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I went to Alaska in August. It was amazing. Below are some of my favorite pictures. 1109/RussianGrave1117.jpg 1109/Mushroom1117.jpg 1109/SalmonRiver1117.jpg 1109/Seals1117.jpg 11090 . . .
Where can I meet a farmer that looks like this AND can harness his milking abilities for good? 1009/500xCow1006.jpg0 . . .
I haven't posted in forever. I've had an amazing summer of travel with friends (group vacas- i highly recommend) and family (Alaska!! amazing) but, the one thing that gets me to post is: 0 . . .
I was at e:businesscheese's apartment the other day and this went down: Makeup artist: explaining his expert application of fake lashes. Me: leaning in paying really close attention, not re0 . . .
Paul: Did you see my finger? http://estrip.org/articles/paul/48571.html Me: Yes Paul, I did. It's gross. Paul: I smashed it so hard with a sledgehammer. And then it part of it flapped open 0 . . .
I'm prepared to look good while fighting the SF (Swine Flu). 0509/SexySwineFluProtectiveGear0501.jpg *Yes this is what I did this morning at work. 0 . . .
Me: Paul I'm really concerned about swine flu. Paul: Remember that time when you were really sick in high school and I'd only talk to you through the window? Me: Yeah. Paul: That� . . .
since Jonathan Adler and Simon Doonan. While taking a little internets break at work I discovered Ben Gibbard (Postal Service) and Zooey Deshchanel (adorbs actress) are engaged!! 0409/ZooeyDeschane0 . . .
This past weekend was glorious and summery. In celebration of the warm weather the gang and I headed out to the Chelsea art galleries. My favorite piece was a video installation by Adel Abdessemed. It0 . . .
Remember this: http://estrip.org/articles/hodown/48357.html ? Well turns out that I had to actually make my own Easter Basket. I was fine with this because it ensured that it turned out perfect. 0 . . .
A few days ago I picked up my mail (it's not something I do on a regular basis) and in the regular pile of bills and junk was a small package from Mike. I literally squealed in delight as I opene0 . . .
On my way back to the City from AZ I made my usual stop at Sprouts http://sprouts.com/home.php for my favorite sandwich: bacon, avocado and turkey on multigrain. I was the first customer at the counte0 . . .
I didn't actually watch Miss USA last night because that's 2 hours of my life that I'd never be able to get back. I also knew that the best parts would be on the gossip blogs this morni0 . . .
While in Arizona Sarah and I made the pilgrimage to the gas station taco joint. I love this place because of their amazing taco action. They also usually have amusing vending machine trinkets. This pa0 . . .
A month or so ago e:businesscheese's 'rents came into town. Like everything else in my life it turned into a competition into who could win their affections. Papa e:businesscheese hearts 3 t0 . . .
In Feb when Momma Ho and I went to visit le bebe we stayed at Salvatores. It was amazingly tacky. It was pretty much like staying at your Italian Grandmothers House if it was decorated for Easter. 0 . . .
Behold my bounty from Saks: 0409/Photo720416.jpg They were giving this stuff away like it was going out of style. I plan on sharing some of the bounty with e:businesscheese (shh don't te0 . . .
After the world's most dramatic vacation (I blame PMS for my insanity) I'm back in the city. I wasn't sure how I'd feel about this as I kinda just wanted to go somewhere and forget0 . . .
Me: I am not dramatic. Sarah: OMG you are so dramatic. Me: Um. No. Sarah: You take it to the next level. You have drama and then you instill fear into the general public. Me: Oh. I can� . . .
Me: So am I getting a Easter Basket? Mom: No Jessica you're not. What would I even put in one for you? Me: A baby chicken, jelly beans, candy, Easter surprises. Mom: I don't even kn0 . . .
My strep throat is in full force. My neck actually hurts from my tonsils being so swollen. I feel bad because my mom was so excited to have me here. Honestly if I was well enough I'd j0 . . .
re: the volcano that erupted in Alaska Momma: He said it looked like snow in NYC. Me: Ew, that's so rude to diss NYC like that. You know when it snows here it's actually white until i0 . . .
e:lilho getting ready. e:hodown already ready (I take 75% less time to get ready). Snaggle tooth included. Soundtrack to this lovely scene: NWA "Just Don't bite it". e:Paul and I we0 . . .
So e:Paul even though you once punched me so hard I ended up with a snaggle tooth I still adore you. 0309/PaulJess0318.gif0 . . .
Yes. I do plan on making every picture from now on sparkly. I discovered blingee.com and I'm obsessed (thank you random blogs!). It's like you can put glitter on everything now. I think the 0 . . .
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Yay!. New Bishop Allen. 0309/Grrrr0316.jpg Sorry e:businesscheese. I love them.0 . . .
Taken from a string of emails between my mom and I: I have had little impact on your choices, and I am not even sure you would have chosen me for a Mom. *That was said after I told her I found a0 . . .
That's what we should do if she doesn't turn out this cute: http://vimeo.com/2998447 0 . . .
*Have I created a monster? Is everyone going to post a porn related title now? Are we going to have a Porn Title Deathmatch? I'll never win that. Anyway this post is really about Jennifer vs.0 . . .
If you are reading this thinking it's going to be porn style you're about to be greatly disappointed. On BFF Day 2009 e:paul introducted me to a level of geekdom that I did not know exsisted0 . . .
I am so in love with this baby it's ridic. Basically I spent the entire time holding, kissing and squeezing her. She wasn't as into it as I had hoped for. 0209/Photo400224.jpg As you 0 . . .
Is this Sarah and I in 30 or so years? 0209/504xJOANJACKIE0223090223.jpg *Jackie & Joan Collins I'm torn between I hope so and I hope not. 0 . . .
Paul: Do you think you get a mortgage break if a plane crashes into your house? Me: You want my plane to crash into your Nona's house dont you? Paul: If your plane has to crash, thats the o0 . . .
Paul: I want to live in that bldg. Me: Remember Sunny? He lived there w his Dad. Paul: He was hot. Me: He was a douche. Paul: Why? Me: I hooked up with him. He was kinda aggressive. 0 . . .
I arrived in B'lo safe and sound. It's 5pm and I'm about to dine on red meat with all men. I'm a lucky girl. Cheers! 0209/Photo410219.jpg PS Emily this is dedicated to y0 . . .
The Mom of those 14 babies has a new website. It's scary: http://www.thenadyasulemanfamily.com/0 . . .
I am obsessed with blogs. Vapid blogs, banal blogs, pointless blogs, angry blogs. I'll take 'em all. I was catching up on Frangry's blog (I love her because she strongly dislikes a girl0 . . .
I only hope I can rock it like M.I.A. on my due date.. 0209/MIA0209.jpg0 . . .
I love me some stickers. If they are free, even better. You too can get free stickers. Apparently Google is expanding upon their awesomeness by giving away free stickers. I'm not sure why, an0 . . .
Elaine: Oh come on. I'm not difficult I'm easy. Jerry: Why because you dress casual and sleep with a lot of guys? *Me: Oh so wearing jeans doesn't automatically make you easy to0 . . .
If I could marry a company Bose would for shiz be in the running. I have this tendancy to go through like 3 pairs of Bose in ear headphones a year. Not because they are a crappy product, but simpl0 . . .
I can't really say how I got this or how it relates to my life, but it's real and it's awesome. 0109/Bernie0120.jpg *Rethorical question: Am I a finance nerd because I think 0 . . .
When I was last in AZ I had a bit of a "culture snob" moment. Everyone wanted to go see a movie and I said if they wouldnt see a movie I wanted I would just go to the Frank Lloyd Wright Hous0 . . .
In honor of today I made my office have a party. Literally I made them. I had to give this speech about America and being a citizen. I had this on my desk all day: 0109/Sign0120.jpg 01090 . . .
Sometimes I even amaze myself with the delicious things I cook. Below is a soulvaki that gives Pano a run for his money. 0109/32129719274261b13346M0120.jpg0 . . .
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I'm looking for some recs on Hotels in Buffalo. My Mother and I are coming to Buf-a-ho for the birth of the first Ho grandchild. My Mom doesn't want to impose on her friends for too long and0 . . .
And this is a break down of why: http://www.nataliedee.com/082304/why-i-hate-cats.jpg0 . . .
Apparently 2009 has the theme of do the exact opposite of what is a good choice (it kinda fits the theme of 2005-2007). Anyway one of those wrong choices is my not so secret obsession with loving to h0 . . .
I've officially ended things with Mr. Broadway. It's a long story, but I felt the need to send him an email explaining to him exactly why. The original was slightly vengeful. I sent the modi0 . . .
Just moments ago I encountered the best blog of 2009. Feel free to thank me profusely. http://peoplewhodeserveit.com/0 . . .
Update in bullet point: * AZ was really nice. *Had a great time in Buffalo, as always. * Lost my ID at some point, but still was able to fly home. Guess I know what I'll be doing on Sat0 . . .
My flight is delayed again. It's times like these that I really wish I had a private jet. 0 . . .
Today is the day I'm choosing to celebrate my birthday. I started out by a visit to Bumble and Bumble in the West Village to get my roots touched up. I love nothing more than fancy salons and hai0 . . .
I walked in and saw this at my desk. I seriously almost cried it was so sweet and thoughtful. My co-worker decorated my desk and put together the most thoughful, funny, wonderful gifts for me. Sometim0 . . .
Bought myself some presents. 1208/Picture11217.png Ok so my whole grand plan of posting that picture didn't work out so well. Basically I just bought a bunch of stuff from Sephora. I recie0 . . .
Normally I hate her and her vapid life. Actually I just hate her nonsociety business partners. Actually I just can't stand Mary. But, today she posted pretty much the most relevant, heartfelt blo0 . . .
Normally I'm a little afraid of hamsters. This fear originated when I was in the third grade and took the class pet home for a weekend. The one rule (told to me by both the teacher and my parents0 . . .
besides an awesome boyfriend to makeout with is: 1208/24033201MOVER1208.jpg 1208/24033023MOVER1208.jpg 1208/24033074MOVER11208.jpg I've been good all year! Ok no I haven't, 0 . . .
I go through Documentary phases. Usually I have to curb these phases because I watch them and get all "workers of the world unite". I'm in one of those phases now. My latest from Ne0 . . .
I'm obsessed with the idea of babies lately. To go with this theme I've found the place to birth my child: http://www.reuters.com/article/lifestyleMolt/idUSTRE4B41WG20081205?feedType=RSS&0 . . .
On certain days I'm not a huge asshole. Days when I don't elbow anyone on the train, silently judge outfits, give the look of death to everyone around me. Today is one of those days. I'0 . . .
A haiku dedicated to my favorite dish: Creuset casserole A dish that I so beloved Broken and betrayed 1208/Broken1204.jpg 1208/ArealView1204.jpg I was baking a piece of chicken and it 0 . . .
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that there is a human being that does not know about what happened in India over the holiday weekend. I work with someone who had NO FUCKING IDEA about the massacre in Mumbai and any sort of backg0 . . .
Use code: CM2008 for 40% off all boxed set DVDs at Borders today. Limit of 2 sets of DVDs. I just used it and it works!0 . . .
Thank you for purchasing tickets on Ticketmaster. Your order number for this purchase is You will receive your tickets via: Standard Mail - Your tickets will be mailed to your billing address a0 . . .
I just discovered a blog of someone who was really anti blog. I passed the link on to my sister to get affirmation that my blog is better. This is the conversation that ensued: hlokty33: hlokty0 . . .
I just sent off my gift list to my mom. It had mostly books on it. I have this whole thing about asking for specific things. It's not like I'm 10 and can't afford anything. For the most0 . . .
To know me is to know my love of tacos. Specifically fish and chorizo tacos from the Taqueria in my neighborhood. I have to have one taco a week or else. Well I'm not sure exactly what would happ0 . . .
This year was another smashing success. That's why I'm mainlining coffee and I look like this: 1108/Photo441128.jpg *Update: I've just consumed 6, yes 6, cups of coffee. I'0 . . .
Feds warn of terror plotting against NYC subways By EILEEN SULLIVAN and DEVLIN BARRETT WASHINGTON (AP) â€" Federal authorities are warning law enforcement personnel of a possible terror plot0 . . .
All summer I dreaded this day. The day when I cut open a tomato and saw the mealy whiteness that is a winter tomato.. 1108/Winter1125.jpg0 . . .
I always knew that someday all the time and effort I put into lilho would pay off. Over the years I've provided her with lots of trips and extravagant gifts. Honestly I did it because she is my s0 . . .
It's almost Thanksgiving and I'm just now getting around to my pictures from Buffalo. If that bothers you then you should probably stop reading my blog (sorry if that is snippy, but it'0 . . .
I just asked my Mom for a ticket to see Liza for my birthday. She said yes!! She agreed that she is a national treasure and that I should see her "..because she could go any day now." We0 . . .
that I am actually a gay man trapped in a woman's body. Liza , yes THE LIZA MINELLI, is in town and I'm determined to see her. Really how could you pass this once in a life time opportuni0 . . .
Everytime I watch this video I want to steal this little girl. If you're a dude do not let your Girlfriend ever watch this video or else she'll instantly want to make babies with you.. 0 . . .
File under: Who Knew? 1. Bunnies can get into fights? 2. Chickens are the peacekeepers of the animal kingdom? <object width="425" height="344"><param name="mov0 . . .
I just received an email from Facebook from this dude "Kelly". I'm sitting here thinking I do not know any dudes named Kelly. Then I log in and see the note from him. It's one of m0 . . .
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Next Tuesday I'm going to be at Military Island in Times Square at 10am. Only two things will get me to Times Square. Love/Smitteness and free. This time I'm going for the free. Uniqulo 0 . . .
Paul doesn't believe in any other video site other than YouTube so I can't embed this video. I assure you it is very worth your time to click on it. It's this video of an adorable (when0 . . .
Last night I went out with some people from work and former co-workers. We were all just talking about dating/sex/life and one of my former coworkers mentioned that he wanted to set me up with a frien0 . . .
Behold two of my favorite things on Earth: 1108/SANRIOLISALOEBKITTY011112.jpg Stolen from the redcarpet pictures from the grand re-opening of the Hello Kitty Luxe Flagship Store (try saying that0 . . .
I will get a pass to the L'Oreal company store. I went last year and wanted to die from excitement. Basically what is is (for those not in the know) the store where L'Oreal sells all their s0 . . .
I'm sitting at my desk, actually doing work, and this dude comes up to me. The conversation goes like this: Dude: "Jessica I was just at the ice machine and the scoop was not in there.&qu0 . . .
Gay Times magazine in the UK got a bunch of ad agencies to make up ads that persuade straight guys to Go Gay. Below are the best three: 1108/Gayad21111.jpg 1108/Gayad31111.jpg 1108/Gayad1111.0 . . .
I was reading cnn.com. A totally reliable and upto the minute source for all news items that may or may not affect you and I came across this story about a 1 yr old who went missing and then was found0 . . .
Call me naive/clueless/overly enthusiastic but this picture alone gives me hope for the future of our country. 1108/ObamaPress1107.jpg0 . . .
I got into work this moring with 5 emails with this as a subject. One email inviting me to a conf call next Friday to discuss this topic. The other 4 were from people asking me if I had any scoop on w0 . . .
Emily made seriously delicious Obama cupcakes. She was the belle of the bar. 1108/ObamaCakes1105.jpg 1108/Obama1105.jpg0 . . .
The whole message function on estrip always throws me off. I forget about it and then I realize I have a million messages. It's kinda exciting. Like when your mom forgets she has one last Christm0 . . .
Ok so yay Obama. Really thought there's nothing I can say that everyone hasn't already said. It was moving and exciting and today I love America. So one last thing: For me personally the sin0 . . .
Here's to the fact that e:lilho went her first day with out a dressing on her MERSA wound. Everyone should send her well wishes!0 . . .
I voted this morning. I haven't felt so proud of our country in a very long time. The line was around the block of people waiting to vote. No matter who you vote for I think it's so importan0 . . .
I'm feeling lazy today so I'll give a update of my trip via bullet points: * Ate at Pano's. It was tasty, just as I had anticipated it would be. * Dressed up as Joan from Mad Men.0 . . .
I've arrived at the brand spanking new JetBlue terminal 5. I'm just going to get right to it: It's effing sweet. Maybe I'm just impressed with shiny and new- but I think it's 0 . . .
Reading Paul's blog brought back so many memories. Oh I guess this is the biggest news of all. I proposed to Jessica. i really lve her for sure. Everyday without her seems so empty compared t0 . . .
So a few years back I was a sexy secretary. I can't find the pictures, maybe I'll see if they are still on my camera and I'll update this. Anyways that goes against my whole anti slutty0 . . .
To clear up a few things: Jason/Josh: Ok that TMI weekly is a result of this girl Julia Allison getting some sort of deal with the Next New Networks. Long story short her and her friends are like a0 . . .
This is exactly why I deleted my profile: http://www.tmiweekly.com/meghan/episode/TMI_20081017 0 . . .
I have a ticket to Buffalo leaving this Thursday. I really do not feel like going. It's cold and snowy there. I also do not feel up to a house party. If I do decide to go I really should get my s0 . . .
Remember Nancy Reagan with her "Just say no to drugs" campaign? Well it didn't work very well. Lots of people I know who grew up in that era totally smoked pot or whatever. She should h0 . . .
(besides being spinster-ish which I think may have already occured) is anything spider related. This picture of a spider eating a bird freaks me the fuck out: 1008/Spider1024.jpg *Also related. 0 . . .
Our company annual Golf Outing. I organize it. I find it amusing that I'm the one who does this considering I have zero idea about golf. I mean I used to play in Buffalo, but that was a lifetime 0 . . .
A new Guitar Hero is about to be released. I was reading about it on cnn and saw this quote: Why did you add a beginner level? KH: Our whole objective with "Guitar Hero" is to make it 0 . . .
Tom left this morning we said goodbye and I cired. I'm not sure why. Now I'm kinda sad. 0 . . .
My boss's husband just called me. He bought me a FIRST CLASS roundtrip ticket to Arizona for Christmas. Sweet! 1008/Flight1015.jpg This is the third time I've flown there 1st class. A0 . . .
Ok email flirtation is one of my all time favorite ways to pass time at work. My work crush is totally indulging this and it's not helping my crush situation. He cc'd me on an email requ0 . . .
Just because: 1008/JoanHair1014.jpg *For the record I am not the only one obsessed with Mad Men/ Joan. This was in the Sunday NY Post and there was a 3 page spread about her. So there. ** Al0 . . .
I was very domestic (aka broke and didn't go out). I was also contemplating moving. When I have a big decision to make, I'm stressed or sad I cook and clean. Yes, I've turned into my mo0 . . .
This is what I did: 1008/PrettyNails1013.jpg Got pretty nails at Dashing Divas Then we stopped at a bar where I found $10, had a drink (using said $10), and forbid anyone from eating the peanuts.0 . . .
This is the weird/amazing Japaneese display near my work: 1008/HelloKitty21013.jpg 1008/HelloKitty11013.jpg0 . . .
Again I've lost my debit card. That make for a total of 3 times this year. I'm really annoyed with myself. I called the bank today to order a replacement. 7-10 business days. That's 2 w0 . . .
By now everyone knows of my adoration of all things Mad Men and late 50's. The disfunctional family situations combined with the non stop boozing and sexing in the office make me wish I was born 0 . . .
I now own this headband: 1008/Headband1008.jpg It's so effing cute.0 . . .
The big hoopla was Playboy Bunnies selling cupcakes that were so 3rd grade home ec. *Oh and not even the good Playboy Bunnies like Holly or Bridget. They were lame ones who weren't that hot. 0 . . .
They are doing celebrity apprentice across the street from my building selling cupcakes. You know I'm a total celeb whore. I'm leaving in a few moments to go check it out. I forgot my camera0 . . .
Since the late 80s I have been totes in love with NKOTB. In 8th grade I spent every single dollar I had on New Kids junk (junk=anything Claire's sold in the mall). I never got to see them live be0 . . .
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After a discussion with Paul about the possibility of makeouts happening at his Halloween Party I've decided to go. I'm not dressing up though. Unless slutty or bitter counts as a costum0 . . .
Yes- Le Cake went into le garbage can. CT=Connecticut- it's where all the rich investment bankers live. Greenwich to be more precise. The Hello Kitty Flagship store is actually in Times Sq0 . . .
Last night I spent some quality time with my lady friends talking books and politics. It was pretty fun. However, while discussing books and politics I was drinking Old Fashion's (burbon and cher0 . . .
Another friend lost their job. I've never been this scared of the economy. Last night all I could dream about was A Tree Grows in Brooklyn. Is it time to nail down a tin can in my closet and 0 . . .
Remember the German Chocolate Cake? If not refer to: http://estrip.org/articles/hodown/45470.html It was birthday cake day in the office and a coworker and I were discussing cake and she was lik0 . . .
I never leave the office for lunch. Well, not never but, rarely. Today a coworker and I decided to get the fuck away from our desks and escape the doom and gloom of the economy and head to Bergdor0 . . .
Two of my dreams died. Dream #1: Marrying an investment banker and becoming a CT housewife. Investment banking no longer exists and the days of making shitloads of cash doing murky business deals a0 . . .
In continuing with my tradition of love of celeb gossip (embarassing, but shut up you know you have a dark secret too) and gays I was very interested to find that: Clay Aiken is gay. I mean it 0 . . .
I created friend probation in the early 90's as a punishment for Paul who frequently was naughty (and not in the good way). So when he chose to be bad, I'd put him on friend probation. This 0 . . .
Last night I decided to bake. I'd never made homemade banana bread before and decided to finally put the bananas in my freezer to good use. I looked up a couple of recipes and didn't like0 . . .
Mad Men. The writing and character development is so amazing. And visually it's stunning. It helps that it also includes my one true love Manhattan. Also included: sex (often in the form of0 . . .
It's not yet noon and people in my office are making happy hour plans. Of course I agreed to go. I figure now that I'm single and in my cougar years I should be on the prowl. 0 . . .
I'm posting this picture because it may be the one and only time there is ever a picture that invloves a penthouse and myself together in the same place. 0908/Jho0918.jpg0 . . .
Me: You know is scared her daughter will grow up to be sluts like us. Her: Oh whatever it's 2008 people are fucking more now than back in the day. By the time she grows up people are going to0 . . .
He never fails to make me feel better. No matter what he always has a joke or funny story for me. It's kinda like a long distance hug talking to him. Also I want him to join Facebook. If I ha0 . . .
1. When I have my ipod on I can't hear you. Also I don't want to hear you. Don't talk to me. There's a reason I have my music on and it's so I don't have to speak to you.0 . . .
Remember Mr. Eau du Fromage? The dude who sent me cheese from France? Well we have a very flirty rapport. And I kinda heart him and his bald head. Anyways, last time we spoke I told him I was bitt0 . . .
Who would have ever thought that I'd find wisdom in a trashy TV show (ok I totally could see finding wisdom, me and Mike could. But for the general public I'm sure they don't look to 900 . . .
After work yesterday I was making my way home to JC so I could attend the cocktail party at a co-workers penthouse apartment. So I get to the PATH train station and I see the asshole who groped me 2.50 . . .
So I know I'm back to hating the world/humanity- but every now and then there are people who make me almost retract that. We have a guy in our office who is french and also has a general dist0 . . .
I just finished the book Norwegian Wood by Murakami. I higly suggest you read this book if you like Hemmingway/Fitzgerald. I'm a huge fan of books/movies that have a sense of longing and sadness 0 . . .
Years ago (sigh) when I was in college my roommate and I were heading out to a party and were trying to decide how to transport our alcohol across campus with out getting caught. We decided that tequi0 . . .
that my gym is stalking me. I haven't been really hardcore work out like I was a few months ago and my gym has noticed. They have called me with increasingly scary messages. Message from owne0 . . .
How adorable to ponytail bow combo is: 0908/Photo170904.jpg You can't totally see, but it gives you the general idea. PS e:lilho i used the non fang tooth side just for you. Well you and0 . . .
I'm not going to lie, I love them. Even in their older, clearly sad, state of being. I just found out they played a concert this morning near my office. I cried silently when I realized I missed 0 . . .
However I do know when I'll be back again (unlike the song). I'm leaving first thing tomorrow morning for Fountain Hills, AZ I need to get out of the city, breathe some fresh air, re-cen0 . . .
Ok I promise my wallowing is ALMOST over. Really though I couldn't let this thing die without posting a picture of the never eaten birthday cake that I slaved over for 3 effing hours. 0808/Cak0 . . .
Now that I stopped crying (for the most part) I think I can write about what happened. Actually I can't. All I can say is he was amazing, but too self centered to see anything other than what0 . . .
and invited everyone I knew (Mike Visco fill in the rest).. I'm home from a night out. I'm so thankful (redundant I know) for my girl friends. I can not imagine life with out them. It mak0 . . .
So thanks to everyone for their kinda words. Once I feel like I can go blog about what happened you can bet I surely will! It was really hard not being about to share everything (the good and the bad)0 . . .
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You'll want these shoes: 0808/Shoes0814.jpg The are $24 from wet seal. I'm totes in love. *Also the blackout on blogging on my personal life continues. It makes me sad because I re0 . . .
I was taking my normal break (read goofing off) and reading the NYT. I came across the article below. Really that's news? I'm kinda speechless. Slingshot wrong way to get girlfriend'0 . . .
That's what the dude I'm dating (my boyfriend? I'm not sure really how to refer to him) said I was last night. It was insulting and awesome all at the same time. Exactly what I 0 . . .
All the gays are tying the knot. Marc Jacobs just got hitched. I'm happy for him but sad that he'll no longer be a swinging single dude. He always used to be in the tabloids for dating escor0 . . .
Fitflops are all the rage now in NYC. I've know about them for a while because they advertise them in the Bliss catalogue and I'm always like "Really for $115 does anyone think these fl0 . . .
So I just read in Gawker www.gawker.com that Simon Doonan and Jonathan Adler are getting married!!! It's like the two gayest designers are now joining forces to be one fierce uber designer. Wow. 0 . . .
Randomly I decided to go over my past blog entries. I am so much happier now than I was like 3 years ago. Moving to NYC was really hard apparently. I guess at the time I didn't realize how hard i0 . . .
It's suppossed to be busy at work today. It's not. So instead of internet stalking people (we all know what that path leads to) I decided to post something for once. I was reading a arti0 . . .
I just made Sarah Snow Oatmeal Bars. Holy crap are they cracktastic. I added 3 kinds of nuts (walnuts, almonds and pecans) and apricots and figs and bran and mangoes and apples. I used all organic ing0 . . .
My brother threw a chair at me when i was in highschool. it was dramatic. my finger was briz-oke. Since then every year when it gets humid it hurts. I think this year is the worst. i cant move it. it 0 . . .
So today my mommy dearest calls me on her way to work to discuss a "issue" she has been having. She tells me that all Sarah does is quote me. "Well Jessica says this, Jessica says that,0 . . .
acceptable. http://www.myspace.com/tugboatannieband Tugboat Annie. My first, last and only true love. Holy shit they are amazing. 0 . . .
I'm not alone in my fear of robots. Read the link and then the comment by MONSTERGOC: http://gizmodo.com/391859/subivor-survival-kit-buy-it-or-you-will-die-in-a-subway-terrorist-attack-maybe 0 . . .
I haven't blogged anything of substance in a while. I have my whole amazing DC trip to blog (side tangent: thank you to everyone who gave me tips/suggestions I used all of them and ended up falli0 . . .
I'm ready for my night out on the tiz-own. I wish it was a sister night out. I remember how much fun it is to get ready with the little ho. Who else is going to keep my fashion up to date? IƆ . . .
I made it to DC. I navigated my way through the metro and to my lovely hotel. I'm about to go on a Segway Safari and I'm so excited I may pee my pants. Below is my excited look: 0508/0 . . .
Now that I have my laptop all I do is play on it. I'm sitting here thinking "what can I look up?". I decide to google Sarah. Number #2 & #3 on google turned up this: http://www.g0 . . .
As I'm sure you've gathered I've started working out regularly and with a trainer. When I turned 30 I was the heaviest I'd ever been. I was terribly unhappy with my self. I had wan0 . . .
You may or may not know my great interest in blogs. Especially funny blogs. Well I just read this on jezebel and it was WAY too funny not to post. So see the picture below with caption taken directly 0 . . .
Last week I decided I wanted to take a vacation. I did some research and figured out with my time requirements and budget Washington DC was the place for me. I've also always had a strong interes0 . . .
So I made it through the work out. I made the mistake of saying the work out wasnt that bad. that was not smart because the work out then started involving these incline crunches and this sort of hang0 . . .
No not mine, but someone elses who clearly has a few very specific ones: http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/m4w/648410240.html *note: you want to click on that link. It invloves latex, puppets an0 . . .
I opened my NY Magazine on the way to work today and saw a full page ad for Mario Lopez and some other dance thing he is doing. Then I checked my favorite blog and was hit in the face with: 0408/0 . . .
I just spent 45 minutes on the phone with COMCAST CABLE to get internet. The woman I orginally was working with *seemed great. Got me a great deal, friendly and *seemed like she knew what she was doin0 . . .
with taking my own picture. I used to think it was so narcissistic, now i realize i was just jealous. ps- no dirty comments i know what that picture looks like. also i just ordered a fruit bowl an0 . . .
In response to "stuff white people like" I give you: http://nothatingjustsaying.blogspot.com/ Below is a small excerpt: Seriously, have you ever been to a reeally broke ass country?0 . . .
I just joined facebook and it's blowing my mind! *disclaimer just because I have caved to facebook does not mean in any way shape or form that i will cave to myspace. 0 . . .
A few weeks back I got a shiny new black mac book. I was sure this was somehow going to change my life. Yeah that didn't happen. I've discovered that everyone locks their wi-fi networks, mea0 . . .
I bought a new Black MacBook yesterday. I had Apple transfer over the data from my old laptop to my new baby. I just got it back this afternoon. I can not wait to get it home and fondle it. 0 . . .
Just now I got an urgent call. One of the gentlemen asshats I work with could not find his driver. Mr. Asshat's flight was 45 minutes late, thus the driver was forced to relocate to another spot 0 . . .
Remember like 5 days ago when I was all hearts over the espresso machine in my office. Well I should have thought back to 1996 when I had (and I quote) "the stomach of a 50 yr old man who had dra0 . . .
Remember those awesome horrific pants from the early 90's? Well they are back. Just in case you missed them or your red/white/blue Bills tribute Zuba's are so worn out from wear you need new0 . . .
So a few things: 1. We got a new Lavazza Espresso machine in out office. I'm currently on espresso number 5. 3 first thing in the morning and 2 right now. I'm guessing probably not the be0 . . .
Here's the link the the Graphic: http://www.nytimes.com/imagepages/2007/08/26/arts/26kuo-graphic.html Hopefully this helps solve your question regarding the midget/pastor connection. Let me0 . . .
If you've ever seen R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet" and hoped for a diagram of all the relationships today is your lucky day. Andrew Kuo has mapped out all of R. Kelly’s char0 . . .
Issue #1 with dudes: So last night it snowed for the first time all winter. It was actually kinda nice. Since it was a wet heavy snow I knew (from my many Buffalo winters dealing with various types o0 . . .
Ok it gets even better. I did a little bit o research on him and I can not believe the job he now has. Ok, let's just all remember that he basically was responsible for the largest fuck up of dis0 . . .
Ok so I was going to label this post celebrity sighting, but it's more of a celebrity interaction situation. And by celebrity I mean dude who basically f'd everyone after Hurrican Katrina. M0 . . .
Mario just can't get the dance out of his pants. See below: 0208/Mario0204.jpg0 . . .
Because Mario Lopez can do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92spx87SW6s *extra points for the leg kick while doing the snake **extra points for anyone who breaks out this dance at any fun0 . . .
Copy of my recent im conversation with a ATT customer service agent: Richard: Welcome to AT&T online Sales support. How may I assist you with placing your order today? Jessica: hi, I have a qu0 . . .
please let me know ASAP so I can discontinue our friendship. Thanks, Jessica http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTs5eKZ0i1E&feature=related 0 . . .
I got back to work today to find a few gifts from co-workers at my desk. Now I know you're not suppossed to look a gift horse in the mouth or something but.. I got this as a gift: 0108/Key0 . . .
A few weeks ago H to the Izzo was lost to a tragic subway incident. He is survived by H to the Izzo Part I (who is currently in critical condition). I was going insane (literally) with out any mus0 . . .
You can not resist cute Japanese useless junk. I made the mistake of clicking from this article: http://jezebel.com/gossip/got-charm/-331982.php to this website: http://www.strapya-world.0 . . .
This past weekend I went to the best wedding I've ever attended. It was such a stark contrast to the last wedding I went to where the groom came to the table drunk and went on and on about how he0 . . .
Every year my company throws an over the top Holiday Party. Last year my sister said she felt like she was at the Emmys. I'm not really into it because they require us to dress up. If they threw 0 . . .
According to New York Magazine if you're looking for the next new place to live it's: 1107/BUffaloNY1115.jpg That's right. They say forget Brooklyn, as a matter of fact forget New0 . . .
Really Lysol can clean your vag and save your marriage? If that's the case I vote for dirty vag and being single. 1107/Lysol1114.jpg0 . . .
I work with this gentleman who is from Italy. He is uber high maintenance. On top of this sometimes he has the most odd requests. Like this one I just received: Quick question: the brother of a cl0 . . .
Ok so a while back I posted about my mid-year bonus. Basically what happened is our Company told us we weren't getting our bonuses when we thought we were getting them. In turn my boss cut me a p0 . . .
The long anticipated album Blackout drops today. And by long anticipated I mean I learned that its release is today because Circuit City is selling it for $8. This brings me to my question. Do I buy i0 . . .
I have donated $20 to estrip under "Anonymous". There was this episode of Curb where Larry David and Ted Dansen both contributed to a hospital and Ted did it under Anonymous- but told ev0 . . .
I want this pig. I have no idea why, but I'm in love with it. The price tag is stopping me from making this purchase, $125. I can't justify it. Ok maybe I can. 1007/Pig1029.jpg0 . . .
My mom is trapped. She can't get out. They actually are actually putting together an evacuation plan. e:lilho suggested they drive down to Mexico and then drive back up to AZ. Only e:lilho would 0 . . .
Me and e:lilho were just discussing my mom's evacuation from San Diego. I was telling her they have to find out how to get out because the main road might be blocked by fire. Below is our IM 0 . . .
Last week my mom mentioned to me this random vacation she was going on some place in California. Being the good daughter that I am I tuned her out when she started with the "and golf and blah bla0 . . .
Apparently today is Boss Day. I was just made aware of this fact by a co-worker. She was quite upset that we hadn't yet gotten our Office Manager a gift for this important holiday. She then went 0 . . .
As you may or may not know I'm obsessed with blogs. What I did at work before the dawn of blogs is beyond me. I think I talked on the phone. Thank god I don't have to do that anymore. An0 . . .
Jessica arrives on at 11am on Saturday. I'm not checking any bags so please be prompt in picking me up PMT-okthanks. If you're interested in stalking me I'm cool with that, just please 0 . . .
I'm coming to Buffalo bitches. October 6-8. It's really not a long visit and I have to attend a wedding on Sunday, but I'm still excited. I miss my hometown. Look for me anywhere Labatt0 . . .
I can blog about how shitty my companies payroll system is. In the past 3 years I've had the following happen: Payroll doesnt make the wire on time, leaving everyone unpaid for a long weekend.0 . . .
Last night as I was watching Dr. 90210 on E! I discovered Angie Everheart has TMJ. Now I should probably be embarassed that I know all about Dr. Ray and his sham of a marriage and his neglicted kids, 0 . . .
Bishop Allen September 29th @ The Icon Be there or be square http://www.bishopallen.com/0 . . .
Instead of working I'm reading the NYT. Well actually I am working, just taking a little break and reading the NYT. Anyways in the style section theres an article about THE BEST WEBSITE EVER. It&0 . . .
Ok I know Sex in the City is soo 2001, and really it shows this fake life of a New York woman, but it's kinda like porn for women. That being said today I saw them filming at Tiffanys. I work rig0 . . .
For a while now I've been keeping a secret. I started watching The Hills on MTV. I didn't want to watch it or like it. One saturday afternoon by accident I watched an episode and it was down0 . . .
The one picture I took while on vacation in AZ. This is the spa I spent the day at with Momma Ho. Be jealous bitches. 0907/Spa0917.jpg0 . . .
Pictures of the cheese sent to me by my married co-worker. Nothing says I'm hot for you like cheese. 0907/Fromage0917.jpg0 . . .
Back to my "Robots will someday rule the Earth" paranoia. Already they are taking over the phones in Williamsburg. 0907/MrRoboto0917.jpg0 . . .
You must watch. Highly entertaining. I propose we send it to the Academy for consideration. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc 0 . . .
So for the past few weeks/months I've been seeing this dude. He's 40. I mention his age because quite frankly if I told this story and didn't mention his age you'd think I was talk0 . . .
So 2 weeks ago when I was in FL I mentioned my inappropriate flirting with married co-workers. Well one of these men is currently working in France. And pretty much I was fawning all over him and he w0 . . .
Holy shit this is what Donny Whalberg turned into: 0807/Donny20830.jpg *picture stolen straight from Perez Hilton0 . . .
I'm dedicating this post to Michael Visco who is awesome in so many ways. He, like Jem, is truly outrageous. But also he is smart, hot, has good style and is a really good person to boot. In any 0 . . .
I guess I constantly feel the need to #1 defend Jerz and #2 defend the amount of money I pay in rent and #3 defend its close proximity to the city. I feel like the NYT takes care of this argument for 0 . . .
I think I've had enough.." To steal a line from Dylan. That's basically how I've felt for the past few weeks. I had to go to FL for a business meeting then was in AZ for abo0 . . .
Warning: This story will break your heart 15% if you adore Hello Kitty. http://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/07/world/asia/07cnd-thai.html?hp According to the NYT Thai police officers who show up late0 . . .
The latest blog title is an homage to the new Danny and Sandy starring in the Broadway revival of Grease. They were discovered on a reality TV show and voted to star in the musical revival by America.0 . . .
Although I can by no means take credit for this discovery (some other e-stripper mentioned MC Frontalot ages ago) I did jump on this bandwagon long long ago. Therefore I'd like to call myself an 0 . . .
Joyce is my waxer at J Sisters http://www.jsisters.com/English/MainPageFramed.htm I got a wax today in anticipation of going to the beach. Afterwards I always feel like I've either hooked up o0 . . .
Last night I decided to call Paulie to have a little chat and tell him about whats been going on and give him the boy update etc. So I call and get his voicemail. I think I peed my pants a little afte0 . . .
The other day I was discussing my dislike of getting my picture taken. The dude was like "Think of it as your gift to future generations" or something along those lines. My response was &quo0 . . .
I had totally forgotten about my arm wrestling victory last weekend until I read my friends blog: http://www.bylime.blogspot.com/ In case you don't want to click over there or are too lazy 0 . . .
I've never been a fan of book clubs. I feel like I have a very specific taste in books (books that have a lot of angst and danielle steel novels, but no chick lit) and I could never see wasting m0 . . .
My little hometown. Funny how they forget to mention the snow.. http://finance.yahoo.com/real-estate/article/103226/Most-Affordable-Towns Kenmore, New York Median family income: $59,875 Media0 . . .
So I totally stole this from pink is the new blog. And yes I had nothing better to do at work. Im any case if I were a simpson this is what I'd look like. 0707/SimpsonImage0716.png0 . . .
Yesterday I found out that mid-year bonuses at my job are all f'd up. In addition we now get year end bonuses in March of '08. Because my firm was bought out by a Private Equity Firm we chan0 . . .
I've been way to lazy to post anything of substance and that trend continues. As a matter of fact uploading the pictures almost took more effort than I could handle. So with out further ado I pre0 . . .
This man has clearly not seen a woman in a long ass time (pun intended): 0607/29spain030629.jpg * Taken from a story in the NYT about the Spanish Countryside bussing in women from Madrid for m0 . . .
Apparently the astronaut who was all cra-gee and drove 950 miles to confront her ex lovers current GF is now claiming she was NOT wearing diapers at her time of arrest. Why did she wait until now to d0 . . .
My boss has offered her milage to me for a plane ticket as a "thank you". There are strings attached. I have to use it to visit my mom. I'm not thrilled about the last part, but I mean 0 . . .
Yesterday I had a super annoying day. Or at least it started off that way. I got up, late as usual and rushed to get ready. I got to the train and was super crowded and my $100 Bose ear buds were (are0 . . .
I have to say no matter how many times me and Paulie swear we think the other person is a total jerk we always end up friends again. So in the famous words of the Golden Girls (how many times have0 . . .
On Wednesday I got a tetanus shot from the best and also most hot doctor ever. He neglected to mention that for days after the shot my arm would feel like I was stung by a bee then punched repeatedly 0 . . .
At first I was going to write a long post about how Colbert was AWESOME AWESOME T-O-T-A-L-L-Y. Then I was going to write a long descriptive post about how Colbert did a jaunty little jump off the stag0 . . .
The best day of my life has arrived. Or actually the best day of my week has arrived. Today is the day I will get to drool over Mr. Steven "American Patroit" Colbert live and in person. 0 . . .
So I know I never update my blog anymore and I suck. I'm just too damn lazy I suppose. I also have a million pictures on my camera I need to post. Someday I'll get to it. In the meantime I f0 . . .
and not in the good christina agulera way. So there's a gentleman who works in my office who has always flirted with me. And me being me I encouraged it and flirted back. This has turned out 0 . . .
If you do not enjoy giving blowjobs please refer to the following article: http://www.nypost.com/seven/05102007/news/nationalnews/deep_throat_nationalnews_.htm 0 . . .
On Friday 4/20, a national holiday to some, I went out to celebrate. Actually I wasn't really celebrating, I just got invited along to dinner, a free dinner. Which for me is reason enough to cele0 . . .
Ok so I know I havent posted in ages. Please note if you've bitched to me about this I've taken your complaints and they are noted. With that said, don't complain to me again or you . . .
I've been on a huge documentary kick lately and last night I decided to watch Jesus Camp. Ok everyone has to see this movie. It's NUTS. I grew up in an evangelical christian home, so I g0 . . .
I was cleaning out pictures on my camera and found this. I love finding fun pictures that you didn't take. 0307/Hand10320.jpg 0307/Hand20320.jpg 0307/Hand30320.jpg 0307/Hand40320.jpg0 . . .
When I was younger I always imagined 30 as being so grown up. I'd have matching furniture, a headboard for my bed, and I'd have all sorts of adult like things going on. Then I turned 30. 0 . . .
Yesterday, March 14th was a beautiful spring day. It inspired me to pull out a super cute outfit with matching accessories and a jaunty little rain coat. The weather made me want to skip down the stre0 . . .
I've been totally snotty and barfy for 7 days. I am pretty tired of being sick and cooped up inside. On Friday on my way home from work I think it finally took its toll because I almost started c0 . . .
I pre ordered the new Arcade Fire. Boy oh boy is it good. I'm doing the chair dance right now. As a bonus I got this sweet free CD: 0307/NewCd0305.jpg 0307/BackOfCd0305.jpg And a Trading C0 . . .
So I'm 99.9% sure I'm getting dissed by the programmer dork. I'm super sad about it. We had tenative plans on Thursday, and he never called. At the time it was fine because I was barfy 0 . . .
So yesterday in between barfing I caught up on Bravo's Top Design. I felt like I needed a dose of gay and drama to make me feel better. It was totally doing the trick until during one of the chal0 . . .
So for the first time since I'd say about the 90's I didnt hate Valentine's Day. The thing is I didn't get a huge bouquet of flowers or any expensive gift. I ate take out and hung 0 . . .
Ok maybe not the best ever. But still super fun. Heres a pictorial run down: Friday 0207/TotsWKetchup0214.jpg These tater tots come with an unlimited supply of ketchup. 0207/LoriEatsTots0214.j0 . . .
Recently I met someone. And by someone I mean a boy who I tentatively like. He just called to see if I wanted anything in particular for dinner/drinks. My response: "No, I'm easy." 0 . . .
Last night lilho called me to shoot the shit, like sisters do. Then in the middle of the conversation I hear "ok enough Sarah" and on the phone was Paulie. Aww so cute. Then to make the conv0 . . .
So a while back I turned 30 years old. As part of this momentous occasion my dear mother came into town. And what is one to do when you both run 30 and have a mother around? Why drink copious amounts 0 . . .
Normally the news pisses me off, or makes me wonder wtf?! Well today the news had a different affect on me. It made me chuckle. New topic #1: A NASA astronaut who drove hundreds of miles to co0 . . .
I actually cooked for myself. It was so worth it. I made the guac and pico from scratch. I'll be having left overs tonight, mmm. 0107/Dinner0130.jpg0 . . .
I have a love hate realtionship with all the electronics in my life. I love them and they hate me. Ok so maybe that one time I dropped my laptop I wasn't loving it as much as I should, but still.0 . . .
I can't decide if I like it or it annoys me. Can't Damon Albarn just stay in one band for a while and see how that works out? Take a listen: http://www.thegoodthebadandthequeen.co0 . . .
And when I say Buf a ho by ho im referring to Sarah Ho who was dressed like a ho for the pajama jammie jam. I can say that because im her sister. In any case feast your eyes on the drunken fools below0 . . .
So today at work I got flowers delivered. At first I was uber excited thinking they were from a boy. I had a date this week, and it was suprisingly successful. Sadly though they werent from a boy. The0 . . .
once you see how adorable this dress is you might die. I just ordered it online. I'm almost peeing my pants in anticipation for its arrival. Feast your eyes: 0107/Dress0119.jpg0 . . .
This fucker deleted "Chillax" from Wikipedia. He is now my sworn nemisis. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Winhunter0 . . .
Sunday I had the worst brunch I've ever eaten. And it was expensive. I highly do not recommend Bubby's in Dumbo. What I do suggest though is going to Dumbo in Brooklyn. The view of the city 0 . . .
I have this fetish for nice paper and ribbon. Kate's (a high end paper and ribbon store in NYC) was having a sale. Kate's+ 50% off sale=orgasmic happiness for Jessica. Below are the spoil0 . . .
I've had pictures on my camera forever waiting to be uploaded. Now my blog will be more interesting than my usual "oh boys" & "i have a zit". Feast your eyes below, Thi0 . . .
to post, but my funk continues and I won't. What is wrong w me? Well actually I know. Thomas J. I hate that he makes me so sad and it takes me so long to get over disappointment from him. 0 . . .
So for the second year in a row I've participated in a secret santa extravaganza and both times I gave a gift and didnt get anything in return. Next year I am boycotting all secret santa type pro0 . . .
This was on the front page of nyt.com It scared me. This is what they will look like when they finally decide to take revenge and kill Paul Matt and Terry in their sleep. 1206/squirrl0026.j0 . . .
Because like Jack black in School of Rock I'm all about sticking it to the man: Check out emusic.com when you get the chance! Sign up for the 14-day trial period, download 25 songs, then cancel! 0 . . .
Ok so five minutes ago I was on the phone with my friend. I was telling her about how my mom is coming here for my birthday, my 30th birthday. Then she was asking what we were going to do blah blah. S0 . . .
So on thanksgiving i was "dumped" by the midwestern boy via voicemail. and by boy i mean he was 35 and does his business via voicemail. for about 30 minutes i wanted to cry, then i realized 0 . . .
I've been meaning to post this for a while, but Im lazy. This is my infamous beertini from the high point of my summer. Barfing in a garbage can near NYCs oldest cemetery and being escorted to the PAT0 . . .
1006/Spoon1850.jpg Evidence that Sarah Ann Ho loves getting her spank on. Watch out for Naughty Sisters 3- coming out this winter. 1006/spoon_22102.jpg Sarah gives up power of the spoo0 . . .
Just to give everyone a taste of the weather in NYC I've taken some pictures. Note 2 things: 1. The lack of snow 2. The Abundance of Sunshine I heart NYC bitches 1006/Central_Park_15926.jpg0 . . .
Lately Ive been thinking about a number of things that bother me. Well besides the war, what good old georgie will do next, the state of our current education system and the future of the state of NJ.0 . . .
I'll post a little something for the fans out there. Or just the 5 people who actually read my blog. So: 1. There's nothing like Fashion Week to make you feel like the: fattest, shortest, ugliest, 0 . . .
Michael Visco Sigh Mike, you are so awesome. Who else tells me that I never let the sexy get away? You are by far my favorite Visco. Also I have recently discovered why I only dated older m0 . . .
I'm currently obsessed with Justin Timberlake. He is bringing the sexy back and I love it. I had a few free downloads in itunes and got the song. Currently I'm listening to SexyBack (yes one word) for0 . . .
I just bought this: 0806/Lets_paint1257.jpg This was either incredibly dumb to spend $12.95 plus s/h. Or it was the best purchase I've made in a mighty long time. I'm leaning towards option #2. 0 . . .
Last night after a delightful dinner and drink I decided to take the train downtown and the take the PATH train from there. Very similar to what I had done the night before. However last night as I0 . . .
apparently I have been the victim of a well know affliction known as PMS. Well that and I was actually upset about this weeks events. Also I had a stellar make out/get it on session. That helped a0 . . .
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Ok there's opera in the park this week. A few people wanted to go. So it was my understanding that we were going to go on Wednesday. Well another girl only wanted to go on Tuesday. So after askin0 . . .
Now that I have a digital camera and I'm obsessed with it I try to take as many pics as I can. Below as some from last weekend. Look and be jealous: 0806/Lori_thinking3819.jpg The Zizz pondering h0 . . .
As promised a pictorial update of my life the past few weeks: 0806/Early_at_work1655.jpg I arrive early to work for golf day. I am less than pleased at being up so early. 0806/Relaxing_instead_of0 . . .
Where I'll be tomorrow: http://www.scarsdalegolfclub.org/ Scarsdale Golf Club bitches. Oh yeah... I'm going to try and have the digital camera up and running so I can take photos!0 . . .
So a while back me and a friend were like lets plan a vacation. Fun girls vacation. We mulled over a few diff ideas and agreed upon Chicago. She knew someone we could crash with and it seemed like a b0 . . .
Last Thursday I was going to post and the post would have looked like this: I heart boys. Office make out boy is back today and brought in cute little gifts for moi. And by gifts I mean the free sw0 . . .
I'm also back to being in love with new york. However please do not confuse this with me being back in love with new york AND everyone that lives here- including the jerks that are muggers. What m0 . . .
I've discovered this band Dirty on Purpose http://www.myspace.com/dirtyonpurpose I'm now obsessed with them. Sorry Bishop Allen, it had to end at some point. Also I just returned from vacatio0 . . .
Ozwald Boateng is in. This man is the epidomy of hotness. He is a Savile Row tailor and fashion designer. He is all about clothes and cuts and fashion. He dances just like you'd want a Brit hipster to0 . . .
The saga continues: http://www.estrip.org/articles/hodown/260.html So as you may have read it was brought to my attention that during the two years of employment at my current company I have yet t0 . . .
your ex reads it and can track down your up coming vacations. it can only lead to no good. ugh.. no crying on vacations. there has to be a rule about that. hook ups yes, slutting it up a bit ye0 . . .
We all know of my celebrity interest (that's code for im a little bit too interested in any thing trashy and celebrity). In any case when I discovered My heritage face recognition http://www.myherita0 . . .
My office make out partner was in the office yesterday. I had decided that our shenanigans were going to end. However that plan didn't seem to work out quite like I envisioned it. It went something li0 . . .
Putin kissed boy 'like a kitten' MOSCOW, Russia (Reuters) -- Vladimir Putin's decision to stop a small boy as he walked through the Kremlin and kiss his stomach was prompted by a desire to "to0 . . .
This weekend I sat and pondered over my bad choices I've made recently. I figure since I'm in the office I'll list them in a bullet pointed manner. * Deciding not to get tickets to Belle and Sebast0 . . .
Yeah, for a scientist, I have a strange level of comfort with magic. Statement made by co worker who is not a scientist. 0 . . .
And by obsessed I mean I'm obsessed with how he is now a sex symbol. As I typed that I just threw up in my mouth a little. Please note the news photo of him followed by a news story about how his 0 . . .
Today is annoying. First off: Recently it came to my attention that I should in fact be paid over time. And I should be paid retroactive over time. According to HR I would be recieving this monst0 . . .
For those of you who know me, I'm not exactly a champion of animal kindness across the globe. I like animals and I don't wish them any harm, and I'm all for animal rights (I was even vegan/vegetarian 0 . . .
So this picture was taken of Bush yesterday. His spokespeople released this statement: "The president thought the big bear hug was funny," said Dana M. Perino, a White House spokeswoman. 0 . . .
Conversation heard at work: Girl #1: I really like skorts. You know it's for when you want to wear a skirt, but maybe are going to do something sporty. Girl #2: Yeah, I love skorts too. You real0 . . .
Mike this one's for you: We all remember running home from school so we could tune into the the gang from Saved by the Bell's latest shenanigans. If you didn't watch this show clearly you misse0 . . .
So I admit I totally ripped this off from someone elses blog, but it is so funny it'll make you laugh. Anyone who has ever had AOL will be able to relate. So here is the set up: I had an AOL accoun0 . . .
So this weekend I didn't just drink. Well actually I did, however on Sunday I actually went and supported a good cause: http://www.villagevoice.com/people/0624,bussel,73486,24.html Loving Day. R0 . . .
Interesting article from the NYT. What I had seen happen in my own life is actually a phenomon. Young people are fleeing upstate NY in droves. read the article its quite intersting: http://www.nyti0 . . .
Oh my god. So recently I've been having this crush on this boy who I thought to be ultra adorable and fantastic. Turns out he is just a jerky slutty mcslut. He has umteen girls all over the globe. And0 . . .
According to the Book American Sphinx The Character of Thomas Jefferson Thomas Jefferson had the first documented mullet. The book goes on to describe his hair during his stay in France during August 0 . . .
ST. PETERS, Mo. (AP) -- A woman angry that her new puppy had died pushed her way into a dog breeder's home and repeatedly hit her on the head with the dead Chihuahua, authorities said.0 . . .
http://www.droppedin.com/2006/06/ I highly recommend you read this blog. It's the perfect mix of funny mixed in with helpful tid bits. Updating everyday and making it witty takes too much out o0 . . .
Why am I in such a crappy mood this week? I think it's time for a dose of B'lo to cheer me up. To top it off boys suck. I also spent a good amount of time going through this: http0 . . .
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060524/hl_nm/marijuana_dc my friends responde to this was: awwwww yeah. Dr Dre was right: Smoke weed every dayyyyy. See, he must really be a doctor. Thats why sh0 . . .
Ok my title was going to be: i don't like lying, but i also don't like stalkers. But I cant post a title that long. That's it e:strip sucks. Ha j/k. Anyways Last Saturday I went to this party that0 . . .
I want this http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/8301/ electronic bunny!! It's so adorable: 0506/nabaztag_animation1828.gif Yesterday finally I got my teeth cleaned and my hair done. The 0 . . .
Below is an email I just sent asking for Wednesday off to get some crap done. Read it and laugh. Why oh why is my job like this? From: office manager Sent: Monday, May 15, 2006 12:17 PM To: Ho0 . . .
You may pee your pants a little from laughing hard when you see this: http://www.viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=120&country=us0 . . .
Paul, Sarah, Terry and I have an odd fascination with Donkey Punch. Or maybe we just like to say it a lot? Who knows. In any case it appears the the models like it too. Awesome: http://www.nypost.c0 . . .
I dont know why Ive been so opposed to updating my journal for so long. I guess that so much crap happens I never feel like typing it all. So trip to B'lo: Crazy man on the train to work. Kept b0 . . .
In reference to e:mike,483 I agree that I too have seen many a cute-a-fied picture. I feel like this presents an unfair advantage to those of us who choose to keep it real/old school and forego the ph0 . . .
I need to own this: http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/602-2743926-2767060?asin=B000F0DWFK&tag=tcom_gogl619-20 I can't even imagine how funny it is. Or maybe I should have invented it. On0 . . .
http://www.zizzler.blogspot.com/0 . . .
This past weekend was the best ever. Hard to believe but I've never been to karaoke before. For my big premier I chose one of my all time favorite songs "Pour some sugar on me" By Def Leopar0 . . .
I love steak. I'm pretty much willing to whore myself out in order to get steak. The only two ways I normally get steak are: 1. Whore myself out to the man- aka sit through a business dinner. Somet0 . . .
I can't wait for my trip to the Buff, I need some love Buffalo style. Most importantly I cant wait to eat at left bank on Friday! And drink beer. Steak and Beer, mmmm.0 . . .
I have a theory that if you are a gay man you pretty much have access to any women's boobage. It seems to hold true across the board. And here is more proof to back up my scientific research: 00 . . .
If you are in the mood to see pictures of ultra cute fuzzies then you must to to this site asap: http://www.cuteoverload.com I'm obsessed with the bunnies and the squirrel. Speaking of bunnies 0 . . .
I just scored a pair of tickets to the Allman Brother's show on the last night of their NYC gig. I'm ready to pee my pants I'm so freaking excited!! 0 . . .
This past weekend I got a little taste of the rockstar lifestylo thanks to Lori. Some how this girl knows every b-ish level celeb here and in Philly. She got us backstage passes to a sold out show at 0 . . .
has been solidified: http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/chillax Oh Paul sometimes you are the best friend a girl could have. On another note: The band She Wants Revenge rocks the party. The song 0 . . .
In continuing with my theory that one day the robots will come for us I offer this book as a survival guide: http://www.nytimes.com/2006/02/14/science/14robo.html God damn- why don't I ever take my0 . . .
Because I'm beyond bored at work: So the other day me and e:paulie were having a little chat and as always we ended up on a random topic: When people tell you their "sexy/provocative" sto0 . . .
So in Dec I ordered these custom made boots from London. They cost a small fortune (500 plus 40 per pair for shipping) and were awesome and made just for me. Now its almost a month later and I still d0 . . .
So Saturday I saw Mike Meyers at Teany. He has really awesome skin, which I thought was interesting. No, I didn't go say anything to him. It's one of the unwritten NYC rules, you let the celebs live i0 . . .
If you want to be part of the cool kids group then you must go see We Are Scientists at the Icon this friday. These dudes fucking rock the party and gave it all up tobe rockers. Who doesnt love that? 0 . . .
My new bed is awesome. Every morning I have to pry myself from its ultra comfort. As my Christmas present to myself I bought: http://www.sears.com/sr/javasr/product.do?BV_UseBVCookie=Yes&verti0 . . .
I haven't posted in a while. I go through these bouts of thinking estrip sucks, then being like what the fuck, I have nothing better to do at work so why not. I just can't stand the highschool drama (0 . . .
Thats the first thing I said this morning. As many of you may know the TWA has decided to strike. A brief overview of this: Imagine you live near a huge city. In this city the main way to move from0 . . .
If you are bored out of your mind and are looking for some good old fashioned laughing at the expense of someone else please go to: http://kylebrandt.com/kyb_journal_PERS.html Read his hate list0 . . .
Im still getting one0 . . .
Would it mean that I'm a failure if I gave up on New York? What is the cost benefit of living here versus living near those that really mean the most to me? Maybe I don't have to constantly prove that0 . . .
Very quickly Id like to post some pics. They are of the crazy night in Brooklyn and the first taste of Soul Sausages. 1205/Photo_112505_0025944.jpg 1205/Photo_112505_0030052.jpg 12050 . . .
I just googled "Puggle+Buffalo" and my journal is the third hit. Scary. I am so in love with these dogs. 0 . . .
Jason's post jason,286 has inspired me to post. In college I too had a secret crush. Well really I always have secret crushes, but in college I was very smitten. It was a super hottie in a frat who0 . . .
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I have found the best gift ever: http://www.photostamps.com you upload a picture of whatever and this company makes them into legit usps stamps. I'm using my user pic and giving her a sheet of 0 . . .
So my mom has been acting tres odd lately. I'm not sure what to make of it. Really I think she is going through some sort of life change or something. I re-arranged my shoebox/apartment this weeke0 . . .
All those snow pictures do not make me want to go back to Buffalo. Im cold just thinking about it. My current manicure has lasted the longest any manicure has ever lasted w/o chipping. 6 days. 0 . . .
morningwoodrocks http://www.morningwoodrocks.com/music.asp0 . . .
Last night I was thinking of this really funny story about lilho, and now it has completely slipped my mind. In that case I'll substitute it with an equally funny story, and since the holidays are0 . . .
I am avoiding cleaning my apartment at all costs.I hate cleaning. Once when i was little i hid under my bed in order to avoid cleaning my room. My mom thought I ran away (i did this alot too) so she c0 . . .
who constantly wonder why I am broke even though I make a great salary by Buffalo standards please read: http://money.cnn.com/2005/10/18/real_estate/buying_selling/most_expensive_places/index.htm?c0 . . .
Everyone better put on their Sunday best because I am making a special guest apperance at lilho's bday bash. 0 . . .
I love getting to work and being soggy. Even more than that I love going out, an activity that should include me looking sexy, and being drenched and having water soaked pants. Please god pour some mo0 . . .
In order to end my string of bad karma/luck/wrath of the gods yesterday I bought some apples and scurried home. I went inside, locked the door, spent some special time with maria, watched tv and went 0 . . .
Well my friend Jamie- and I use the term friend loosely has this little side business its Soul Sausage. It's sausage sold out of his home in Park Slope. If you live in the 5 boroughs you get free deli0 . . .
For various reasons the past 4 days have been the worst days I can recall in recent history. Ugh people really bother me. Since I have ruled out the possiblity of having cool friends I am going to res0 . . .
So I just got the worst phone call ever. My hair dresser Kat from Hungry (yes I am going to spell that wrong forever just to spite people) is in some sort of deportation jail. What the fuck. Now GW ha0 . . .
"We had to move the P. We had to simplify it. Diddy is more personal. We are entering into the age of Diddy. It's a new era." Diddy -- whose monikers have included Puff, Puff Daddy and Puffy, says 0 . . .
Last night at 8pm I decided to take a walk over to my hair salon. Why? Well for a few reasons- I love going there to hang out. It's a cool place and everyone who goes there often drops by to say hi, s0 . . .
Since e:paul decided to try and trash me via his little dramatic story I have a few of my own to tell... Let's see I'll begin with one of my personal favorites: Paul a long long time ago decided0 . . .
So Im sitting here watching the Teen Awards. And all the sudden I think "you know if I was black I would for sure be like Eve. I just feel like somhow that would be." Then Mariah carey wins some award0 . . .
Ok folks here is a quick snaphot of my life: Discovered Thomas is not only married but also looking. As in looking for other people besides myself. Great. So I am having a bit of a freak out over t0 . . .
As many of you know I am obsessed with my hair dresser. I always called it my non-sexual crush. Apparently the proper name for this is a "Girl Crush" as defined by the NY Times. They coined the phrase0 . . .
With my netflix subscription I rented Hotel Rwanda. I highly recommend it to everyone. I vaguely remember this event happening, but never thinking much of it. To see the movie has really affected me. 0 . . .
I am so f'ing sick of not being in a comfortable climate. In the subway its so hot you want to die, but because my office is so cold I cant stand it I am in pants. There is no happy medium. On a h0 . . .
Paul I request you stop making the site so advanced I have no idea what this shit is! Thanks- JKH0 . . .
T-shirts are all the rage now. Stores here actually sell limited edition ts for $600. Cra-gee... Anyways since I'm such a hip chick I'm going to share my secret t-shirt shop w y'all: http://www.busted0 . . .
Ok so part of my complete cluelessness about this site manifested itself in not knowing about the whole comments section. People can actually leave comments in this little section about what you post.0 . . .
So today is a much better day. I actually got sleep. Yesterday I can not believe I even managed to stay alive. Ok maybe thats dramatic, but thats me. So far today has been tan-fastic. I got all the cl0 . . .
This kid I know Nolan used to make up words to replace real words, cra-gee is his version of crazy. Anyways the party was so fun and crazy. I suppose that what happens when you mix alcohol, ganga a0 . . .
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/rnr/88489474.html Apparently this is what our party guest was on...0 . . .
Ok first off we just downed a bottle of Cliquot (Champ.) at work. This seems fancy and I was excited until I realized it was in celebration that FINALLY this huge asshole left the firm. He was fired b0 . . .
This woman I PA for just gave me tickets to the Ballet tonight at the Met Opera House. I can not believe that I get to go. I love ballet and now I get to go to one of the best ballets in the world in 0 . . .
As the Statue of Liberty shimmers in the distance like a ghostly sentinel in "On the Outs," its image of promise seems to belong to a country apart from the mean streets of Jersey City... 0 . . .
Yesterday I decided to take a hiatus from my shopping ban and go shopping. Apparently July is sale-o-ramma here and I couldnt resist. I restricted myself to buying things I actually need, like shoes a0 . . .
Holy Crap- Me and Mimi's night of insanity has landed us on Craigslist! Sweet!!! http://newyork.craigslist.com/mnh/mis/81379928.html0 . . .
So today a tall dark handsome man from my past called me and made my day. I just couldnt keep my excitement about that in and I had to share and I can't really tell anyone here about it because we hav0 . . .
So last night I was watching TV in order to chill out before bed. Because network TV can be crap I turned to PBS. And i stumbled upon the most interesting documentary. It was about Newark. A littl0 . . .
I will never buy another over rated apple anything again. I totally got sucked into the posh I'm a new yorker I must consume apple products. Apparently my computer is a big fire hazzard and I had no i0 . . .
Yes it does appear that at times my life is more fab than yours. However you seem to forget how I lived at Stony Brook for 4 1/2 years. Those 4 1/2 years were very unfab. For example: Living in a d0 . . .
I have to make this short and sweet because it is way past my bed time and my work out has taken the best out of me. However I had a c list celeb sighting- I saw the personal trainer they made over on0 . . .
I joined NetFlix due to my lack of cable. It's not really that I can't have cable it is just insanely expensive. With my last roommate we had a $200 a month cable bill. I just can not see how that is 0 . . .
Ok I love Dave Matthews and they are playing in August at Red Rocks in Colorado. I really really want to go. Anyone interested in joining me? I dont know anyone who likes DMB enough to shell out the c0 . . .
LL Cool Jay as in Ladies love cool james is in a new tv show on Fox. I knew i loved that trashy station for a reason. I have loved ll since i was first allowed to listen to music.I grew up in a "0 . . .
Friday night just as I am packing up to go home and enjoy a manless evening I get a call from one of my co-workers Rajal. She actually used to work with me at Deloitte and I really like her. She wants0 . . .
Update on my par-ta (update requested by Paul): Went into crooklyn, my new jeans are comfy and the perfect fit.Got to the party fashionably late (is there any other way to arrive?). There was tons 0 . . .
After my rantings yesterday I went out to drink my worries away. Yeah well I started drinking vodka on the rocks at 6pm and keep on going until around midnight when I switched it up and started on the0 . . .
Today I go and drink my irritation at men away. I just spoke with my g/f about this topic and she said Im not alone. Apparently the ny dating scene is awful for all women and thats why there are so ma0 . . .
I just locked myself out and to top it off I left my vibrator in plain sight so when my landlord actually does come to let me in there it is for everyone to see.Fucking A.0 . . .
Please never leave us again. This is what happens when you leaves us to our own devices. Now that you are back I feel .05 % better. Things are looking up!0 . . .
So on my way to the train I spied Lizzie Grubman (ok so she is more like a b-list celeb but still who else saw a celeb today). She was running into Mickey D's. Firts of all she had on the silliest out0 . . .
is minutes away- mmmmm beer...0 . . .
Taste of Buffalo should 100% not be on Main Street anymore. Don't you recall all those years of us eating lamb lollipops dodging people with SUV strollers and masses of humanity all trying to fit on t0 . . .
So when I first moved here this guy Peter couldn't get enough of me. He thought I was so sweet, and cool. He always used to say "Jess don't become like those New York bitches. all women in new yo0 . . .
After four days of non stop partying like its 1995 with all the epeeps I need a vacation. Things tend to get a bit out of control when you combine the Ho sisters, nyc, alcohol and various other people0 . . .
So here I am at my inaugural stoop/really ghetto on the corner garage sale and I am connected to the Internet. I love wireless! I would have never imagined when I was young that I would be able to sit0 . . .
The best falfel (sp?) joint near my house has the most amazing food ever. I mean out of this world so yummy in my tummy fat ass good. Lilho can testify about this. So tonight I go to get the combo w l0 . . .
I just read morphconflit's journal and I hope that scumbag slumlord Peter Singer reads this too. People will stop going to the BBB, Call 4 Action and whoever else will listen when he stops ripping0 . . .
In the office: Gary: "Hey Bob how's it going?" Bob: "You know just working for the weekend as the song goes." I sit here laughing just thinking about it. The things peop0 . . .
I just saw that Jersey City is happy?! Ok I live there. The place is a dump. Sunday morning there were signs all around my neighborhood about an attempted rape, that was right before I looked down and0 . . .
I just saw Karl Lagerfeld on my way to get my eyebrows threaded (FYI- it hurts like a mofo to get this done). Why am I so obsessed with celeb sightings? He was so fab. 0305/Karl42470130.jpg 0 . . .
That Paul sure is a smoker. He hasn't stopped since he got here- my apt is actually starting to stink- P U!0 . . .
Chillaxing is a registered trademark of JKH industries. If you are interested in finding out more about JKH Industries you should consult Kramerica (we do work similar to them). On another note: h0 . . .
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7159365/ Sorry lilho- I'll always be the Grand Puba0 . . .
but she'll make a small fortune now that these are all over the internet. Why can't I be a socialite? 0205/hiltonsk22154.jpg 0 . . .
Being a "New Yorker" I feel like "The Gates" is one thing I can speak about first hand. Joshua first of all saying "that New Yorkers are too obsessed with looking hip to actua0 . . .
few can compete w the hello kitty collection-seriously don't try its been in the works since i was three. i also collect men in my spare time. i have a small but distinguished list including estri0 . . .
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Thats all I keep thinking when Im walking outside in the freezing cold. Arizona here I come! I'm not packed at all, I have a million errands to run and I have to move right when I get back. I cant wai0 . . .
ok so I ripped that off from the beasties (its one of my favorite lines- except they use ooo ooo as their disco call which is way cooler). So my b day has come and gone with out a phone call from my b0 . . .
So I go down to get lunch this afternoon and I hear this harp and flute music playing Christmas songs. I turn around and there are two live people playing a harp and a flute roped off in this little a0 . . .
So i saw the best apartment on Saturday. The catch they wanted someone to move in right away. Something I cant afford to do. I cant pay rent on two places at once. I am so super bummed. Tom told me he0 . . .
Until my birthday! Yea! I'm still holding out hope that the birthday fairy will know my deepest desire and show up with an ipod. 0 . . .
Can I change my user name? I feel kinda jipped. I didnt even get to choose it. Paul used our friendship as a ploy to just sign me up w/o my consent. Its like friendship terrorism. Has anyone seen 0 . . .
I don't know why I get so excited about going to these places. Every single time its never as exciting as you think its going to be. It was crowded with business type men and Midwestern tourists. Yuck0 . . .
Tonight I get to go to Tao. Fancy schmancy. If Ive sold my soul to the devil (as Paul claims I did) then I may as well play the fiddle on my way down. My other alternative plan for this evening wa0 . . .
Looks like everyone is apartment hunting this weekend! I am going to look at places too. YEA!0 . . .
I haven't posted in a while. I think I am in a funk. Some of it has to do with hanging out with people who have major negative energy. I'm convinced that stuff rubs off. My funk could also be related 0 . . .
http://www.bananaphone.org/download.asp (you cant get it out of your head and its so annoying)0 . . .
This is the best store in the world. Ecerytime I take the train downtown its like I can not resist going in and buying something. Yesterday I bought 2 sets of hangers. Since I have done all my laundry0 . . .
Hey eppeps I need some assistance. I know some of you have some NYC contacts. Im looking to move back to parkslope my ohl hood in brooklyn. If anyone knows of someone looking for a roommate let me kno0 . . .
Ole Dirty Bastard died. :( Who will Mariah do her next duet with? Seriously he stayed true to the ghetto- once all the old school rappers are gone all we will be left with are rappers like chingy. I0 . . .
Yes I may be done with this city. I heart New York, but it is sucking everything that I like about myself out of me. I can remember the days where I was a laid back chill person. Ok maybe not laid bac0 . . .
Foxygirl makes a statement about the "violence" against the poor Republicans. It only happens because people simply can not live in this conserative/christian right wing country any more. It0 . . .
Their Cd cost $19 in NYC. What a rip off this city is. I bought it for my trip so id have some new tunes to listen to. Not like I dont already have about 50 new cds that I havent listened to yet. 0 . . .
http://pageuser.auctions.shopping.yahoo.com/auction/87637183?u=%3ahellokittytarget&aucview=0x34 Its the best Hello Kitty thing I have ever seen. Anyone want to chip in and buy it?!0 . . .
in global warming. It was in the 70s in NYC yesterday. I walked around all day ina t-shirt and jeans. We have the heat off and the windows open in my apt. Today I wore flip flops to work. I love this 0 . . .
used my bowl- AND he said it was sweet. Yes! Sorry but little things make my day...0 . . .
For the record bon jovi and def lepoard have some of the greatest 80s rock out songs ever. Pour some sugar on me was a favorite of my floor mates in college. We had dance party nights where we'd grab 0 . . .
Why is it all funky? Paul help it!! :( 0 . . .
Im really into bullet point things. I think Ive been eaten by the corporate machine: - Tom Ford in the flesh at Bergdorfs- I could have died happy at the moment. What made it even better is I was g0 . . .
This message is specifically to you, as per your request. Four Three Zero. You know what will happen if you forget. 8* 0 . . .
I disagree. I heard it come right out of his mouth. I worked there for months and I saw Pano come into see Kosta. 0 . . .
B'lo Cold Crisp Days Walking to work with out smelling toxic fumes from buses Clean Air period My old apartment- Im sorry I said you were ghetto (I now know what ghetto really is) My B'lo friends0 . . .
Doesnt everyone know I have to have some form of entertainment to pass time at work? Well if no one else is posting then i suppose I will. Hmmm what to write about? Since nothing exciting (0 . . .
Why do they suck so bad? Its like you can predict what is going to happen. EVERY game they manage to loose in a new and unbelievable way. Their loosing makes Thomas cranky and it trickles down! I'm ju0 . . .
in my obsession of the MTV Real World Road Rules Challenge. I even thought about it on my way to work. It is like crack. You know these youngsters are just insane and WAY too emotional, but you cant s0 . . .
overheard conversation. Today two grown men in my office were talking about how great and magical disney is. I almost had to throw up. They then went into this whole thing about what a great corporati0 . . .
Its 3:29 and once again I am conting the minutes till I can get the hell out of here. I just found out one of my friends pays 200 a month in rent. I almost fell off my chair. That is insanely cheap. I0 . . .
I used to work for Kosta, Panos cousin. Ahh the stories os sexual harassment and grossness involving food I could tell you about. Also what ever the greek place is in the food court of the Boulevard m0 . . .
jason,8So when Paul saw my story he called me and said I needed to tell the rest of the story. Ok here it goes. So yes my latin lover was a hottie hot guy, however he did have some issues- which may h0 . . .
jason,7 Just to reinforce my point I'll tell you a little story. Back in the 90's (gasp) when I was in college I met Louis on my very first day of school. He was a dream. He was from Columbia and t0 . . .
jason,7 Just to reinforce my point I'll tell you a little story. Back in the 90's (gasp) when I was in college I met Louis on my very first day of school. He was a dream. He was from Columbia and t0 . . .
jason,7 I say go for it and call the girl. Seriously a girl would date a great poor guy over a rich bastard any day (well most girls would). Life is too short to regret not calling. 0 . . .
Kenmore is still on its merry way to being Ghettofied. When a driveby happens its all going downhill. 0 . . .
paul,1971 everyone should come to NYC for the confrence! I have a spare room and everything :)PLus who better to cheer me up from a broken relationship than little paulisha 0 . . .
paul,1971 everyone should come to NYC for the confrence! I have a spare room and everything :)PLus who better to cheer me up from a broken relationship than little paulisha 0 . . .
Sqb I dont remember him, but there was an article about him recently in something(? I read so many papers, etc I dont remember where) about his google wacking. For those of you who dont know google wa0 . . .
Lilho should hurry up and finish school. Then she should move to NYC. I cant take this no family thing, and I refuse to move to AZ right now (ask me again in 3 months when its the dead of winter and I0 . . .
Springfaerie I know EXACTLY what you are talking about. Aound the begining of the month I turn into this crazed woman. I am grouchy/bitchy/crying/moody and everytime I have no clue whats going on. In 0 . . .
your story book illustrations are amazing. I used to have a book when I was little with womderful pics like that. I think kids would really dig a book like that- no joke. 0 . . .
supporting local businesses. It was even more important to me when I lived on the strip. I always said if I could just take the strip and my old apartment and transplant it into NYC I would be as hap0 . . .
So recently I hear about the drive-by in Kenmore. I have so many feelings about this. Why oh why my beloved Kenmore did you have to be ghettofied? I remeber when we used to not let one of our friends,0 . . .
We should do a few things: 1. Plan an all out camping bash before it gets fridgid. If we plan somewhere in the middle of the state we could all meet up in the middle! 2. Have everyone list their0 . . .
Tommorow I am going to Belmont. I'm not sure how I feel about this considering I dont really believe in horse racing. Why is it that rich people are into the weirdest and most animal cruel sports? Hun0 . . .
out of my mind at work! Anyone have some good ideas how to make a living outside of the office?! Sqb- I dont know where the other two locations are that you have pictures of. If the church was near0 . . .
Sqb are the B&W photos yours? I only ask because one of them looks like it was taken right outside my building. The one titled "nine lives". I cant imagine that there is another 9 that l0 . . .
gets yanked I will flip out. Every single person I know who has lived in Buffalo and decided to leave leaves for the same reason. It really is a great place to live (minus the winter tundra that happe0 . . .
Ugh I just had this long post about CL and why it rocks. Basically its all about the housing market. It allows poor suckas like myself to actually find a place w/o paying a scum sucking broker my enti0 . . .
Theres now a craigslist for Buf a ho. Does this spell the demise of elmwoodstrip.com?0 . . .
ok so here I am again posting about Buffalos fave landlord Peter Singer. I just saw ajay's posting about his EBAY business. I cant believe the extent of this. Years ago I was shocked about the extent 0 . . .
So it poured in NYC yesterday leading me to have a 3 hour commute to no where. Included in this commute was a journey through Jersey City Street water up to my knees. Ew. When I envisoned moving here 0 . . .
people cut down and remove toes to make shoes fit better. It was in the NYT this morning. Thats cra-gee!! On a side note: The RNC sucks the big one! Its making getting around a pain in the ass. Be0 . . .
look like they are having alot of fun. Trust me you have to be here to experience it. I blame the RNC as well. I just dont want any extra 50,000 people here for any reason. If they feel the need to pr0 . . .
So as part of my high profile job I had to pack up and office and ship it off to Chicago. Well in the move the boxes got banged up, as boxes do in the shipping process. Not even for investment bankers0 . . .
I was walking down the stairs to the F train and all the sudden I just saw the average white 40 ish business man keel backwards. Once I was done decending the stairs everyone just looked confused. So 0 . . .
I saw a man die on the subway platform. Everyone was amazingly calm, no one seemed to even be freaked out. Me on the other had was really disturbed by this. I dont think I'll ever forget how he looked0 . . .
to calling moving to NYC being a trendy fuck. That just goes along with the small town attitude I have frequently encountered in buf-a-ho. 0 . . .
posed for two of his photo shoots in NYC he was a super odd guy.0 . . .
Tunick's Buffalo nudes BUFFALO, New York (AP) -- They came. They saw. They bared all. And in the end, the 1,826 people who shed their clothes for Spencer Tunick on Sunday were a work of art. Wi0 . . .
I claim rights to this word since the early 90's period. Paul has since then copied/used this word. He seems to do this with all of the cool things I think of. Like I always say I am the orginator. I 0 . . .