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Journal 47306 by James

01/06/09 13:05 - 26ºF - ID#47306Uncle Talk
If you recall a dream I wrote about inlink about a talk show called Uncle Talk. Last night I had a fourth Uncle Talk dream and it is worth journaling about.

The premise of the show is that a bunch of uncles sit around and talk about issues affecting uncles. This week very special guest Michael Cera was on. He was George Michael on Arrested Development and was in the movie Superbad among others. He was on promoting a new movie in which he goes to an exclusive high school for child prodigies. The school is across the country however and he must move in with his single uncle. Even though he is a child prodigy, he can't seem to see that his uncle is obviously a dirty uncle. A discussion about the film and the unfair treatment of uncles in films ensues.

Very pleased with my subconscious.

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01/06/09 00:25 - 20ºF - ID#47299Nothing left but drink
So,

Lindsey Lohan has a myspace page. The content is pretty much what you would expect. But the comments. The comments. Oh sweet fucking god. Thousands of people, humbly prostrating themselves before the mighty Lohan. Offering words of encouragement at the latest rumors surrounding her relationship. Patting her on the back. Don't listen to those tabloids baby, you are top shelf no matter what they say. It is the diarrhea of star fucking.


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01/02/09 10:02 - 32ºF - ID#47249Garfield RPG
This fills me with giggles.

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12/28/08 18:47 - 34ºF - ID#47206Thank you for being a friend
The best thing about christmas is that it is over. Not that it was bad, I am just always more happy when it is in the past.

But, this made my day yesterday.

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12/23/08 15:58 - 22ºF - ID#47155Just how shitty can movies get
...before we stop entrusting them with 90 minutes of our time?



what the fuck?

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