that my gym is stalking me. I haven't been really hardcore work out like I was a few months ago and my gym has noticed. They have called me with increasingly scary messages.
Message from owner: "Hi we've noticed you haven't been using the gym as much this summer, we've missed you."
Message from my trainer: "Hey Jessica. I've missed you. Hoping we can start training again now that fall is here."
This is all code for: "You are going to get your ass kicked for slacking. So we hope you're ready for a few barfy workouts!"
I seriously feel nervous even thinking about it.
Message from owner: "Hi we've noticed you haven't been using the gym as much this summer, we've missed you."
Message from my trainer: "Hey Jessica. I've missed you. Hoping we can start training again now that fall is here."
This is all code for: "You are going to get your ass kicked for slacking. So we hope you're ready for a few barfy workouts!"
I seriously feel nervous even thinking about it.
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