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Category: christmas

11/22/05 02:12 - 33ºF - ID#22729

What I'm giving my mom for xmas

I have found the best gift ever:



you upload a picture of whatever and this company makes them into legit usps stamps. I'm using my user pic and giving her a sheet of stamps with my picture. Thats awesome.

One year for mothers day I gave her a mug with a picture of me on it from college. She didn't find it as funny as I did.

I can't wait to see her expression as she realizes that this is her gift.


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Location: Jersey City, NJ


Category: crazy moms

11/21/05 04:50 - 46ºF - ID#22728

My mom might be nuts

So my mom has been acting tres odd lately. I'm not sure what to make of it. Really I think she is going through some sort of life change or something.

I re-arranged my shoebox/apartment this weekend. I still did not clean. Basically I can do everything but clean. I think Im allergic to cleaning. I wish I just had a wife my life would be soo much easier.

ok thats all for now.

Oh and I want a Puggle. I want one with all my heart. They are so cute. If I had a boyfriend and he bought me a Puggle for Christmas that would be the best christmas ever.
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Category: snow

11/17/05 09:49 - 29ºF - ID#22727

Snow

All those snow pictures do not make me want to go back to Buffalo. Im cold just thinking about it.

My current manicure has lasted the longest any manicure has ever lasted w/o chipping. 6 days.

Last night I found a $2 metrocard. I really believe this is my special skill. I always find metro cards w money left on them. I'll give it to (e:lilho) when she comes out here. Thats all she is getting from me $2. Just kidding Sarah, I'll buy you one thing from the clearance rack at H&M too, as long as its $1.99 and under.

Tonight Im going to the theatre. I love saying that.

Oh and it's not snowing here.
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Category: music

11/07/05 02:47 - 50ºF - ID#22724

Good Music

morningwoodrocks
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Category: ho family stories

11/07/05 11:10 - 46ºF - ID#22723

Damn

Last night I was thinking of this really funny story about lilho, and now it has completely slipped my mind.

In that case I'll substitute it with an equally funny story, and since the holidays are right around the corner I'll make it Holiday themed:

Every year in Buffalo my mom got kinda holiday obsessed, not over the top decoration obsessed, but for my mom it was intense. In any case one day my sister pops over to my apt. to pick me up for the mandatory holiday decorating. Anyone who knows my mom (nick named the dragon lady by some of my high school friends) knows she don't play. Well me and Sarah were assigned garland duty. Me being me, went and had a bit o ganja before to really put me in the holiday spirit. So there me and Sarah are out on the porch and I decide that garland is also good to use like a boa when you are pretending to be a movie star singing songs. During my performance my hair got entangled in the garland/boa and my hair got stuck as well. Out walks my mom in the middle of my performance (and I use that term very loosely).My sister had this look of fear like we were so busted. Thank god I've always been a slightly off child. She just shook her head like "oh that jessica, such a crazy kid".

On another note its taking me forever to clean my apartment, and I have not gotten any booty in weeks, ok thats a lie. I'll restate: I havent gotten any good booty in weeks.
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Category: cleaning

10/23/05 01:21 - 43ºF - ID#22722

What is wrong with me

I am avoiding cleaning my apartment at all costs.I hate cleaning. Once when i was little i hid under my bed in order to avoid cleaning my room. My mom thought I ran away (i did this a lot too) so she called the police and my dad. It was dramatic. So now to avoid cleaning I smoke up, and started watching this show about napalm and vietnam, its awful. How can this be better than cleaning my apartment because its so dirty right now. I have a headache...
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Category: potpourri

10/19/05 01:26- ID#22720

For all you fuckers

who constantly wonder why I am broke even though I make a great salary by Buffalo standards please read:



I had so much fun in Buffalo. I am really glad I went home for the weekend. Can everyone just move to NYC so we can have fun here?

In response to Paul's comment about my trying to bite off his mangle nail like a rabid dog. I see it more as an (E:strip) community service. No one wants that thing around.

Death Cab for Cutie tonight. I am excited. I am sure cute boys will be all over there.

On another note go to www.wearescientists.com This band is playing B'lo soon. The drummer is a former banker- how can you go wrong with a band like that? Seriously they are really good and I insist that you support my friends.
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Category: guest apperances

10/14/05 09:43- ID#22719

Special Guest Appearance

Everyone better put on their Sunday best because I am making a special guest apperance at lilho's bday bash.
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Category: weather

10/13/05 03:59- ID#22718

I'd like it to rain some more please

I love getting to work and being soggy. Even more than that I love going out, an activity that should include me looking sexy, and being drenched and having water soaked pants. Please god pour some more rain on nyc.

On a brighter note I think my luck maybe changing (knock on wood).


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10/11/05 10:18- ID#22717

So far so good

In order to end my string of bad karma/luck/wrath of the gods yesterday I bought some apples and scurried home. I went inside, locked the door, spent some special time with maria, watched tv and went to bed. This morning I awoke with baited breath to see if something was going to fall on me.

Well now I am at work, my dry cleaning dropped off, sitting at my desk. So far so good.

Apparently Jamies sausages are a hit. I guess you really can't go wrong combining soul with sausage.
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