We live to see another day. Hooray!

My cousin-in-law (correct term?) is an IT recruiter and is looking for someone with the skills below.

I'm clueless to what half these acronyms are but maybe someone out there on (e:strip) does. It's for a 4-6 month contract position -- could go longer but no guarantee.

We are looking for 2 .Net Developers, and a SQL Data Modeler. The position descriptions are short but pretty straight forward. The pay rates are flexible, but we are targeting $45 - $55 hourly.

.NET DEVELOPERS

* .NET 3.5 or 3.0 experienced resources with WCF, WPF, and Windows Development (no web development please...) the system we are building is windows (rich client) based system.
* At least 5 years of experienced resource is preferred
* RUP is a must.
* The candidates must have experience working with nHibernet..
* Net 3.0 Framework development experience.
* MVP Design Pattern
* Rational Tools
* UML

I think we'll have a winner if we find someone with WPF, WCF and nHibernet.

SQL DATA MODELER

* Strong experience working on Large Scale Database Design projects
* Data Modeling Experience
* Experience with IBM Rational tools like Rational Data Architect
* Fluent in communication skills

If this is up your alley, let me know.

So this started out as a joke over lunch, but I'm going to give it a try -- if only for the social experiment part of it.

This is assuming I'm not breaking the TOS at Craig's List. I mean, it's not like I read it or anything.



Help if you can!

Just sayin'.