I've had pictures on my camera forever waiting to be uploaded. Now my blog will be more interesting than my usual "oh boys" & "i have a zit".

Feast your eyes below, Think of it as a pictorial journey through my travels to Buffalo:


Little Paul was so kind and got up early to get me at the airport so I bought him breakfast.

Then we went driving around and saw Asses of Fire. I'm quite sure I don't ever want to be familar with any ass of fire or have my ass feel like its on fire.

The we saw the infamous "Lady in White". I miss her. I made Paul pull up right next to her so I could take a picture to remember her when I'm homesick in NYC.

I gave Paul a present (he didn't give me one in return at that point). He loves this lotion. He's been stealing it from me since 1994.

I made Paul a ladybug. I think it's cute.

We then had a photoshoot at Spot. It was fun.

Aww friends

At the Outback there are NO RULES yeah! (pump your fist in the air as you say it, its more fun)

With out consulting with each other Sarah and I both picked the SAME color scheme for Christmas (pink and blue). God are we sisters or what?

I have this fetish for nice paper and ribbon. Kate's (a high end paper and ribbon store in NYC) was having a sale. Kate's+ 50% off sale=orgasmic happiness for Jessica.

Below are the spoils of my shopping trip. And yes when I got home I did caress the ribbon in a creepy way.

Sunday I had the worst brunch I've ever eaten. And it was expensive. I highly do not recommend Bubby's in Dumbo. What I do suggest though is going to Dumbo in Brooklyn. The view of the city was one of the best I've seen and the architecture was quite interesting. The picture I like best is of the manhattan bridge. I'm a terrible photographer, but even I couldnt mess this one up.

This fucker deleted "Chillax" from Wikipedia. He is now my sworn nemisis.

once you see how adorable this dress is you might die. I just ordered it online. I'm almost peeing my pants in anticipation for its arrival.

Feast your eyes:

So today at work I got flowers delivered. At first I was uber excited thinking they were from a boy. I had a date this week, and it was suprisingly successful. Sadly though they werent from a boy. They were from my boss. I still love them, either way.

And when I say Buf a ho by ho im referring to Sarah Ho who was dressed like a ho for the pajama jammie jam. I can say that because im her sister. In any case feast your eyes on the drunken fools below


The night starts out with a Ho love fest. Aw all the Ho's in one place.


Just to give you an idea of what Sarah thinks when she hears PJ Party


Compare Sarah's idea of jammies to everyone elses. Clearly everyone was not on the same page.


When you wear outfits like that things like this happen


the porn-ata comes out


Doing it Ho style Josh-u-a-ho makes the pron-ata his bitch.


The porn-ata succumbs and releases its treasure inside


Mike proves yet again he is a candy whore.


After everyone is tuckered out, or its just another excuse to exploit Sarah and her outfit


The next day we decide to drink at brunch because clearly we haven't drank enough. Also Sarah displays her ability to make out with plants.


My three Favorite People: Myself, Paul and Lilho


This picture is so cute I can't take it. BFF.