cans)
2 eggs
1/2 cup water (I've also tried milk)
several energetic dashes of cinnamon, with a few smaller dashes of cloves. (You can't have enough of these. Believe me, I've tried.)
dash of salt
1 tsp baking soda
1/2 tsp baking powder
1-1 1/2 c ap flour
chopped nuts, choc chips or raisins (if desired)

Tools
large bowl
spoon(s)
pastry blender, hand mixer or regular mixer
muffin tins and/or bread pans
butter spray
potholders/oven mitts
timer

Steps
Cream together the eggs, sugar and pumpkin in a largish bowl. I use a pastry blender when getting out a mixer will be too much of a hassle. A potato masher will work in a pinch.
Add the dry ingredients to the liquidy mixture. Make sure that the b. powder and b.soda aren't clumpy.
Preheat the over at this point to 350F
Add raisins, nuts or choc chips.
If the batter looks too runny, add in a few more tablespoons of flour.
Pour into a greased muffin tin; fill each muffin mold about 2/3 full.
This mix will make about 12 mini muffins and 6 mini muffins. You can also pour the batter into 3x6 bread loaf pans.
Wipe off extra batter from the sides/top of the muffin/bread tins.
Bake for at least 20 minutes, or, until it passes the toothpick test. I start checking mine after 15 minutes, because I've eaten my share of burned baked goods.

Let them cool for a few minutes before eating. Keep sealed in a ziploc bag or airtight container. I think they'd freeze well, but they generally don't last long enough here to make it to the freezer.

Any requests from the e: peeps as to the next type of recipe I should post? A side dish? A hearty meal?

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